where did that damn hamster go?? i know he's around here somewhere!!
O what a night... my head feels all fuzzy
That's it-off you go!
And don't let us find you in the GFZ again!!
'My name is Gluteus Maximus...and I will have my revenge!'
with apologies to Mr. Crowe
mm what a bouncy ovine you are!!!
are you still wearing that dress?
put a drill on the end and I can go through walls baby...
(Red Dwarf, the Cat discussing his sexual prowess)
has anyone seen my arms or shoulders anywhere??
At last....'The Sun's Deirdre is revealed to an expectant world!!!
madhoose went mad with the lipstick
MrFc really regretted mis-wiring the live and earth in his house after a visit to the loo...
....and so he continued, despite being floppy.
I see you have a pearl necklace.
I see you still haven't cum!!!!
Just what is that splashed over your back? :shock: :shock:
This hair spray is bloody good!!
is that a tattoo on your leg, or do you need some discreet lady protection?
OK Fran, I've got rope attached to ceiling, just about to leap off wardrobe.....BRACE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!HERE I COME!!!
sound of Tarzan call echoes across Leicestershire
'Don't you throw that bloody spear at me!'
I'm in tellytubby land!!! eh oh!
Oh, my Goodness-I'm in LOVE! Those legs, those arms, that back....that...'seat'....oh, I'm so turned on....it's a Chippendale! Get that woman off it!! It's worth a fortune!!
Once we have our wool sheared off we have to work damn hard to stay warm
