i made a pie

16 May 2009

well usually when oor lass gans away its takeaways lol

bit sick of it anyway i thought i fancy making a corn beef pie :lol: so was owa the moon when i went to peel some tatties as there were some mega big fookers :lol: as i hate peeling littel things so sorted that oot. went to open tin of corn beef the fooka opener snapped so the er hacksaw came in off with the top done sorted mashed the tatties couldnt find the grater for the corn beef (ffs where de woman hide things in a small kitchen) oor lass bought me some arl ready made up pastry hey what a fook on to get it same shape as the bowl la fookin flour arl owa the gaff where i was told to put doon for the other to be rolled anyway got it sorted in the oven and had to ask creams what oven setting for the heat redface

anyway pie came oot cany bit of a weirld shape on the top :lol: but ended up talin ages as had to hoover kitchen and get a bath :lol: any fooka else useless in the kitchen biggrin

16 May 2009

You should have seen my attempt at an omlette! redface

I'm getting better though! :smile2:

16 May 2009

Sorry I'm pretty good in the kitchen.
Maybe we should have a 'home alone' helpline for cases like this. We could provide each other with cooking, plumbing, car help - - - - - for a small sexual fee of course. biggrin

:D:D:D:D

17 May 2009

I`m good in the kitchen too, it come with years of practice, dont think because we`re women that we know how to do it, when i first got married i slow cooked a casserole for 4 days redface

was still awful and went in the bin surprised

ops:

17 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly

You should have seen my attempt at an omlette!
I'm getting better though! :smile2:

You should post the picture lol

17 May 2009

Quote by Sandybeach1
I`m good in the kitchen too, it come with years of practice, dont think because we`re women that we know how to do it, when i first got married i slow cooked a casserole for 4 days was still awful and went in the bin ops:

Good point - excellent point in fact.
Cooking doesn't come from your genes. It comes from prefering to eat than starve. Anyone that can learn to drive a car, paint a wall or access the internet can learn how to cook. It just needs some reading of instructions, practice and a willingness to have a go. At least you can't crash an omelette. (Just don't eat pink chicken) :giggle:

17 May 2009

Quote by flower411
I`m good in the kitchen too, it come with years of practice, dont think because we`re women that we know how to do it, when i first got married i slow cooked a casserole for 4 days was still awful and went in the bin ops:

Good point - excellent point in fact.
Cooking doesn't come from your genes. It comes from prefering to eat than starve. Anyone that can learn to drive a car, paint a wall or access the internet can learn how to cook. It just needs some reading of instructions, practice and a willingness to have a go. At least you can't crash an omelette. (Just don't eat pink chicken) :giggle:
Awww yes ...cooking to eat is fine ....we can all rustle up an omlette or fry a burger and stick a bit of salad in the bun lol

But for a man ....serving a starter, a main course and a dessert on a date is just soooooo gonna get ya laid hump

But think of it this way. Mothers and wives do that on a weekly if not daily basis. But a guy does it and he gets laid - we are obviously easily impressed biggrin

:D:D:D:D
As the likes of jamie Oliver et al educate the young men of today, it's going to get harder and harder to get to the same point. :D

17 May 2009

Quote by Freckledbird

You should have seen my attempt at an omlette!
I'm getting better though! :smile2:

You should post the picture lol

Is that just so you can point and laugh all over again then?! :lol:

17 May 2009

Quote by flower411
I`m good in the kitchen too, it come with years of practice, dont think because we`re women that we know how to do it, when i first got married i slow cooked a casserole for 4 days was still awful and went in the bin ops:

Good point - excellent point in fact.
Cooking doesn't come from your genes. It comes from prefering to eat than starve. Anyone that can learn to drive a car, paint a wall or access the internet can learn how to cook. It just needs some reading of instructions, practice and a willingness to have a go. At least you can't crash an omelette. (Just don't eat pink chicken) :giggle:
Awww yes ...cooking to eat is fine ....we can all rustle up an omlette or fry a burger and stick a bit of salad in the bun lol

But for a man ....serving a starter, a main course and a dessert on a date is just soooooo gonna get ya laid hump

where the fook do ya get a 3 course micro meal then :lol:

17 May 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
[ At least you can't crash an omelette. (Just don't eat pink chicken) :giggle:

I beg to differ!!! :giggle:
I just can't find the evidence. redface

17 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly

You should have seen my attempt at an omlette!
I'm getting better though! :smile2:

You should post the picture lol

Is that just so you can point and laugh all over again then?! :lol:
Yes! :lol:

17 May 2009

FB if you can find it then feel free to post it. wink

17 May 2009

update on the pie saga.............oor lass thout it looked ok but she dont eat pies(ill remember that when shes after a bi fem) but after 2 empty plates the binlid admitted he gave his to the dog just hope ne vet bill on the way lol