I know Im sad but ladies and gents try this!!

23 Oct 2004

Got a vibrator? Put it on and stick the top of it between your teeth and look at the computer monitor (or anything else for that matter!!) hehe tis cool everything looks like its moving about and you get a funny buzzing sensation in your head!! (dont forget to wash them first!!) hehe
I know Im sad?? but im bored lol

23 Oct 2004

erm no .....
rotflmao

23 Oct 2004

:shock:

23 Oct 2004

dammit, party poopers!!
Go on you know you want to biggrin

23 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Got a vibrator? Put it on and stick the top of it between your teeth and look at the computer monitor (or anything else for that matter!!) hehe tis cool everything looks like its moving about and you get a funny buzzing sensation in your head!! (dont forget to wash them first!!) hehe
I know Im sad?? but im bored

when you say wash them first ... do you mean ears or the vibe?????

23 Oct 2004

:fuckinghell: ..................................................................that was some trip lol

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Got a vibrator? Put it on and stick the top of it between your teeth and look at the computer monitor (or anything else for that matter!!) hehe tis cool everything looks like its moving about and you get a funny buzzing sensation in your head!! (dont forget to wash them first!!) hehe
I know Im sad?? but im bored

when you say wash them first ... do you mean ears or the vibe?????
either or hehe :lol:

23 Oct 2004

me teeth have fallen out redface

23 Oct 2004

Erm...
Fruity, sweetie...
dunno

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Isn't that just like using an electric toothbrush?!

23 Oct 2004

Quote by stupot
me teeth have fallen out

Bejaysus you didnt have to eat the damn thing !! lol

23 Oct 2004

Me thinks you'll find that its sposed to go in another hole dunno

23 Oct 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Me thinks you'll find that its sposed to go in another hole

notice you don't add which one there .... perve rolleyes

23 Oct 2004

I don't have a vibrator, but I reckon you could get the same effect sitting on the washing machine during its spin cycle. (No, I haven't tried it!)

23 Oct 2004

i always lose me falsies at the wrong moment smile

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Erm...
Fruity, sweetie...
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Isn't that just like using an electric toothbrush?!

Pah electric tooshbrushes are for the middle and upper classes us lower class scum have to do with damn manual toothbrushes! :P
Fuck masturbating with an electric toothbrush (like using a brillopad!) lol

23 Oct 2004

LOL, Fruity!! lol

Never tried it, but I should imagine that taking the brush-head off first would be an idea... (!) rotflmao

Makes me wonder, though - do you think there's a market out there for discrete add-ons for electric toothbrushes that you could take on holiday with you if you didn't want to obviously take a vib with you?! wink

G xx

23 Oct 2004

hehe maybe would be a good idea but surely when people see the add ons theyd know they arent for oral health?? lol

23 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Fuck masturbating with an electric toothbrush (like using a brillopad!)

After the revelation with the vibe above I'm not sure i want to know how you know this fruity hon

23 Oct 2004

I havent honest rolleyes

Just have a good imagination! :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

I will admit to the fact that one of our bags was seriously delayed at customs when we went the states and included a bag containing various sex toys redface

a discreet toothbrush attachment would have saved my humiliation LOL

23 Oct 2004

Remember, folks - you saw it here first!! lol

(C) Gryphon, 2004 :P

24 Oct 2004

I own three* but no,not doing that with them Fruity1976,its too buzzy skull!
Hey,Your name reminds me of someone!
*Heads

24 Oct 2004

calista

did they think you were planning a stick up :!:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Got a vibrator? Put it on and stick the top of it between your teeth and look at the computer monitor (or anything else for that matter!!) hehe tis cool

This reminds me of a related embarrasingly stoopid moment... I was cleaning my teeth with my electric toothbrush... wandered across the landing while cleaning my teeth and happened to look at my monitor. The images on the screen were bouncing around all over the place... so I screeched that something was wrong with it...
Embarrassing enough for GT to witness my silliness but my 13 year old step-daughter would have to witness it too wouldn't she... redface

ops: :oops:
She gave me a pittying look - reminiscent of the ones I'd cast to my Mother, all those years ago... *sigh*

24 Oct 2004

Wot intrigues me is-
How exactly did you discover this Fruity????

24 Oct 2004

hehehehe cant you guess?? :twisted: