I know and yes I'm lazy

31 Jul 2004

I know there have been a million and one threads about the size of a males cock, but .....
I have just measured Tim - yes he complained - and I took measurements from end of tail to stomach, around tail and round balls and shaft, etc.
and came to the huge conclusion - it doesn't fuckin matter
just my thoughts on the aubject
Jas
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31 Jul 2004

You think the size of Tim's cock doesn't matter???? Flipping heck Jas :shock: :shock:
Given the (unlikely) choice of Tim or Mel Gibson then Tim would win hands down.... redface

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Sends Jas two paracetamol and a glass of water - cos she MUST be ill!!! wink

31 Jul 2004

"just my thoughts on the aubject"
What pray is an aubject ?
I reckon this is could be a new adjective for aural sex - I placed my head between her legs for ages but couldn't hear a thing !
S8 wink

31 Jul 2004

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Quote by Timmy
I took measurements from end of tail to stomach

As in base of the spine tail? ......... you measured him from the top of his arse round to his stomach didn't you! rolleyes

:lol2:

31 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: @miss chief !
S8 lol

31 Jul 2004

1) I have to apologise to putting the first post up as Tim - it was me -J as - I got our ID's confused
2) Jags you're right he would always win over Mel Gibson -i n his head anway lol

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3) As in base of the spine tail? ......... you measured him from the top of his arse round to his stomach didn't you! - i wouldn't do that. I measured him from tip to tummy :shock: (he's a bit scarey actually) ok a lot scary,
He is nice though, honest :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm going to pass back over now
Jas
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