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noladreams
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Tan had been told to 'assume the position'.... she hadn't expected to still be there 3 hours later!
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In the "dress as a Frenchie" competition, Nola bravely smiled when she realised she'd forgotten her Garlic & Beret.
Missy
Sex God
They certainly know how to look after customers at the St Jaffa Tanning Salon ......
where you leave there complete with net packaging :shock:
Firelizard
Sex God
Missy gasped and writhed while she tried to dislodge the paracetamol that had gone down the wrong way.......
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Missy gasped and writhed while she tried to dislodge the paracetamol that had gone down the wrong way.......

"It's called a Pensive," whispered Dumbledore to Harriet.
Firelizard
Sex God
"I'm coming" called Winchy "I'm just giving this knob a quick rub"
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Fire prepared to beam up
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CherryTree mused:
"As a straight girl, I'm a little perturbed to have Lippy on my arse!"
MikeNorth
Sex God
Winchy was making last-minute adjustments before the curtain went up.
Dawnie
Sex God
Wench in the local press - Peeping tom pervs the neighbours in her negligee
In edit - damn Mike got there first rolleyes
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Does my bum look big in this dunno
:giggle:
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mmmmmmmmmmmm lol
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
to get into Hell you have to jump over burning rings of flames
MikeNorth
Sex God
Tan decided that her favourite position was froggy-style.
willxx69
Sex God
Mike knew he would have to think quickly, or he could be in all sorts of trouble!
Will
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will realised that if he carried on using his ink at this rate his tip would become too worn to use to full effect.
MikeNorth
Sex God
Symbolists examined Splendid's avatar, and their imaginations began to run wild when they realised that a red triangle was normally a sign of DANGER.
westerross
Sex God
Mike was beginning realise that Good 'Ole Bertie Bassett wasn't Britain's greatest asset. But still the liquorice beckoned him on!!
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Choon wondered who was going to wash his back, 'cause he sure couldn't reach!
thevillians
Master of Sex
Scorching
Hot Stuff
Sizzling
nuff said me thinks :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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its a dickie....dickie bow
westerross
Sex God
Strike up the band - clear the dance floor....
"Heaven! I'm in heaven!"
Come to think of it - that has quite nice connotations of its own. :twisted:
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MikeNorth
Sex God
And what does Choonie sing in the shower? Soap opera, of course. lol
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" And this is my collection of liquorice allsorts "
Said Mike proudly
willxx69
Sex God
Cherrybutton was eagerly hoping that someone would take a lick soon!
Will
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As Will neared completion of his punishment, he realised that he'd spelled "Masturbate" wrongly 99 times.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Just as the photographer said "bend over love" wenchy's back went as she was stuck in that position lol
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Dont stand on my contact lens! :mad:
I cant find it! :cry:
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