Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:
Never had sex with a stranger either, for that matter - and don't intend to!
I have never had more than mfm/fmf but would love to give it a go......
:giggle:
i have never walked up behind a stranger on the street and tapped them on the shoulder.
Hoping that as they turn I can take the opportunity to punch them firmly and squarely on the cheek.
Continuing, whilst the person is suprised and shocked, to lay in to their features with blow after ill-aimed blow as the lip splits and eye puffs.
landing punch after punch in a rage of unknown fury stopping only as my own fingers and knuckles and swollen and broken... to straighten my collar and calmly walk myself to the nearest A&E.
oh... hang on... thats not what we were meant to be talking about was it?
please excuse me
lp
been doubly penetrated by two penises
Hmmm, interesting...
I have never had the opportunity to call 'next!'
I have never had as sexually interesting a year as this has been... :rascal:
I have never been to Australia