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I have never cum from oral

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So would any females take me up on the offer?
It is a bit disappointing at the age of 20
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.... or for a more serious warble then 'Land of Hope and Glory' gets her everytime.

Gives a new meaning to the line "wider still and wider".. rolleyes
Mike.
libra - love love to help i'm only in maidstone, could even fix your bathroom light as well
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libra - love love to help i'm only in maidstone, could even fix your bathroom light as well

Het sparky good memory..... :shock:
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I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

You're joking? Surely? :shock:
ummm - someone been doing it wrong then!!
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I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

You're joking? Surely? :shock:
ummm - someone been doing it wrong then!!
I think we should teach her the ways of the world :twisted: :twisted: so she knows what shes ben missing :cry: :wink:
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You all need your eyesight testing! Go back and read the first page again.

We obviously wank far more than you :shock: cool
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The term 'blow job' derives from years ago when prostitutes would offer 'below jobs' to describe what we now know as a blow job. Apparently.
Bev
xx

'tis true.
Lb :thumbup:
I've just seen on another thread that Ben has a girlfriend...why can't she give him his bj till he cums?
Because she is shit at giving head - I have never come from her going down on me. She says she gets tired and her jaw aches
What a bitch :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes
I`d be crap at head too if I had that attitude entering my mouth.
Venusxxx
Gosh aren't you hard done to...maybe you're that crap at oral on her that she can't be arsed to make the effort lol
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I've just seen on another thread that Ben has a girlfriend...why can't she give him his bj till he cums?

Maybe she dont like meat poor thing
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Because she is shit at giving head - I have never come from her going down on me. She says she gets tired and her jaw aches

but of course you are fantastic? or maybe if you were nicer to her, she'd make an effort, or just not say she's crap at it biggrin
I'm assuming she knows you're on here, what with you being a great b/f and lover, so she might read your comment. rolleyes
I'm not - I have always made her cum quickly. Look I'm not trying to get up anyone's noses here I just want some advice - how can I cum? Its all lovely up to a point but then she can never finish.
i'm beginning to wonder if i actually can come
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I'm not - I have always made her cum quickly. Look I'm not trying to get up anyone's noses here I just want some advice - how can I cum? Its all lovely up to a point but then she can never finish.
i'm beginning to wonder if i actually can come

maybe you're gay and can't get excited enough by a girl?
Right so let's get this straight:
1. you like her to give you oral
2. you don't cum as a result of her being 'crap' at oral
3. you make her cum quickly when you give her oral
aren't sure whether you can cum at all
are, naturally, a very considerate and honest lover and she knows you are here seeking a better BJ than she can give
're obviously hoping for more help because you are also looking for some dogging action tonight
Well?
Ok, well for a start you could perhaps consider that it`s not her who is crap at head, but YOU who has the issue. Approaching a forum where people have the utmost respect for thier partners with that attitude is not going to win you any favours. Why would we WANT to help you?
But since I`m here, do you reach a certain level of excitement then lose it? If so I`d suggest you are trying too hard. What other approaches have you tried, or do you just shove it in her mouth and hump?
Venusxxx
Wow dont everyone just love to be made to cum quickly confused: rolleyes FFS Ben a woman wants slow seductive not flucking being told shes crap, not suprised she dont enjoy it she prob wants to cum quick to get it over with.
i have never had any problems in recieving oral, i have found that many women have very different ways of giving head, some hard and frantic, others soft and gentle.
i dont like to be the selfish type, and just recieve the blow job, i prefer it in the 69 position, so i dont feel so selfish (and as the woman gets more turned on, it turns me on also) making it more of a shareing, pleasurable experiance for both of us.
Tried a 69?

He's only 20, he probably still thinks that's a chicken chow mein
lol
Bev
xx
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Tried a 69?

He's only 20, he probably still thinks that's a chicken chow mein
lol
Bev
xx
thats egg fried rice down here :shock:
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Right so let's get this straight:
1. you like her to give you oral
2. you don't cum as a result of her being 'crap' at oral
3. you make her cum quickly when you give her oral
aren't sure whether you can cum at all
are, naturally, a very considerate and honest lover and she knows you are here seeking a better BJ than she can give
're obviously hoping for more help because you are also looking for some dogging action tonight
Well?

caring, considerate, unable to orgasm with a woman......HE'S GAY!!! I'm sure of it biggrin rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
rolleyes that's just geography and your chinese might be from a different part of China. Possibly East London?
lol
Bev
xx
just checked indian menu 69 is egg fried rice wth a chicken corma
Eyup Lucy, be nice to him, you could be on to a winner here lol :lol: :lol:
Bev
xx
(and hoping this doesn't offend Lucy )
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rolleyes that's just geography and your chinese might be from a different part of China. Possibly East London?
lol
Bev
xx

not london, nearer brighton...infact the 69 is known as tookanchew on the menu
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just checked indian menu 69 is egg fried rice wth a chicken corma

and what cums first, the egg or the chicken?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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just checked indian menu 69 is egg fried rice wth a chicken corma

and what cums first, the egg or the chicken?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
me normally :shock:
Well then I apologise to all the women on this board. let me set this straight. I have cum, but never from oral and that comes from more than just one person - it is possible I am trying to hard because I now perceive it as a problem but I actually just lie there. i don't shove it in her mouth and hump away no.
In terms of me giving oral my current girlfriend does come quickly - not because I go fast and furious but just because she does. Sometimes however she does take a long time but I am patient and loving no matter what.
And yes I am interested in dogging - because I would like to watch and maybe join in and yes a blowjob would be nice - hope this has answered most questions.
Oh and no I've never tried 69