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I have found me HUMOUR!!................jump jump

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All this time!..its been stuck up me bum! :shock: :shock:

Could you please help me pull it out!.............. as its so bloody painful! :eeek:
I've heard of toilet humour, but this is ridiculous! :shock:
Nice to see you Debs, hope the break did you good. kiss
It's good to have you back, Debbiewebs..... :bounce:
Mike.
humour is a great tool us lovely ppl have
cool to here u found it
as for others fuck them all the young and the old the short and the tall
So that's what's been agravating your piles then, that bluddy great sign! No wonder! rolleyes
Welcome back Debbs! biggrin
LC xxxxxxxxx wink
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Debbie kiss passionkisshump69position
It is goood to see you back ..................... I'll pull anything you want if you're staying put
and
Just found out my best mate's wife is pregnant after 8 years of trying .......
Today just get's better and better
sorry guys and girls!......made a bit of a arse of me self! redface surprisedops: lol
But thanks for the welcome! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
this site would have died years ago but for folks making an arse of themselves welcome back to hotel california
Woohooo !!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Debbiewebs' back :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

and Debbiewebs' front :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
........ and everything in between!!
Good to have you back Debs kiss :kiss:
Welcome back Debs! :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
So glad you decided not to check yourself out of the asylum just yet... :mrgreen:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Woohooo !!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Debbiewebs' back :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
and Debbiewebs' front :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
........ and everything in between!!
Good to have you back Debs kiss :kiss:

ooooooo sarge!...........bloody miss ya babes! :kiss:
how could i leave when you make me laugh so much! lol
Love ya loads! passionkiss
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Welcome back Debs! :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
So glad you decided not to check yourself out of the asylum just yet... :mrgreen:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :passionkiss:
Quote by flapjackboy
Welcome back Debs! :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
So glad you decided not to check yourself out of the asylum just yet... :mrgreen:

As has been mentioned elsewhere, you can check out any time you like, but... ;)
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Welcome back Debs! :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
So glad you decided not to check yourself out of the asylum just yet... :Green:

As has been mentioned elsewhere, you can check out any time you like, but... ;)
well i did try!. rolleyes ..........but misschife.........opened the wrong door! :shock:
instead of deactivated me and pushing that big red button!.......she bloody pushed the activated one instead!
lol
ooooo missey! smackbottom wink
Wooooohooooooo
Debbiewebs!!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Glad you didn't bugger off hunny kiss
Debs!!!!!!!!!! passionkiss Lovely to have you back you utter nutter!! loon
Hoped you wouldn't stay away biggrin :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
OI DEBS!!
C'mere.... let me see if I can tickle yer humour the long way round...passionkiss :twisted:
Nice to see you again....
Neil...if you're reading this, you're NOT getting the same. evil
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Wooooohooooooo
Debbiewebs!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Glad you didn't bugger off hunny kiss

well had no bloody choice now did wink :wink: I! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Bloody love ya babes!
give us a snog :passionkiss:
Quote by easy
OI DEBS!!
C'mere.... let me see if I can tickle yer humour the long way round...passionkiss :twisted:
Nice to see you again....
Neil...if you're reading this, you're NOT getting the same. evil

thanks babes! sillyassionkiss: miss ya
thanks Angel chat! :passionkiss:
thanks ice :passionkiss:
Thanks mike north :passionkiss:
thanks calster :passionkiss:
thanks flapjackboy :passionkiss:
thanks lovcommder! :passionkiss:
thanks mister-discreet :passionkiss:
thanks leprechaun :passionkiss:
thanks wild rose and the stag :passionkiss:
uupps thank you sarge! wink
Good to have you back on board debs.
Looking as lovely as ever :twisted:
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Good to have you back on board debs.
Looking as lovely as ever :twisted:

Yup! The place just ain't the same without you! :silly: ... :mrgreen:
welcome back Debbie
Looking forward to reading your posts cos they're always a laugh and I mean that in a nice way wink
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Good to have you back on board debs.
Looking as lovely as ever :twisted:

oooooooooooo flattery will get ya every where wink
Quote by J3diMast3r
Good to have you back on board debs.
Looking as lovely as ever :twisted:

Yup! The place just ain't the same without you! :silly: ... :mrgreen:
hey what about ya self............nice to see you again me little lemonade drinker wink :wink:
Welcome back sexy!!!!!!! lol :lol:
Welcome back??? You never left as far as I was concerned hun :bounce: You were just having some R&R :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Good to have you back on board debs.
Looking as lovely as ever :twisted:

Yup! The place just ain't the same without you! :silly: ... :mrgreen:
hey what about ya self............nice to see you again me little lemonade drinker wink :wink:
Been making short visits to the site but have otherwise had a busy, hectic and damn confusing couple weeks Debbs ... 'hold tight and listen very carefully as I'll say it only once ...' ... BIG shock of a £600 bill for servicing the car and fixing a few things ... selling flat and buying house ... not buying house and not selling flat ... staying put and paying off mortgage ... selling flat but not buying house and intending to rent instead ... but, but, but, what about ... :shock:
Anyway ... wave and kiss ... I DEFINITELY need a holiday!
Can i finally get up off me bloody knees now?Im glad it worked but all that begging lark can play havoc on knees lol
About bloody time too Debs kiss