I need excuses please.........

20 Sep 2004

Ians due home in just over an hour and apart from getting my eyes tested I haven't done anything.
I've posted on here, I've pmmed with forum members, I even went into the chatroom for a little while and perved a few ads redface

But I haven't made anything for dinner rolleyes

Sooooo can someone give me any excuses I can use when Ian comes home???
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

Show him those boobs, give him a wink and say "hunny how about we get a take away?"
He won't care what you've been doing. lol

:lol:

20 Sep 2004

How about.......
"the dinner is in the restaurant, you just have to take me and buy it"
although given that i don't know you or Ian this may not go down well biggrin

20 Sep 2004

Just tell him u got the time of the eye test wrong and it was this afternoon and not this morning so you decided on staying and having afew coffees in a cafe instead of going all the way back home.... lol

Im sure he'll understand....i just say im having a blonde day with abit of pmt and he just mumbles sumthing and walks off....

20 Sep 2004

Sell all Ian's goodies, then tie yourself up and say you've been burgled. Excuse and shopping money all in one go.

20 Sep 2004

Show him those boobs, give him a wink and say "hunny how about we get a take away?"
He won't care what you've been doing.

Or, stick a slice of ham under each one and say...
"How about a couple of nice baps" :grin:

20 Sep 2004

Quote by givemeahug
Just tell him u got the time of the eye test wrong and it was this afternoon and not this morning so you decided on staying and having afew coffees in a cafe instead of going all the way back home....

Now thats a briliant idea, I might just get away with that one :happy:
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

nip down to supermarket get a couple of those meal for ones things.....put it nicely on a plate and hide packageing.......then ruffle your hair a little ..sprinkle a little water on your head, so as to look like sweating......then when he comes in say..."here you are Ian darling, I'ave been slaveing over the hot stove for that all afternoon for that"
Thinking that you have, he will never say..looks or tastes like one of those meal for one things !!!!

20 Sep 2004

Until he reads it in here!!!!!!
lol

Mal

20 Sep 2004

OK DAWN DON'T PANIC
All you need to do is tell him that youv'e been practicing your new diet with a good looking guy from Birmingham. It goes something like this 69position

Then tell him that you feel very flustered and refreshed by the workout and maybe he will give you a little workout of his own and forget all about dinner kiss

Or maybe he will want to know who I am and :sparring:
My ad 82788

20 Sep 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
Or, stick a slice of ham under each one and say...
"How about a couple of nice baps" :grin:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I just sprayed slobber all over my pc trying to laugh, cough and cry at the same time then!
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

No tell him his dinners in the bed and ask is he joining you he is a man he won't be able to resist!

20 Sep 2004

Or you could say that your gonna treat him to a take away while you watch the footie tonight!

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Or, stick a slice of ham under each one and say...
"How about a couple of nice baps" :grin:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I just sprayed slobber all over my pc trying to laugh, cough and cry at the same time then!
Dawn :silly:
Then my work here is done... wink

20 Sep 2004

Quote by mal609
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!

Mal

When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!

Mal

When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
Job's a gud 'un!!! :lol:

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!

Mal

When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
PM with link to thread sent. :wink: :wink:
(us blokes have to stick together after all) :P

20 Sep 2004

BAD MANBAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN
:kick: :kick: BAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN

20 Sep 2004

Quote by easy
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!

Mal

When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
PM with link to thread sent. :wink: :wink:
(us blokes have to stick together after all) :P
If you have pmmed Ian then I will string you up by the balls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
Sorry Jags but you never kicked Mr easycrushedbollox enough
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!

Mal

When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
PM with link to thread sent. :wink: :wink:
(us blokes have to stick together after all) :P
If you have pmmed Ian then I will string you up by the balls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
Sorry Jags but you never kicked Mr easycrushedbollox enough
Dawn :silly:
Yes, but that's what he wants you to do, Dawn. You know what a kinky bugger easy is... biggrin

20 Sep 2004

Has your vision cleared from when the optician put those drops in your eyes? It's a bugger when your vision is blurry all day and you can't see well enough to make the dinner.
Steve

20 Sep 2004

Right you orrible little lot.
Its 10:30 pm, I've just got back from the football committee meeting. I'm treasurer of a kids footie team (yes that's right Dawn volunteered me 3 years ago).
Was there anything for tea. Was there b@%Â£$s. Managed to find a trifle in the fridge that I didn't eat at breakfast time, but so far thats all. Not even an offer of a ham bap.
My aka in the chat room is The_Pie_Man, which leads quite nicely to my avatar. You think I would forget its tea time? If I don't eat every three hours I would lapse into a coma.
Hi Dawn, how was your day? did you do anything special? and whats for tea?
(look me straight in the eyes while you tell me).
Yours withering away........
Ian

20 Sep 2004

You'd better watch what you say Ian.........she's a mod now.
Steve

20 Sep 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
You'd better watch what you say Ian.........she's a mod now.
Steve

OMG - she'll be on here ALL the time now - Ian will just waste away!!!!!

20 Sep 2004

Sorry but who is Ian :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

20 Sep 2004

Seeing as Dawns a mod now.
I thought you might want to order take away, as dawn will be on here all of her spare time.
Indian

chinese

Thai

They do great meals but I think:-
1 The meal might be cold when it gets to you(as they are in London).
2 They only deliver within 2 miles

20 Sep 2004

Ian
down the chip shop with you......steak and kidney pie and chips..lovely...maybe even try one of those new Balti pies..nice actually....
who eat the pies..who eat all the pies..
Ian did !!!