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Dirty Girlie at her rearobics class. sillyhwoar:
Sectarian violence in the Allsorts box continued to escalate this afternoon when a round allsort was set upon by a gang of "squares". We warn viewers that some of the following images may make them feel "peckish". neutral
It's bluddy freezing out here confused
"For god's sake eat ur chips , we don't all live on beans & bloody Italian Vino..."
( Sorry..But , hey , it's the weekend smile )
Oi, stop posting so quickly...You're making us miss our place sad .
Although Calm550 looked sexy, the magic trick just wasn't going to plan!
Mr Bondage was fed up with people shouting "Oi, Bowling Ball" at him, so covered his mouth with a black scarf
Missy had to check the spelling of "moderator".
" Missy decided that death by strangulation whilst being photographed was the best option "
" missy decide that death by strangulation was the best option "
As calm hopped in from the pub she wondered exactly where she'd left her other leg
Calm couldn't decide whether to stay here or take off...or both. wink
Although Tubby had been on a strict diet, maybe it was a bit early to attend the anorexics convention confused
Still trying to work that one out Mike confused
Perhaps it's time to throw in the towel....
Missy had just been told that there were 2000 cock shots waiting to be approved.
Mr Bondage knew he had sound his perfect partner when he answered Little Miss Subbie's Ad
Celery gets me a Baileys but then tells me there's no clean glasses.
Bummer :twisted: :lickface:
When Sassy-Seren appeared at the Welsh Assembly, all the male members instantly stood to attention. smile
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When Sassy-Seren appeared at the Welsh Assembly, all the male members instantly stood to attention. smile

Mike North was once asked "what qualities does it take to be a swinger?"
Mike replied "It takes allsorts..."
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Dollop goes in search of a handbag to match his hat! biggrin
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Dollop goes in search of a handbag to match his hat! biggrin

DG Owns a whale's tail....but didn't know what it was rolleyes
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Trinny and Susannah say "That hat with that hair? That's a big NO NO!"
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Trinny and Susannah say "That hat with that hair? That's a big NO NO!"

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Dlep was giggling so much he began to turn purple.
Mike,
Yer gonna have to get another avatar ....- although your coconut surprise is nicely poised there.......
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I can't quite reach.... help... biggrin

Let me give you a hand.
You'll have to bend over a little further though.......
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The product testers for Imperial Leather were fairly impressed with their new advertising campaign! biggrin
Varca reveals where she really wants Winchy to start....
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Choon fancies himself as the next Eurovision winner and brushes up on his "Save all your kisses for me" routine :giggle:
Now don't tell me you don't recall it lol biggrin right arm hits left shoulder as left one crosses and hits right shoulder and then left arm and hits right hip thing as right one does left hip thing and then I think there's some knee crosses somewhere and okay..... I forgot the rest rotflmao

Hehe - bit like our jiving technique!
Don't threaten the overhead camera like that!
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