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I need something....but what?!

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I gave up smoking a while back, and I still don't even want a fag biggrin thanks to mr Allen Carr.
Trouble is, I want something. I know it's not a fag, and it never was a cigarette that I wanted, but I used to smoke because I thought it was.
It's not a drink either...trust me I've had those already :D:D :cheers: drinkies
Soooo any suggestions for what I could try next?
Know what I just felt like I needed! Branston pickle on my burger! :shock:
and no thats not a metaphor for something else rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by fruity1976
Know what I just felt like I needed! Branston pickle on my burger! :shock:

Mmmmm buuuurgeeer
Nah think burger with cheese and branston pickle!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Loverly
Ok on a limb !!!!!!!!!!!! Me !!!.........................if not choclolate is !!!!!!!!
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Ok on a limb !!!!!!!!!!!! Me !!!.........................if not choclolate is !!!!!!!!

something obtainable please!!
Now don't think I'm a freak, right, but when I gave up smoking I had a mad craving hat could only be satisfied with chalk
. I carried chalk around with me day and night and whenever i got that feeling again, I would scrape my teeth on it and crunch the little bits that came off.
OK, so I'm a freak but don't offend me by saying so or Ice Pie will have words! rotflmao
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Ok on a limb !!!!!!!!!!!! Me !!!.........................if not choclolate is !!!!!!!!

What she said biggrin Flake praline mmmmm OMG :P
Minx xx
U sure you werent pregnant at the time??? confused
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U sure you werent pregnant at the time??? confused

Me?
It was a year and a half ago. I'm not an elephant. (shut up, you at the back!)
Quote by Marya
Now don't think I'm a freak, right, but when I gave up smoking I had a mad craving hat could only be satisfied with chalk
. I carried chalk around with me day and night and whenever i got that feeling again, I would scrape my teeth on it and crunch the little bits that came off.
OK, so I'm a freak but don't offend me by saying so or Ice Pie will have words! rotflmao

we wouldn't call you a freak........you F&*&ing NUTTER!!! wink
Quote by Marya
Now don't think I'm a freak, right, but when I gave up smoking I had a mad craving hat could only be satisfied with chalk. I carried chalk around with me day and night and whenever i got that feeling again, I would scrape my teeth on it and cruch the little bits that came off.
OK, so I'm a freak but don't offend me by saying so or Ice Pie will have words! rotflmao

So are you cutting down on the sticks of chalk yet are are you still on twenty a day.
haha naaaaaaaaaaaw didnt mean it that way!!
Just weird that though cravings for chalk!! Ive always loved the smell of germolene though although eating it or putting it my gob!! I once got really tempted by some fruit soap and even licked it but hell i tell you it wasnt half as nice as it smelt confused
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Now don't think I'm a freak, right, but when I gave up smoking I had a mad craving hat could only be satisfied with chalk. I carried chalk around with me day and night and whenever i got that feeling again, I would scrape my teeth on it and cruch the little bits that came off.
OK, so I'm a freak but don't offend me by saying so or Ice Pie will have words! rotflmao

So are you cutting down on the sticks of chalk yet are are you still on twenty a day.
Started smoking again. Fags don't get stuck in my teeth and chalk is much more fattening than you'd imagine.
....and it's not a dildo either sad I seem to have a pile accumulating on my floor of ones which didn't quite scratch this particular itch!
I gave up smoking 25 years ago. But If I take magic mushrooms, I feel like smoking again.
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I gave up smoking 25 years ago. But If I take magic mushrooms, I feel like smoking again.

there's a lesson there somewhere!
I gave up smoking a year ago and I found lollipops are a great substitute!