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I pay my taxes and that is what annoys me......

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worlass has some sort of genetic fault and that isn't just that she is as bent as a nine bob bit. But that she has a problem with her eyes. When it 'flared up' the first time she was in a darkened room for months unable to read, watch TV and certainly unable to leave the room to work.
This being repeated is obviously a huge fear for her and whenever anything is remiss with her eye she will trot off to the hospital to make use of a personalised drop in session at the eye dept. The nursing and consultant staff all know her by name and she gets right to the front of the queue because her condition is so unique and speshul.
She had a twinge last night rolleyes and first thing this morning she trotted off to the Hospital to see her pals.
two hours later I get a hysterical call from a crying worlass telling me the detail of the operation she had to endure to cure the current calamity of removing an eyelash.
fem_4_taboo
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i hear what your saying, you pay your taxes and the poor love had to wait 2 whole hours before they made her well enough that she could call you.
its disgusting service lol
xx fem xx
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oooohhhh splen....i offer a cheap eyelash removing service....its one of my fave pass times....due to having a 'thing' about wonky eyelashes on myslef ...and others.
when my last baby was born, he was 2 days old and i was breast feeding him and noticed he had 1 LONG eyelash in the middle of his lid.....well it winked at me for hours and by bthe next feed I just had to pull the bloody thing out cos it wouldnt stop taunting me!!
so i'd have done it for mates rates for her biggrin
Dirtygirly
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Pah! That's nothing... some of my eyelashes grow in the way! :mrgreen:
They're a right bastard to get shot of!
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Pah! That's nothing... some of my eyelashes grow in the way! :mrgreen:
They're a right bastard to get shot of!

oooohhh DG id have to get you in a head lock and pull em out!!!! I couldnt rest till i did hehe lol
Dirtygirly
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Quote by Thebonediggers
Pah! That's nothing... some of my eyelashes grow in the way! :mrgreen:
They're a right bastard to get shot of!

oooohhh DG id have to get you in a head lock and pull em out!!!! I couldnt rest till i did hehe lol
Seriously... they are a total nightmare... I get blinky twitches till I pluck up the courage to get the tweezers out. It really really really hurts!!! :cry:
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she will try and tell you that hers was a sticky in one....
but seriously.. an eyelash??
markz
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women................ rolleyes
Pete_sw
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Quote by markz
women................ rolleyes

hey................... this is serious s**t goin on here, a little respect please :roll:
lol
Staggerlee_BB
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eyelash removal 101.......take a soldering iron and apply to the offending item ,this should make it curl up thus rendering it's removal a mere formality
Staggerlee_BB
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P.S. paying taxes annoys me too, but it has to be done
Pete_sw
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
P.S. paying taxes annoys me too, but it has to be done

dunno
do not feed ......... :lol2:
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i hear what your saying, you pay your taxes and the poor love had to wait 2 whole hours before they made her well enough that she could call you.
its disgusting service lol
xx fem xx

I think that the two hour wait was actually her embarrassment rendering her mute. lol
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women................ rolleyes

cool
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
eyelash removal 101.......take a soldering iron and apply to the offending item ,this should make it curl up thus rendering it's removal a mere formality

I will get her to advise the eye consultant accordingly. Actually.... that is a DIY job isn't it :twisted:
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P.S. paying taxes annoys me too, but it has to be done

after the 2nd time inside I gathered that too. confused wink
foxylady2209
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My son got a pencil rubber (those little pink ones at the end of the pencil) stuck in his ear. He'd had a go and pked it further in trying to get it out. We went to casualty and waited about 4 hours for a doctor - tbh there were people far worse off than us.
It was too painful so the doc had to sedate him so he could get the scary pointy tweezers in. Whipped it out - good as new.
Ahh, bless him, I hear you say. I'd agree but he was 17 at the time!!
:giggle:
We only bring itup at family gatherings every now and then.biggrin:D:D:D:D
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Quote by foxylady2209
My son got a pencil rubber (those little pink ones at the end of the pencil) stuck in his ear. He'd had a go and pked it further in trying to get it out. We went to casualty and waited about 4 hours for a doctor - tbh there were people far worse off than us.
It was too painful so the doc had to sedate him so he could get the scary pointy tweezers in. Whipped it out - good as new.
Ahh, bless him, I hear you say. I'd agree but he was 17 at the time!!
:giggle:
We only bring itup at family gatherings every now and then.biggrin:D:D:D:D

that is priceless -thankyou for sharing it.
lol
Redpantherman
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Eyelashes & fireplaces... you two are soooooo suited! rolleyes
Witchy
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Will you lot please stop mocking the Princess? Poor lamb, she's delicate! :therethere: