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That's the door officer, arrest it!!
Missy's new avatar wasn't Apache on the old one.
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Missy's new avatar wasn't Apache on the old one.

unlike yours :inlove:
Pete was a bit shocked at the size of the pole for his pole dancing debute and had certainly expected something a little thicker :twisted:
Look it clearly says here buy one get one free
Garfield had forgotten the Broom but was determined to sweep the floor.
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Pete was a bit shocked at the size of the pole for his pole dancing debute and had certainly expected something a little thicker :twisted:

:shock: :shock: I wasn't even there :jagsatwork:
rolleyes
Pete just hadn't quite got the hang of hide and seek....
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Pete just hadn't quite got the hang of hide and seek....

As Noladreams bumped into yet another wall/table/person, she realised there was a slight flaw in her masquerade mask confused
Please Markz, I'm begging you- take me!
Winchy wondered if she angled herself correctly whether she might be able to give the sky diver a soft landing :undecided:
A contemplative FL wondered if the halo was really worth the sacrifice.........
A bit more lard and I'll be ready for my Atlantic swim...
Cherrytree start to regret her new job with the Met office
But Garfield soon realised that waving his tail around wasn't going to get Cherry's hands to be more expressive.
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toon says
''left a bit ...right a bit.'' up a bit.. down a bit.. aaaaaaaaaaaaah! thats the spot!''
Warmer's buns had that "just baked" glow
I know I said that more than a handful was a waste but I meant your hands not mine. rolleyes
Woo was so fighting fit, even his muscles had muscles.
Mike looking incredibly frustrated bellowed:-
OK! OK! I've been through these Allsorts three times now
Whose had my blue and pink bobbly ones???
mad :x :x
mike thought that shaking his "alsorts" at people would have the same effect as shaking tic tacs -
hes still waiting to see if it works
Tan got right down to get a closer look at Mike's allsorts.
I think it worked! biggrin
Yep!! This site accepts and welcomes allsorts no matter what sexual gender they arelol
woo said (in a strong scottish accent)
"gunner punch yer fecking lights out if ya mention my height agen ya fecker"
FFS woo Im oan tap of this wardrobe and youre still taller than me rolleyes :roll:
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FFS woo Im oan tap of this wardrobe and youre still taller than me rolleyes :roll:

aye good point woo, that punch you threw at me,
im doon ere
yup the short arse way down here
all the way doon ere
guna have to get on ya knees to get me :rascal:
Tan's facial wax was a little overdue
Those airbags always pop out at the slightest bump