Right you lot ........who wrote this?
reading the Sunday Times book review .and this is genuine.........the childrens book of the week is,
I sold my dad for two Goldfish :shock:
so come on who did it
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I sold my dad for two goldfish???
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Sex God
mmm something smells fishy here(now waiting for silly replys lol)
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sorry warwick it was me! forgot all about The Times article. 
i've decided that if i'm gonna spend all day writing childish bollox, well i might as well get paid for it eh? i know i should have mentioned it, but it's been a bit of a media circus lately what with book launches and nominations for the Whitbread Prize and all that. i even had tea with that J.K. Rowling the other day. she quite likes it!
i'm a bit concerned actually. i've got an interview with Melvyn Bragg about it next week, and he's bound to ask me what the inspiration was ain't he? well i can hardly point him here can i? but then i'd be lying? it's a tricky decision i can tell you!
of course i'll be sharing the royalties with you lot. seems only fair. the advance deal was 10 pretty goldfish ((( non-ironing variety ))) and 0.1% of a goldfish per book sold, so it should come to a handsome sum i reckon!
sorry!
neil x x x ;)
i've decided that if i'm gonna spend all day writing childish bollox, well i might as well get paid for it eh? i know i should have mentioned it, but it's been a bit of a media circus lately what with book launches and nominations for the Whitbread Prize and all that. i even had tea with that J.K. Rowling the other day. she quite likes it!
i'm a bit concerned actually. i've got an interview with Melvyn Bragg about it next week, and he's bound to ask me what the inspiration was ain't he? well i can hardly point him here can i? but then i'd be lying? it's a tricky decision i can tell you!
of course i'll be sharing the royalties with you lot. seems only fair. the advance deal was 10 pretty goldfish ((( non-ironing variety ))) and 0.1% of a goldfish per book sold, so it should come to a handsome sum i reckon!
sorry!
neil x x x ;)
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sorry warwick it was me! forgot all about The Times article.
i've decided that if i'm gonna spend all day writing childish bollox, well i might as well get paid for it eh? i know i should have mentioned it, but it's been a bit of a media circus lately what with book launches and nominations for the Whitbread Prize and all that. i even had tea with that J.K. Rowling the other day. she quite likes it!
i'm a bit concerned actually. i've got an interview with Melvyn Bragg about it next week, and he's bound to ask me what the inspiration was ain't he? well i can hardly point him here can i? but then i'd be lying? it's a tricky decision i can tell you!
of course i'll be sharing the royalties with you lot. seems only fair. the advance deal was 10 pretty goldfish ((( non-ironing variety ))) and 0.1% of a goldfish per book sold, so it should come to a handsome sum i reckon!
sorry!
neil x x x ;)
Neil are you just talking carp (sp?)
Cathy x
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Quote by Red(RHG)
sorry warwick it was me! forgot all about The Times article.
i've decided that if i'm gonna spend all day writing childish bollox, well i might as well get paid for it eh? i know i should have mentioned it, but it's been a bit of a media circus lately what with book launches and nominations for the Whitbread Prize and all that. i even had tea with that J.K. Rowling the other day. she quite likes it!
i'm a bit concerned actually. i've got an interview with Melvyn Bragg about it next week, and he's bound to ask me what the inspiration was ain't he? well i can hardly point him here can i? but then i'd be lying? it's a tricky decision i can tell you!
of course i'll be sharing the royalties with you lot. seems only fair. the advance deal was 10 pretty goldfish ((( non-ironing variety ))) and 0.1% of a goldfish per book sold, so it should come to a handsome sum i reckon!
sorry!
neil x x x ;)
Neil are you just talking carp (sp?)
Cathy x
who me? never been known to do any such thing in my entire life, oh no! it's all true i tell you, honest.
go to borders, children's section, 3rd shelf along on the right hand side . . . there it is! my life's work in hardback! shoulda seen my local one. queue of kids a mile long casually tossing Harry Potters aside in their mad scramble for it.
i'm working on the sequel as we speak . . . "Me mam flushed Goldie down the toilet, and i'm wondering what i could get for her" by Neilinleeds. out just in time for next xmas priced at all good book shops!
neil x x x ;)
