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Ahaa!! Somwhere else to park my bike!! wink
Don't park your bike there ......... unless you have boil cream to rub on the tyres! :rascal:
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Bilko wondered ........ "what is my right hand up to?"
What boil? No boil on my avatar :angel:
Cherry was getting ready for a chicken fillet dinner! :giggle:
I know, I know ........ I'll get me coat! :shock:
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Ahaa!! Somewhere else to park my bike!! confused :? :? :? :?
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Ahaa!! Somewhere else to park my bike!! confused :? :? :? :?
erm erm erm!
Bilko had to massage his left nipple as he had managed to catch it in a number of bike wheels, whilst trying to park the bike away from boils and chicken fillets!
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Warmer ....... you sneaked in and I didnt notice, UNTIL now! smackbottom
*padlocks all the bikes*
The Welsh hills and valleys look particularly good this time of year!! confused :?
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Bilko had to massage his left nipple as he had managed to catch it in a number of bike wheels, whilst trying to park the bike away from boils and chicken fillets!
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Warmer ....... you sneaked in and I didnt notice, UNTIL now! smackbottom
*takes spanking graciously off the blonde bombshell*
that reminds me... marshamallows...mmmm
lp
The stalker kept looking through the letterbox!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
The word B I L K O reminds me of a packet of polo mints
The colours and style not the letters might i just ad
:haha:
Quote by Lilmiss
The word B I L K O reminds me of a packet of polo mints
The colours and style not the letters might i just ad
:haha:
Ermmm, those of us with long memories can remember that that was the point!!
Meanwhile...it was a shame that the graffiti message got confused by someone spraying 'Lil yes' in pink across it.
Will
Quote by willxx69
The word B I L K O reminds me of a packet of polo mints
The colours and style not the letters might i just ad
:haha:
Ermmm, those of us with long memories can remember that that was the point!!
Meanwhile...it was a shame that the graffiti message got confused by someone spraying 'Lil yes' in pink across it.
Will
Wot was the point dunno
Quote by Lilmiss
The word B I L K O reminds me of a packet of polo mints
The colours and style not the letters might i just ad
:haha:
Ermmm, those of us with long memories can remember that that was the point!!
Meanwhile...it was a shame that the graffiti message got confused by someone spraying 'Lil yes' in pink across it.
Will
Wot was the point dunno

Don't tell anyone but it was Polo's body !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The word B I L K O reminds me of a packet of polo mints
The colours and style not the letters might i just ad
:haha:
Ermmm, those of us with long memories can remember that that was the point!!
Meanwhile...it was a shame that the graffiti message got confused by someone spraying 'Lil yes' in pink across it.
Will
Wot was the point dunno

Don't tell anyone but it was Polo's body !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: wink

oooohhhh... well at a guess, i didn't know that!!
Possibly it all happened b4 i joined
:dunno: :wink:
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stares intently at said boil on chezza's bum and concludes it is harmless..we don't have to evacuate SH towers biggrin

Chezza considers new avatar...
Has anyone seen my concentation anywhere it seems to have gone missin for some reason lol
Goose could not decide which guitar hid his modestly best
Not for nothing by X_Fanny_X was rethinking the decision to play Submissive after her "master" said he wanted to play bicycle racks.
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Goose could not decide which guitar hid his modestly best

A harmonica would be plenty lol
Reminds me - buns for tea tomorrow
Cherry forgot the actions to "YMCA"!! :karaoke:
only if ur good and i am always good hehehe
Jax realised that sticking her knees together with superglue made it a little difficult to use the loo!!
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I want the name and address of Blonde's hairdresser I need to funk mine up a little lol
Have you seen the state of her arse from sitting on that wooden IKEA chair? :giggle:
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is it me or is blonde turning into mr spock with pointy ears
Sara thought that if the car got enough publicity, someone would eventually offer to wash her boob prints off the bonnet, or should that be bonnet prints of the boobs.