Quote by morelli
right so here it is...
1 Shag her one more time
2 text her on the way home and dump her
3 Send a pic of you shagging a blowup.
4 leave the country
hehe
or you could just do this, great post hahaha
I need some advice on a troublesome girlfriend
Why stoop to her level ?
Just walk away ........... get on with your life ..... put it down to experience
Too many people spend too much time trying to get even ............. its just a total and utter waste of time ............. makes you bitter and twisted and very unattractive ... IMHO
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just walk away ........... get on with your life ..... put it down to experience
Too many people spend too much time trying to get even ............. its just a total and utter waste of time ............. makes you bitter and twisted and very unattractive ... IMHO
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Orgasminator
seriously though, blonde is right, life is too short to bear grudges. im sure she will have her heartbroken a few times in her life, she may even look back at the way she treated you one day with regret. she might pass you in the street with a gorgeous,affectionate bit o stuff on your arm and kick herself.
Quote by da69ve
just dump her......why bother doing it tactfully,she wouldn't it just seems she has been using you from the beginning......fuck being nice about it!!
Absolutely......... personally I wouldn't even bother doing the 'dumping' scene. Not unless you're gonna do it cos you feel it's right to tell her - rather than doing it just to get a reaction?
As for being the "independant woman" you said she classes herself as ........ well from what you've written, she sounds like a very dependant leech
There again, we can only hear your side of the story - I'm sure hers is quite different
nah im just going to do it the old fashoined way and tell her that im breaking up with her! no shagging of her mum or blow up dolls (untill i get desperate), no humiliation, nowt like that. im not a spiteful type of guy so whats the point in starting now! she'll probably try to make a scene but im not interested in that so if she does i'll just leave her sitting there and let her worry bout getting home! then she'll have to get the bus (which she refuses to do) or get a taxi (which she'll probably want me to loan her the money for, but it's ok she'll promise she'll give it back! lol)
anyway, thanks for the advice........ much appreciated, will post in here alot more now seems to be some nice people whom id like to get to know a bit better!
cheers
Ewen
anyway, thanks for the advice........ much appreciated, will post in here alot more now seems to be some nice people whom id like to get to know a bit better!
cheers
Ewen
Sex God
Quote by hornyderby76
women like that tend to not have much in the way of regret - revenge can get a bit consuming so you;re gonna finish it anyway, why not go for a meal, dump her in front of the whoel restaurant and walk out leaving her with the bill
Ooooooooooooh now this I like :twisted:
oh yes, nice one horny ................. I'm sure you could find a place where it wouldn't take too long to run up a bill
This is deffo going into the little black book of "for future reference"
You the man
Sex God
Quote by hornyderby76
no probs pete - as i said revenge is consuming, but if you feel the need to do it, why not do it right...
other options could include:
sleeping with her best mate - always a good one, hurts her and her relatinship with her mate
develop a love for watersports (or even better scat play)
lmao, you have an evil streak in you young man
:twisted: Revenge - Just in case your still thinking of revenge!!!!!!!!!!
Option One - Painful
Items Needed - Condom, Hard on, Sachets of Salt and a soon to be ex.
Seduce her in the usual way, put on a condom and screw her missionary style, then suggest doggie style, whilst changing positions lace your condom with salt.
It will be a memorable last encounter and Gauranteed she will never forget you.
Option Two - May Cause impotence
Screw her mother
(Impotence may be induced when she blows you without her dentures in)
Option One - Painful
Items Needed - Condom, Hard on, Sachets of Salt and a soon to be ex.
Seduce her in the usual way, put on a condom and screw her missionary style, then suggest doggie style, whilst changing positions lace your condom with salt.
It will be a memorable last encounter and Gauranteed she will never forget you.
Option Two - May Cause impotence
Screw her mother
(Impotence may be induced when she blows you without her dentures in)
Sex God
Quote by ST1NGRAYso have you tryed these: methods
Revenge - Just in case your still thinking of revenge!!!!!!!!!!
Option One - Painful
Items Needed - Condom, Hard on, Sachets of Salt and a soon to be ex.
Seduce her in the usual way, put on a condom and screw her missionary style, then suggest doggie style, whilst changing positions lace your condom with salt.
It will be a memorable last encounter and Gauranteed she will never forget you.
Option Two - May Cause impotence
Screw her mother
(Impotence may be induced when she blows you without her dentures in)
Master of Sex
Don't be too hard on her, based on what you've said she's done you a massive favour by being so up front about her demands. £500 is cheap at half the price as an education. Had she been a little older, wiser and more patient you might have ended up married to her.
Like someone else mentioned I doubt she'll learn because she seems to value other people (specifically you) so little that the manner of you dumping her is probably of no consequence to her, other than the short term mild inconvenience / insult to her pride.
Just spare a thought for the next bloke in line, who may not be so lucky, and next time don't be afraid to stand up for yourself early on. Save wasting time on someone like that again.
Like someone else mentioned I doubt she'll learn because she seems to value other people (specifically you) so little that the manner of you dumping her is probably of no consequence to her, other than the short term mild inconvenience / insult to her pride.
Just spare a thought for the next bloke in line, who may not be so lucky, and next time don't be afraid to stand up for yourself early on. Save wasting time on someone like that again.
I think if your going to finish it its best done face to face
Its harder to do but it gets the point over better
I do like the sugestion fuck her first then dump her lol thats a class 1 easy
That would be my prefered option if it was me
but what i would want to do and what my personality will let me do are 2 diffrent things
Bi-Guy-Notts
Its harder to do but it gets the point over better
I do like the sugestion fuck her first then dump her lol thats a class 1 easy
That would be my prefered option if it was me
but what i would want to do and what my personality will let me do are 2 diffrent things
Bi-Guy-Notts
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