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I have one eye, fat, bald, no teeth, and a bit wrinkly.

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only come out to play when my master rubs me, and no a genie does not appear!!! lol
Evening All
I am new to this site and looking for a bit of advice, I have an ad #359343.
I would love to go to a swinging club around Bristol or willing to travel but wish to go with a female or couple any suggestions would be greatly recieved.
Thanks
J
Oooooh ya bugger :lol2:
Welcome to the site biggrin
Now I don't know if you're just say a "hi" to everyone or if you're advertising for a meet here?
So I'll just take it as a hi and not move you across to the Lets Meet Up forum - if I'm wrong (which I normally am rolleyes ) I'll move this to the other forum for you :D
Advice? Hmmm I would just say take a look around, get to know people on here and let them get to know you. Once you've established yourself a little bit, then I would definitely reccommend a munch, a purely social event that lets you put faces to names as well as having a bluddy good night out!
Most of all, have fun :D
One eye, fat, bald, no teeth AND a bit wrinkly???
You'll fit right in here. hehehe ........ Welcome to SH!
sounds like debbiewebs (oops im not in the piss take thread anymore) bolt
:welcome:
Hi and welcome kiss
Which bits wrinkly though ? wink
Hello Darling,
Welcome to the mad house kiss
Happy hunting
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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sounds like debbiewebs (oops im not in the piss take thread anymore) bolt
:welcome:

ooo now you just getting jealous now .......trying to put the really good lookers off of me!
so you can have me allllll to your self Ha Ha
Please just agnor him........... poor bugger that one
hello and welcome to (as you see the nutt house.) and i see missy yet again the tart has beaten me to it HUH!!... smackbottom .................Missy Debs wants words! :kick:
any way Missy beat you to pming him :bolt:
hi ya hun and welcome!!!!!!!!
louxxx
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hi ya hun and welcome!!!!!!!!
louxxx

oi you bog off i was here first ....its all right you coming in and showing off ya young bits and showing up mine............ wellits not on ok
Dont look at her pic babes its not her! :giggle:
she looks like this really

rotflmao
omg with your description of your self you might like her :eeek:
Quote by Debbiewebs
hi ya hun and welcome!!!!!!!!
louxxx

oi you bog off i was here first ....its all right you coming in and showing off ya young bits and showing up mine............ wellits not on ok
Dont look at her pic babes its not her! :giggle:
oi debbs!! :kick: honestly they arnt here boobs!! in that avatar!!! heres hers!!!

bolt lol
Quote by bailiffs
hi ya hun and welcome!!!!!!!!
louxxx

oi you bog off i was here first ....its all right you coming in and showing off ya young bits and showing up mine............ wellits not on ok
Dont look at her pic babes its not her! :giggle:
oi debbs!! :kick: honestly they arnt here boobs!! in that avatar!!! heres hers!!!

bolt lol
right to the piss taking post right NOW young lady! :sparring:
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bolt lol

:scared: :scared: :scared:
Quote by Debbiewebs
hi ya hun and welcome!!!!!!!!
louxxx

oi you bog off i was here first ....its all right you coming in and showing off ya young bits and showing up mine............ wellits not on ok
Dont look at her pic babes its not her! :giggle:
oi debbs!! :kick: honestly they arnt here boobs!! in that avatar!!! heres hers!!!

bolt lol
right to the piss taking post right NOW young lady! :sparring:
with pleasure!!!!!!!!! flipa :haha: :bolt: