hello i am new to this site and i feel a little like its my first day at school ( then my mum asked my cousin to look after me ), so i am hoping i can get someone to take me under there wing. and just one more question are there any nice woman out there who like big (not huge ) women. love shelly x x
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Hi Acker, welcome to the site, really hope you have loads and loads of fun!
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Aww, dont feel like that! A lot of the regulars are out on various parties and social events tonight but when they all get back tomorrow I am sure you will end up with loads and loads of welcomes.
They are actually a very friendly bunch on here and they dont normally bite (unless you ask them to)
Have fun
They are actually a very friendly bunch on here and they dont normally bite (unless you ask them to)
Have fun
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hello i am new to this site and i feel a little like its my first day at school ( then my mum asked my cousin to look after me ), so i am hoping i can get someone to take me under there wing. and just one more question are there any nice woman out there who like big (not huge ) women. love shelly x x
Shelly, you tuck yourself under my wing, you won't go far wrong......some of the others on here are decidedly dodgy and are only a few buckles away from a very special jacket
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Says the man with his head up his own arse
Hi and welcome, Shelly...meet Dave, the resident nutter :shock: :shock:
Hi and welcome, Shelly...meet Dave, the resident nutter :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Ooooh, Acker, watch that Davej, you need a couple of degrees in physcology to understand him sometimes As for the special jackets he mentioned, you will soon have one yourself if you hang around long enough! :lol:
soz Davej, only joking! Love your posts really!
As for the special jackets he mentioned, you will soon have one yourself if you hang around long enough! :lol: soz Davej, only joking! Love your posts really!
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Shelly, you tuck yourself under my wing, you won't go far wrong......I'm
only a few buckles away from a very special jacket
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: acker be carefull of this fella, lovely as he is ......
He really isn't sane !! :shock:Welcome to this very mad........mad place
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Hi and welcome :wave2:
I think that you'll find that there are all shapes and sizes on here and they all have admirers
Jas
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Jas is right you know......look what I found down in the swingingheaven locker room
Sex God
Hiya Shelley, just hang around and get to know people and let them get to know you. It's the best way and lots of fun.
Tell us a little more about yourself - like - dislikes (as long as it ain't men in showers!!) etc
Tell us a little more about yourself - like - dislikes (as long as it ain't men in showers!!) etc
Sex God
ello shelly!
once upon a time, Mal ((( one of our all seeing, benevolent mods! ))) had this idea about adopting a newbie. now i'm a bit reluctant, cos i still have to send pocket money to someone i barely know after a similar Adopt a southerner type scheme, but to save you from DaveJ ((( that's Mr DaveJ Sir to you! ))) i'll go out on a limb! ;)
:welcome: to SH and all that!
neil x x x ;)
once upon a time, Mal ((( one of our all seeing, benevolent mods! ))) had this idea about adopting a newbie. now i'm a bit reluctant, cos i still have to send pocket money to someone i barely know after a similar Adopt a southerner type scheme, but to save you from DaveJ ((( that's Mr DaveJ Sir to you! ))) i'll go out on a limb! ;)
:welcome: to SH and all that!
neil x x x ;)
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ello shelly!
once upon a time, Mal ((( one of our all seeing, benevolent mods! ))) had this idea about adopting a newbie. now i'm a bit reluctant, cos i still have to send pocket money to someone i barely know after a similar Adopt a southerner type scheme, but to save you from DaveJ ((( that's Mr DaveJ Sir to you! ))) i'll go out on a limb! ;)
Right anyone else wanna go out on a limb and nick my newbie
thank you all for being so nice to me. sorry i didn't reply till this morrnig but i had someone to take care of ( he's tied up in bed now ). and thank you to neilinlecis I am not woman enuf to take your dinner money so you can look after me with no fear of I hope to get to now you all ( well most of you ) so if i post will at lest one of you anser me PLEASSSSSSSSE 
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