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westerross
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Quote by Ukwineman
fuck its cold in here

Fuck it's cold in here - there's ice on me glass!!
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easy
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PPPAAAARRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!
AHHHHHH there it goes. biggrin
Unknown User
rub a dub dub
westerross
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Quote by easy
PPPAAAARRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!
AHHHHHH there it goes. biggrin

Are we working on a theme here - faver beans?? wink
Is a glass in negative full or empty?
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poshkate
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want be to scrub your back choony :lol2:
Unknown User
YMCA just wasn't the same without the other Village People.
Missy
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They guessed he was new to the BDSM scene, when he turned up with his bird on a lead confused
Unknown User
oh damn my contact lense has got stuck.
celestria
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now I've heard of white, red and rose... but black wine????
MikeNorth
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Please reveal today's Countdown conundrum:
SIS LIKS RIG
(Answer above)
Unknown User
When we asked who posted in the forum , we didnt think "all sorts " was to be taken literally ...
Unknown User
The straight jacket was proving to be a challenge for the glamorous escapologist.
Unknown User
You must show the cock the way to go (sometimes)
wink
Louise xx
easy
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The rooster's saying "How big a cokc do you look with that hat on? We're on the south coast FFS :doh: "
celestria
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chianti? No thanks... I'll have a coke please
PS changed my avatar to make it a little more interesting :giggle:
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Some people will do anything to get out of drinking that horrible sickly Baileys!
Steve
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Quote by Kiss
Some people will do anything to get out of drinking that horrible sickly Baileys!

Baileys is lovely :shock:
Dirtygirly
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Would you like a flake with that? lol
Steve
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Would you like a flake with that? lol

If you insist ;-)
celestria
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One day Mr Bondage went over to see Little Miss Naughty. Mr Bondage liked Little Miss Naughty. Little Miss Naughty liked Mr Bondage. Little Miss Naughty especially liked Mr Bondage when he brought his whips and handcuffs with him. Mr Bondage and Little Miss Naughty had a lot of fun together. Then Mr Bondage wiped his cock on Little MIssNaughty's curtains and went home. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ffs it was a long post... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it lol :lol:
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Quote by Mallock2006
Baileys is lovely :shock:

In very small quantaties. lol
Quote by celestria
One day Mr Bondage went over to see Little Miss Naughty. Mr Bondage liked Little Miss Naughty. Little Miss Naughty liked Mr Bondage. Little Miss Naughty especially liked Mr Bondage when he brought his whips and handcuffs with him. Mr Bondage and Little Miss Naughty had a lot of fun together. Then Mr Bondage wiped his cock on Little MIssNaughty's curtains and went home. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think Mr Bondage would be far more likely to wipe his cock in her hair. redface :lol2:
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"cross species wedding night ruffles feathers"
( sorry but had to avoid "cock " reference ..Opps smile )
celestria
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It's bloody hard to remove your jacket when you're wearing handcuffs
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It bloody hard to resist all that baileys wink
Louise xx
easy
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Lou was extremely pleased with the "almost invisible" repair she had done to her shoes using black electricians tape.
Drewxcore
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Quote by easy
Lou was extremely pleased with the "almost invisible" repair she had done to her shoes using black electricians tape.

Drew was scared by how much easy's avatar reminded him of his brother
Dirtygirly
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Have you still not fixed that shower?! rolleyes
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brings a whole new perspective to kiss my arse :twisted:
Missy
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Amazing illusion
If you look at the avatar long enough, you will eventually be able to see a silver pendant :shock:
Not sure if it works or not, cos I've been staring for the past hour, and still haven't spotted the necklace dunno cool