Do you like my new Calvin Klein exerciser ?
Does my bum look big in this ?????
(oops that should have been to my avatar, shouldn't it !)
I bet she supports Arsenal
The x-ray showed just how swollen ManAlives brain had become
I guess she thinks most men are cowboys
No one can accuse me of small mindedness
Keith Harris unveils Orville's replacement for the XXX summer season at Blackpool.
Is there a Dr in the house?
Why do I get all the bum jobs ?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
The Sarge's expression was quizzical as the ladies of the GFZ made him an offer he couldn't refuse...
As the wasp flew out of the rose it stung her on the left breast !!
That'll teach me to use the SH WI Chilli-flavoured KY jelly!! :shock:
It'll take me ages to get the ink back in the bottle at this rate.
Don't tell IcePie that there isn't Plague in London any more
You'll get RSI if you keep that up!!
Another shoping list for sappho
Must get more beauty sleep
The x-ray of Darth Vader proved conclusively that he was a baddie of very little brain
Sappho's penchant for swallowing long-stemmed roses was getting out of hand
He waqs more machine than man
He was more man than machine!!!!!
Most people use the loo for doing that these days.
Harry0
bugger, bugger,bugger Wilma beat me again
I knew there was too much froth on that Capuccino
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
I must end my addiction to SH
He was more man than machine!!!
(Thanks Wima)
There's only one of two exits for all this damned trapped wind