OK, as long as I don't get friction burns
The new leader of the Conservative Party makes first public speech...
if you rearrange some of the letters...... you will see Arti has been here.
SHEEP DUMPS AHEAD!
Wilma did not care that she was denied a rocking horse as a child...
The last thing I remember your honour was a pair of disembodied lips !!
Are you sure this is safe Icarus, I've never flown on a first date before.
Harry0
you got to have good eyesight to see through those glasses
Just what I've been looking for, A genuine red head !
This is your Angel speaking the emergency exits are here, here and..... oh shit, dropped her!
And for my next trick - sawing the cat in half ...
Even if you are a frequent flier please take time to read the safety instructions before coming on board as all angels are slightly different
I can categorically assure you that the 'Roswell Incident' never happened; I know, I was there.
He told me that this was how to get the butt plug out
:upset: Am i going to look like that when I grow up !!
Mrs FC, found gulity as charged, was given a suspendered sentence...
98, 99, 100 ... "Is that enough Push ups Sargeant"
Hello Heathrow, this is Economy Air flight 769, requesting permission to land....coming in on vector 180, height 20, 000 feet, passengers-one.
She said ten quid for a jump!
Remember...be careful out there'
Arti's homage to 'Hill Street Blues'-best cop show EVER....hold on, I spy a thread there......
Of course my hair is blue...isn't eveybody's?
Come here ferrett. Let me wear you roumd my neck!! :twisted:
Look mummy, I've got a "huge black cock"!
I really shouldn't have kissed this icy glass......
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