I have an opinion

9 Mar 2007

Whats your opinion on fresh V frozen vegtables.
Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance?

I'm sorry Sassy, but I have to disagree with you there. On the (quite a few) occasions I've tripped over a kerb/pebble/crack in pavement - I've always done a really silly run, along with my arms moving very similar to the popular swimming stroke, the front crawl :?
Usually do this for about 500 yards, or until I've managed to gather the maximum amount of onlookers, before diving to the ground and doing the last 10 foot or so on my stomach towards a puddle/dog poo :undecided:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance?

I'm sorry Sassy, but I have to disagree with you there. On the (quite a few) occasions I've tripped over a kerb/pebble/crack in pavement - I've always done a really silly run, along with my arms moving very similar to the popular swimming stroke, the front crawl :?
Usually do this for about 500 yards, or until I've managed to gather the maximum amount of onlookers, before diving to the ground and doing the last 10 foot or so on my stomach towards a puddle/dog poo :undecided:
pmsl rotflmao

Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance?

I'm sorry Sassy, but I have to disagree with you there. On the (quite a few) occasions I've tripped over a kerb/pebble/crack in pavement - I've always done a really silly run, along with my arms moving very similar to the popular swimming stroke, the front crawl :?
Usually do this for about 500 yards, or until I've managed to gather the maximum amount of onlookers, before diving to the ground and doing the last 10 foot or so on my stomach towards a puddle/dog poo :undecided:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I can picture you doing it Missy!!! lol

:lol:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you all been sniffing the Tippex again? :shock:

Have you noticed that Tippex is so dificult to get off your earlobes after it has been on for about 12 hours?? :? :? :? :?

9 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Whats your opinion on fresh V frozen vegtables.
Louise xx

In frozen I only accept peas, sweetcorn and broad beans. Everything else fresh and preferably not at the end of season.
Hospital food can be poor in many hospitals with a reliance on frozen veg eg mixed and brusssels - yuk

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house? :dunno:
There are 2 sides to every story:

Dear Boss
Why do the other guys get to work outsite the gorgeous womens houses and I end up working outside some curtain twitching trollops house??
Norman

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

I hate you Sarge, I really fLucking hate you mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Whats your opinion on fresh V frozen vegtables.
Louise xx

Depends on what you are doing with them at the time dunno

:giggle:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Have you noticed that Tippex is so dificult to get off your earlobes after it has been on for about 12 hours?? :? :? :?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Maybe, next time you accidently draw on your ear when putting a pen behind it, you should wash it off instead of tippexing it out :? :? :? :? loon

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Whats your opinion on fresh V frozen vegtables.
Louise xx

Depends on what you are doing with them at the time dunno

:giggle:
Would you like me to tell you?
wink

Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Why does a cat have 9 lives?
Not 8 or 10 but 9

9 is a mystic number to cats. It is their belief that if they cannot live fully through their 9 lives they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form, like a tin opener.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG I thought my tin opener just squeeked a bit when using it - didn't realise it was meowing :shock: :shock: :shock:
No wonder it razors thing open like tins of tuna, but a tin of peas, I have to go round about 4 times before it finally opens :shock:
Keeno, you're sooo clever worship

You've got to realise that 'tin opener' is what cats call the people who open tins

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you all been sniffing the Tippex again? :shock:
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance?

That cos the male population of western europe is stalking you. :shock: An attractive woman like you should dress more modestly to avoid this attention and wear some sensible shoes like your mum told you to. You're just asking for trouble tottering round town in those heels mad

9 Mar 2007

How do blind people know when to stop wiping? confused

9 Mar 2007

Quote by goodporking
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Their dog gives a contented woof!! :? :? :? :? wink

9 Mar 2007

Quickie meets
Whats your opinion of them?
Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance?

I'm sorry Sassy, but I have to disagree with you there. On the (quite a few) occasions I've tripped over a kerb/pebble/crack in pavement - I've always done a really silly run, along with my arms moving very similar to the popular swimming stroke, the front crawl :?
Usually do this for about 500 yards, or until I've managed to gather the maximum amount of onlookers, before diving to the ground and doing the last 10 foot or so on my stomach towards a puddle/dog poo :undecided:
From what I saw at Notts, there's no fear of your face hitting the floor though silly

hwoar:
:giggle:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Quickie meets
Whats your opinion of them?
Louise xx

I'm in favour of them on the whole.
Many men like the old SAS style of sex. Get in quick, get the job done then get out before anyone notices.
Myself, I like to a little time. Usually on bra straps (damn those tricky fastenings redface

) To quote Swiss Tony making love to a beautiful woman is like making love to a beautiful woman and I think that says it all.

9 Mar 2007

keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking confused

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

How about you deliberately muddle up yer words before saying em?? Then, hopefully they'll rearrange themselves into the right words as they come out biggrin

Tell em you wanna Song off their Cafe - and hopefully as it tumbles out yer nervous mouth, it'll change into Snog their Face off :D
Or maybe not :undecided:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

Are you trying to say it without flirting? :?

9 Mar 2007

You only have to ask Dawnie
mwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh biggrin

:D :D

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

How about you deliberately muddle up yer words before saying em?? Then, hopefully they'll rearrange themselves into the right words as they come out biggrin

Tell em you wanna Song off their Cafe - and hopefully as it tumbles out yer nervous mouth, it'll change into Snog their Face off :D
Or maybe not :undecided:
I could try that Missy, how much worse can it get rolleyes

"Can I face off your snog?", I can see this working :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by winchwench
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

Are you trying to say it without flirting? :?
Always without flirting :smug:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by warwick
You only have to ask Dawnie
mwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D :D

:lol2: warwick
passionkiss

I can't say anything else to you, I have given up flirting for lent :smug:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

flirting and snogging is always a problem. It is normal if you are attracted to someone to smile and flatter your eyelashes. However, the problem arises when people interpret your smile as if you were telling a joke.
The only real solution is to practise a lot.

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

How about you deliberately muddle up yer words before saying em?? Then, hopefully they'll rearrange themselves into the right words as they come out biggrin

Tell em you wanna Song off their Cafe - and hopefully as it tumbles out yer nervous mouth, it'll change into Snog their Face off :D
Or maybe not :undecided:
I could try that Missy, how much worse can it get rolleyes

"Can I face off your snog?", I can see this working :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Hmmmmm, needs a bit more work on it me thinks :? You burbled it out more like "Your foff nogs ace!!!" :undecided:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
keeno how do I tell someone that I want to snog the face off them because if I try, it always comes out wrong or they think I'm joking

Sign language dunno

( just make up your own) :giggle:
Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Hmmmmm, needs a bit more work on it me thinks You burbled it out more like "Your foff nogs ace!!!" :undecided:

I never have been any good st this swinging lark :doh:
I figured I would get myself some useful anagrams to twist the letters in the hope they might turn out correct when I need to say them :thumbup:
efficacy onus roof nag
fancying our face of so
yearnings cuff oaf coo
cryogenic anus off oaf
I can't go wrong now :smug:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Sign language ( just make up your own) :giggle:

That's probably the best idea :idea:
Forget the whole wording thing and just carry on getting yer tits out Dawnie :twisted: :bounce:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
That's probably the best idea :idea:
Forget the whole wording thing and just carry on getting yer tits out Dawnie :twisted: :bounce:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But I'm shy redface

10 Mar 2007

Why is darts shown on telly???
dunno