I have never cum from oral

15 Jan 2005

and what cums first, the egg or the chicken?

depends which one is crap at giving head I suppose lol

Bev
xx

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Eyup Lucy, be nice to him, you could be on to a winner here :lol: :lol:
Bev
xx
(and hoping this doesn't offend Lucy )

no, I'M THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE innnitt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Jan 2005

it may have answered some of the questions but still wondering whether your g/f knows you're here?

15 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Eyup Lucy, be nice to him, you could be on to a winner here :lol: :lol:
Bev
xx
(and hoping this doesn't offend Lucy )

no, I'M THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE innnitt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Superb. :evil2:
.

15 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Eyup Lucy, be nice to him, you could be on to a winner here :lol: :lol:
Bev
xx
(and hoping this doesn't offend Lucy )

no, I'M THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE innnitt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
big village to make such a statement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Jan 2005

She doesn't no. Why?

15 Jan 2005

Whilst I'd be the first to question the motive behind this initial post, I can empaphise with the problem.
Oral sex is one of my all time favourite pastimes, but I've found over the last few years that I can no longer come when being fellated.
The reason? Mrs Cueball loves to give head, but she doesn't like the taste of semen. The thought of her not enjoying the "end result" is enough to stop me completing.
QED.
PS. If there are any women out there who do enjoy semen we'd be willing to enter into a series of experiments to prove/disprove the theory wink

15 Jan 2005

for the record, I ain't gay. and for another record, he LOVES THE COCK!!
sorry, film I saw once biggrin

15 Jan 2005

Quote by ben_1984
She doesn't no. Why?

mmmm a fisherman methinks.
Lb :love:

15 Jan 2005

A Fisherman? I don't understand.
Ben

15 Jan 2005

:rotflmao:
Well Ben the fact that she doesn't know just says to everyone that you're probably not caring, considerate or honest. You're asking for help. Go ask her for her honest opinion as to what you should do; given that she's crap at oral but would obviously be gutted if you had a great bj off someone else (cos you wouldn't be with her at the time). I'm just guessing here, but I bet you're not that good that she'd say 'oh well darling I'll start it off for you, give you a little help, cya in the wee hours eh'

15 Jan 2005

The problem could simply be a mental one. Your stimulus may be the moans, groans, movement, whatever of the woman that makes you cum.
If when giving you a blow job, she behaves as if she was having a cavity filled, then you are unlikely to get the stimulation.
Have you asked if these women actually enjoy giving head ?? some don't
(please ladies, don't jump pown my throat, it is true, some don't)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by ben_1984
A Fisherman? I don't understand.
Ben

Makes two of us mate I didn't like to ask.

15 Jan 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
Have you asked if these women actually enjoy giving head ?? some don't
(please ladies, don't jump down my throat, it is true, some don't)

Nice choice of words. lol

15 Jan 2005

Ben I found a pic to show you what's supposed to happen. Hope this helps.
blast

:blast: :blast:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ben I found a pic to show you what's supposed to happen. Hope this helps.
:blast: :blast:

Babe you beat me to it biggrin

:D

15 Jan 2005

:giggle: you bloody did an all! rotflmao

Venusxxx

15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
:giggle: you bloody did an all!
Venusxxx

We ya gotta give the guy a helping hand biggrin

15 Jan 2005

you bloody did an al

That's a lie!!!!!
(ok then it's not lol

)

15 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
:giggle: you bloody did an all!
Venusxxx

We ya gotta give the guy a helping hand biggrin

He doesn't need a helping hand, he needs a helping mouth...
Ooohhhhh after you :P wink

15 Jan 2005

Quote by ben_1984
Totally genuine - one 20 year old male who has never been able to complete oral sex no matter who it has been with. I would really like to as I love oral but it has never happened.
is this a problem?

It never has been for me, but I always ask the lady if she minds before doing it. Perhaps you haven't found anyone who really knows how to do it.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:

15 Jan 2005

Ooohhhhh after you

Can I watch :twisted:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ooohhhhh after you

Can I watch :twisted:
Come on we'll quietly sit in the bushes......might learn something confused

: ...hey we could practice :?:

15 Jan 2005

Honey you have such inspirational ideas, what a constructive way to pass the time whilst we wait in the bushes lol

:lol:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Come on we'll quietly sit in the bushes......might learn something : ...hey we could practice :?:

She's too loud folks! wink

Then you should have put something in my mouth.. :twisted:

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Honey you have such inspirational ideas, what a constructive way to pass the time whilst we wait in the bushes :lol:

:twisted: well its bloody cold out here best way to keep warm is friction :twisted: :P

15 Jan 2005

you mean, put it in and humped?

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
you mean, put it in and humped?

Thats the one...really sorry but I know I'm crap at it mad

15 Jan 2005

tut, next thing you know, your fella will be asking for advice on a swingers site rolleyes

15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
tut, next thing you know, your fella will be asking for advice on a swingers site

How'd you know....he did last week mad