"I may be gone for sometime" said as he pull the tent flap shut. HOORA came a reply. "but I will return, so keep your hands off my condoms." he retorted. BOOOOO....
You maybe some time? Have you handed in a note from your mum? Have you packed clean underwear? Have you sorted who is looking after the fish? Do you have your lunch money? See you when you get back. Good luck, safe journey.