I'm sure I left me boxers somewhere
Anyone else into smearin their own sperm ??? !!! :shock:
For gods sake David, hurry up, ive gotta shoot for Penthouse at 4....
Don't get many of these to the pound
Wish this dove would stop flapping while I'm trying to shag it...
Nice arse, shame about the face?
and for Big Danny...
Nice face, shame about the arse?? ;)
Big Bob
I've got a fantastic sized cock.. shame about the small neck..
Electricians do it with lights on.
Oh I wish I could be a FIRE BREATHINGDragon like my friends
" ....... Sit on my face and tell me that you love me."
This sofa is just the right height for me to relax my head....not.
(Oi, who's changing the avatars?)
Mikenorth , if your bringing you bag of allsorts to the manc munch , can i rummidge inside the bag and pull out the big pink one ?
Wish *I* had an arse like that..... :twisted:
;)
Must remember to cut those toenails.
Blimey, we get allsorts in here!
Hey E.T ,stop trying to make it better , its suppost to look like that !!
Anagram:- Had yor dinner Don
It's been days since MrFCs Violin lesson, and he still can't get rid of the resulting crook in his neck!
Misschief new there was a good way of making good of her curtains.