My dress is becoming threadbare
I often smoke after sex, but this is the first time it's burst into flames! :shock:
And one, two, three - bend......
look out bob marly's trying to go down on ya
Who killed you this week Kenny?
How can i say i love you?........when you're sitting on my face
dont say no you havent heard the question yet
Jame's giant peach wasn't quite so homely once he reached adulthood
Her face looked horrified as she licked and then bit the woollen cardigan!!
...and in our bondage section of yoru "Dragons R Us" catalogue, you will see Roger, modelling our new line in chic leather restraints...
well president bush didnt realise you were a member of SH
He couldn't help but feel a sense of poetic justice as the giant Chocolate Orange slowly devoured him.
Despite the promises from the BBc that the new Dr Who series would be a big budget affair the doctors Foe had an eerily familiar look
Yoffee was unavailable for comment
Stop Press....
Girl with short sighted husband has giant red arrow tattooed on her backside.
Introducing the newest Pokemon....our first gay icon......bumfluffdragon!
The names Roger do you get it Roger
and the next smart alek to call me Puff gets flamed
oh there's my collection of glass eyes
One of Warwick marbles were not happy and smacked tandns bottom hard
Pocohontas revisits Gravesend and realises she must get a shell suit in order to blend in a bit better.
Mrs Basset opened the door, and to her horror discovered..... the dismembered corpse of her husband Bertie!
On the lookout for the ivory hunters