I never knew that

2 Jan 2005

Quote by celticq
Actually in futher consideration - I think you could drink lots and sort of either snort it down your nose and force it out. Or maybe stick your nose is some Coca Cola and it will slowly dissolve the aneseed ball. - God I am sooooooooo helpfull sometimes I scare myself.
CQ - with lots of food stuffs down nose type experience.

A glass of bleach would be quicker, cheaper and have the added benefit of removing any blackheads.

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
there you go dambuster just what the thread was for.......a new discovery.

Mmmm
Waterbeds have thermostats and CQ fires jelly babies from her nose.
I don't think I dare go back and read the whole thread. Don't know whatI might discover. :shock:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
there you go dambuster just what the thread was for.......a new discovery.

Mmmm
Waterbeds have thermostats and CQ fires jelly babies from her nose.
I don't think I dare go back and read the whole thread. Don't know whatI might discover. :shock:
Hopefully a patch for my airbed!

2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
there you go dambuster just what the thread was for.......a new discovery.

Mmmm
Waterbeds have thermostats and CQ fires jelly babies from her nose.
I don't think I dare go back and read the whole thread. Don't know whatI might discover. :shock:
No no no you've got that all wrong the Jelly Baby was not on fire. Do you think I'd be sitting posting here if my nostril had been in flames. (Don't answer that!)
Actually what has suprised me is how few people have actually told us their - I never knew that type story - thought there would be lots more - as it is such a great feeling when you suddenly discover something genuinely cool and useful.

2 Jan 2005

I never knew that tigers and lions mate.
Also I never knew I could come whilst not thats just me I Ho.
Lb lol

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
I never knew that tigers and lions mate.
Also I never knew I could come whilst not thats just me I Ho.
Lb

yep similar to horse and Zebra's there are examples of the offspring in several zoo's. Apparently it's biologically feasable for closely related species to mate so the Hippo for instance could mate with a Giraffe, the only problem being, the Hippo's inability to balance on a stool.

2 Jan 2005

I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre. dunno

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
I never knew that tigers and lions mate.
Also I never knew I could come whilst not thats just me I Ho.
Lb

Apparently it's biologically feasable for closely related species to mate quote]
So I could mate with .....................a Tory?!!!
Bucket please.

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
I never knew that tigers and lions mate.
Also I never knew I could come whilst not thats just me I Ho.
Lb

Apparently it's biologically feasable for closely related species to mate quote]
So I could mate with .....................a Tory?!!!
Bucket please.
no you only need the bucket if your trying for the giraffe

2 Jan 2005

Quote by luv2lick
I discovered that when you make a cornflour and water mix, to thicken up gravy, you have to stir it slowly. If you stir it fast...it resists the stiring action....if to tap the mixture with your finger it feels almost solid....but if you sink you finger in slowly, it is as thin as water.....facinating stuff...I know there is a name for mixtures that act like this but cant remember the name...
But it is worth trying if you have never noticed it...
And yes, I am painfully aware of how sad this discovery is......

Its also better to use cold water! confused

But you probably alreadf knew that!
I know nuffin! evil

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Apparently it's biologically feasable for closely related species to mate so the Hippo for instance could mate with a Giraffe, the only problem being, the Hippo's inability to balance on a stool.

Oh my this conjures up terrible images of me and my ex who was 6ft4in and weighed about 10stone. We had to move out of a bungalow to a house with stairs - to stop me falling off the ladder all the time :shock:
I suppose technically we could have mated though we were not actually that close in species what with me being human and all - and him being a ratbag.

2 Jan 2005

I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre. dunno

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What's a PM?

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
What's a PM?

Someone like Major or Blair.
Hope this helps wink

See?The stuff you learn on isn't it?

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre. [/quote
What's a PM?

PM means PRIVATE message. Some people on this site don't get that though!

2 Jan 2005

Quote by t&t
I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre.
: :?:

2 Jan 2005

God this is funny!!!!!!Here's one a mate in the navy told me for the guys,though i suppose it would work for the ladies i you lie on your side on your arm for a couple of hours and then have a wank with said arm that is now well and truly asleep it feels like someone else is doing it.I believe this is an urban(or naval) when i wake up with a dead arm(no,not literally stupid!)then i can't do a thing with would you want to wait two hours to have a wank?Plus what makes you not want to know that you're the one doing it?Made me chuckle 's a true one you want to make ice in your freezer fairky quickly,well quicker than normal at any rate,then use boiling reason being that the boiling water drops its temperature at a quicker rate than cold water and continues to do so all the way to isn't that interesting and educational and i hope that you will all watch my new series on prime time telly."Bollocks that you never knew you needed to know."Halle berry has been phoning me for weeks begging to be my i don't know though,think she just wants to become famous. cool

2 Jan 2005

Yep all the bloody years of fighting putting the duvet cover on ....walking around looking like a bloody ghost gone mad!........tripping over stuff!...getting bondaged with the bloody thing mad

I finally found out the way to put one on ......is to turn the thing inside out grab the to corners and pull it over the duvet! ........and bingo easy peasy! biggrin

2 Jan 2005

I discovered that when you make a cornflour and water mix, to thicken up gravy, you have to stir it slowly. If you stir it fast...it resists the stiring action....if to tap the mixture with your finger it feels almost solid....but if you sink you finger in slowly, it is as thin as water.....facinating stuff...I know there is a name for mixtures that act like this but cant remember the name...
But it is worth trying if you have never noticed it...

it's called a thixotropic substance

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Yep all the bloody years of fighting putting the duvet cover on ....walking around looking like a bloody ghost gone mad!........tripping over stuff!...getting bondaged with the bloody thing
I finally found out the way to put one on ......is to turn the thing inside out grab the to corners and pull it over the duvet! ........and bingo easy peasy!

Did you video yourself doing it??....a sort of 'debbie does duvets'
get the right outfit on, start tussling with yer duvet......would've made a nice alternative to watching mud wrestling :shock:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Yep all the bloody years of fighting putting the duvet cover on ....walking around looking like a bloody ghost gone mad!........tripping over stuff!...getting bondaged with the bloody thing
I finally found out the way to put one on ......is to turn the thing inside out grab the to corners and pull it over the duvet! ........and bingo easy peasy!

Did you video yourself doing it??....a sort of 'debbie does duvets'
get the right outfit on, start tussling with yer duvet......would've made a nice alternative to watching mud wrestling :shock:
Bloody hell Dave.. I've seen the "debbie does duvets " film... Putme right to sleep I can tell you
Paul

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Fun365
Yep all the bloody years of fighting putting the duvet cover on ....walking around looking like a bloody ghost gone mad!........tripping over stuff!...getting bondaged with the bloody thing
I finally found out the way to put one on ......is to turn the thing inside out grab the to corners and pull it over the duvet! ........and bingo easy peasy!

Did you video yourself doing it??....a sort of 'debbie does duvets'
get the right outfit on, start tussling with yer duvet......would've made a nice alternative to watching mud wrestling :shock:
Bloody hell Dave.. I've seen the "debbie does duvets " film... Putme right to sleep I can tell you
Paul
You are all bonkers!....totel mad!. lol

:lol: ...............i was not a pretty site i can tell you!....me hair in a mess stinking up on end with static electriertiy!.......looking .more like some thing out of!.........francanstines monster!.. :lol: :lol:
.oo and its was not long ago that i found out that MARK was the maker of this site!................... always thought ( like he says )that he is a admin offercer!..........................and i tell you i called him some names didn't i Mark redface

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