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johneboy
Orgasminator
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 227
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: avoiding Meat2p......oops...I mean.....holiday
Location of Leave: now that would be telling
From (Last Posting Day): Saturday 27th August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Sunday 4th Sept 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 26th August
...and no games while I'm away Postie :jagsatwork:
My message box is officially closed until further notice.
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Let him go, let him go -please!!!
MrsFC
Sex God
Uh......uh.........he's not going anywhere HC, he's on wenching duties this weekend.. :rascal:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Mmmmmmm, go on then!! confused :? :? :? :?
Approved!
Have a good one! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
postie
Sex God
Revoke that order Sarge! He's can't just desert like that... cowardice in the face of the enemy (m2pu)...
Dino's legged it to Leeds.... johnboy has run away... and I'm here on me own! It aint fair...
C'mon Sarge, you can see it isn't even an Official Leave Application form... it's a copy he bought off a fella in a pub...
pleeeeeeeeease! worship
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by postie
C'mon Sarge, you can see it isn't even an Official Leave Application form... it's a copy he bought off a fella in a pub...

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by postie
Revoke that order Sarge! He's can't just desert like that... cowardice in the face of the enemy (m2pu)...
Dino's legged it to Leeds.... johnboy has run away... and I'm here on me own! It aint fair...
C'mon Sarge, you can see it isn't even an Official Leave Application form... it's a copy he bought off a fella in a pub...
pleeeeeeeeease! worship

well Debbiewebs can arange your leave :twisted: :twisted:
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
just say the word baby... and you could be gone into the loverly world of being looked after and all yer hopes and desires looked after... well for a coupl of days anyways...
If that aint what yer looking for .... quit yer whinging and take the punishment M2PU is going to give out wink
smackbottom
tigersgobounce69
Casanova
Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
postie
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't... it was Johneboy... look at my first post!
oh fuckery.... i'm dead-meat.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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postie
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ooh look! M2PU has got his army of slightly miffed gerbils to dance at me!
You were right Tigersgobounce..... he's a wuss!
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
:laughabove:
so glad i aint someone M2PU might have it in for..... rotflmao
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by postie
Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
Ooh look! M2PU has got his army of slightly miffed gerbils to dance at me!
You were right Tigersgobounce..... he's a wuss!
there just the distraction to arrange..........
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
:laughabove:
yer getting ther M2PU
wink
postie
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
:laughabove:
yer getting ther M2PU
wink

whose side are you on??????
Happy__Cat
Sex God
One git leaves, another comes back!
postie
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
One git leaves, another comes back!

don't be so harsh on yourself..... you were only in the south for a day anyhows!
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
:laughabove:
yer getting ther M2PU
wink

whose side are you on??????
I don't do sides.... I am more the sit on the fence swinging ma feet back and forth kinda person... then watch and make my own judgements.... and so far M2PU is doing not too bad :rude:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by postie
One git leaves, another comes back!

don't be so harsh on yourself..... you were only in the south for a day anyhows!
I was going to try to think of something funny, but, fair play -
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bastard!
postie
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
:laughabove:
yer getting ther M2PU
wink

whose side are you on??????
I don't do sides.... I am more the sit on the fence swinging ma feet back and forth kinda person... then watch and make my own judgements.... and so far M2PU is doing not too bad :rude:
what a skinny postie and some dancing gerbils??? Nah... I was worried for nothing!
you are being tempted by some false promise of being a "meaty-angel" !!!
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
rotflmao at the thought of me being called anyone's angel.... lmfao.... you do crack me up sometimes.....
:angel:
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by postie
Revoke that order Sarge! He's can't just desert like that... cowardice in the face of the enemy (m2pu)...
Dino's legged it to Leeds.... johnboy has run away... and I'm here on me own! It aint fair...
C'mon Sarge, you can see it isn't even an Official Leave Application form... it's a copy he bought off a fella in a pub...
pleeeeeeeeease! worship

Yer chicken!!!
...and it's no good looking at M2PU with that "I'm only a poor liddle puddy tat" face .... he's gonna flatten ya!
Cowardice in the face of the enemy .... tsk tsk ....... X-Man #2 .... off to H.E.R.P.E.S. with ya!!!