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VenusnMars
Sex God
This coffee isn`t kicking in quickly enough................
Any ideas?! biggrin
Venusxxx
Unknown User
:shock:
Unknown User
If you can get out of those ropes just hop in your car and drive east for a bit :twisted:
Unknown User
Good, meaningful, thought provoking conversation does it for us so I reckon you just might be in the right place confused
Oh and sex........so if you've no one to talk to, you could always go solo wink
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
This coffee isn`t kicking in quickly enough................
Any ideas?! biggrin
Venusxxx

Try stubbing your toe under the bed while you are making it. That always works for me. wink
VenusnMars
Sex God
Stubbing my toe............I`ll pass on that thankyou!
Meaningful conversation? I used up all my profound last night! lol
Solo? Sick child at home, it might disturb her :shock:
I`m open to being `disturbed` though :twisted:
Venusxxx
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Quote by VenusnMars
I`m open to being `disturbed` though :twisted:
Venusxxx

Damn! The wife's at work or I'd send her round :twisted:
zootle
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m open to being `disturbed` though :twisted: Venusxxx

Sadly I'm a considerable number of miles away from you, otherwise I'd be more than happy to dash to your rescue and 'disturb' you.
;)
Re__Lapse
Sex God
How about some electric stimulation!!!!
payne
Sex God
You could always do what I'm doing now.... have another coffee... and another.. and another .......... lol
VenusnMars
Sex God
Hahaha, thats more or less what I`m doing now! Alternatively try caffeine pills when you are trying to cut down the amount of time you spend drinking coffee in order to wake up, but forget to actually stop making the coffee as well, then send Jas a friendly PM..............
I don`t think the poor girl has quite recovered yet :shock:
Venusxxx
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Quote by VenusnMars
This coffee isn`t kicking in quickly enough................
Any ideas?! biggrin
Venusxxx

*warms his hands in preparation*
wink wink
Unknown User
Quote by VenusnMars
This coffee isn`t kicking in quickly enough................
Any ideas?! biggrin
Venusxxx
Try this handy shortcut, miss out the whole boiling water bit, just pour the coffee straight from the jar into your mouth.
lhk
Kat
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