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Calista
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
had sex blindfolded...
:shock:
Begs the question, WTF have I done?!?!

Had lots of *spits* 'normal' sex?
rotflmao
Ok I have never .....
swallowed
had an mmf
had a spitroast
had my nipples pierced
had hot wax dripped on me
had sex with a stranger
Freckledbird
Sex God
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
had sex blindfolded...
:shock:
Begs the question, WTF have I done?!?!

Had lots of *spits* 'normal' sex?
rotflmao
Ok I have never .....
swallowed
had an mmf
had a spitroast
had my nipples pierced
had hot wax dripped on me
had sex with a stranger
out of that list.....i have never had my nipples pierced!!
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
:giggle: Normal sex - check. Sex to music - check.
Nah, am just kinda going through all the things I've done in my head and all of the things I haven't done and I'm struggling really... the blindfold thing is true, I have never done that. But I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel of 'things not done.'
Will have to go onto non-sexual things in a bit - shock, horror, gasp... in this forum!

I'll perv things up then! lol
I have never rimmed somebody!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Never had sex with a stranger either, for that matter - and don't intend to!
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Never had sex with a stranger either, for that matter - and don't intend to!

Hey, you've seen my chest (<- thataway!), I hardly count as a stranger now! bolt
I have never been slapped by a woman (yet, I fear this may be about to change! lol)
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
Never had sex with a stranger either, for that matter - and don't intend to!

Hey, you've seen my chest (<- thataway!), I hardly count as a stranger now! bolt
I have never been slapped by a woman (yet, I fear this may be about to change! lol)
lol yeah, but you've only seen my best bit
<<<<<< thataway! Face'll put you off honey :lol:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:

I did have both nipples pierced.
Oh... and cool hot wax - check.
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Never had sex with a stranger either, for that matter - and don't intend to!

Hey, you've seen my chest (<- thataway!), I hardly count as a stranger now! bolt
I have never been slapped by a woman (yet, I fear this may be about to change! lol)
lol yeah, but you've only seen my best bit
<<<<<< thataway! Face'll put you off honey :lol:
You made me click! No face pic though sad
I have never seen freckledbirds face!
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:

I did have both nipples pierced.
Oh... and cool hot wax - check.
Ever been with a guy, over say, 6'5"...
I only ask purely out of trying to help you out in this game you understand! lol
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
I'll perv things up then! lol
I have never rimmed somebody!

You can perve things up all you want... :rascal:
Rimming - check. wink
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30

I'll perv things up then! lol
I have never rimmed somebody!

You can perve things up all you want... :rascal:
Rimming - check. wink
Sex with a midget? lol
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:

I did have both nipples pierced.
Oh... and cool hot wax - check.
Ever been with a guy, over say, 6'5"...
I only ask purely out of trying to help you out in this game you understand! lol
Do you know - Nola thinks long and hard- I don't think I have been with a guy over six foot five... confused
Although it's usually the inches rather than the feet that I'm concerned about... :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:

I did have both nipples pierced.
Oh... and cool hot wax - check.
Ever been with a guy, over say, 6'5"...
I only ask purely out of trying to help you out in this game you understand! lol
Do you know - Nola thinks long and hard- I don't think I have been with a guy over six foot five... confused
Although it's usually the inches rather than the feet that I'm concerned about... :giggle:
My PM box is <----- thataway! :lol: :rascal:
(my flirt-o-meter seems to be getting cranked up again lol))
Unknown User
Would love to live in Japan.
Just looks like the future NOW.(if that statment has logic) confused :?:

Just need them 6 ohhh so lucky numbers.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
I have never dated or done the 1st/2nd/3rd... base thingy
Never had any tattoo's
Never lived in a flat/bungalow/lighthouse/boat/time machine/ other planet/mansion lol
Never had a holiday in a touring caravan
Never owned a leather jacket
Never been married
Unknown User
Quote by niceguysdoexist
...made love.... outside ....and naked .....in a warm tropical rainstorm :twisted:

I want that one!!!!!!!
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
Ooooo I've never had my nipples pierced or had hot wax dripped on me either.
Not sure I want either of those things :scared:

I did have both nipples pierced.
Oh... and cool hot wax - check.
Ever been with a guy, over say, 6'5"...
I only ask purely out of trying to help you out in this game you understand! lol
Do you know - Nola thinks long and hard- I don't think I have been with a guy over six foot five... confused
Although it's usually the inches rather than the feet that I'm concerned about... :giggle:
My PM box is <----- thataway! :lol: :rascal:
(my flirt-o-meter seems to be getting cranked up again lol))
I am thinking you are a sly old fox! :lol:
Did you set up this orginal question so that you know what to offer which lady? :rascal: :twisted: :lol:
Willow_female
Sexpert
I have never had more than mfm/fmf but would love to give it a go......
:giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
I have never had a thread locked - apart from the odd GFZ but they don't count do they?
So, I have not yet been granted admission to the exclusive LTC... wink
Unknown User
Had sex with a guy over 6'5" innocent
had an MMF
hosted a swingers party
biggrin
Unknown User
i have never walked up behind a stranger on the street and tapped them on the shoulder.
Hoping that as they turn I can take the opportunity to punch them firmly and squarely on the cheek.
Continuing, whilst the person is suprised and shocked, to lay in to their features with blow after ill-aimed blow as the lip splits and eye puffs.
landing punch after punch in a rage of unknown fury stopping only as my own fingers and knuckles and swollen and broken... to straighten my collar and calmly walk myself to the nearest A&E.
oh... hang on... thats not what we were meant to be talking about was it?
please excuse me
lp
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Had sex with a guy over 6'5" innocent

Let me introduce myself, I'm the man you've never had! lol
<----- PM box, thataway!
(humn maybe I should have "<----- PM box, thataway!" as my sig! lol)
noladreams
Sex God
been doubly penetrated by two penises
Mmmaybe
Sexpert
Hmmm, interesting...
I have never had the opportunity to call 'next!'
noladreams
Sex God
I have never had as sexually interesting a year as this has been... :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
had sex blindfolded...
:shock:
Begs the question, WTF have I done?!?!

Had lots of *spits* 'normal' sex?
rotflmao
Ok I have never .....
swallowed
had an mmf
had a spitroast
had my nipples pierced
had hot wax dripped on me
had sex with a stranger
out of that list.....i have never had my nipples pierced!!
out of that list I have never swallowed
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx

I see a heap on the floor! wink
... shag-pile :shock:
lp
It would soften the blow! :P
Aah you can't beat a nice soft blow... :wink:
Been to New Zealand.
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