i think i''m too old to......

7 Nov 2008

according to my eldest daugher i'm to old to do anything except give her money lol
I'm to old to wear thongs.....
I'm to old to listern to the music i listern to.....
I'm to old to wear the clothes i wear.....
I'm to old to still go to gigs and festivals.....
I'm to old to find men attractive lol.....
Im way to old for sex, bloody hell how dare i even think about it :shock:.....
I'm to old to go out and enjoy myself.....
And i get these comments on a daily basis :jagsatwork:
In fact i may as well move into the nursing home now lol rolleyes

7 Nov 2008

Youre not in the nursing home :shock: :shock:
Im too old to be a boy racer but hey I cant stop rolleyes

Im too old tohave sex (according to my kids. dont ya just love em mad

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However Im the right age to wear a cardie slippers and smoke a pipe biggrin

So there are some benefits :roll:

7 Nov 2008

yep im too old to care ha ha ha ha ha fuck em thats what i say

7 Nov 2008

Quote by warwick
However Im the right age to wear a cardie

Ooohh! What colour? Is it hand knitted? :giggle:

7 Nov 2008

Quote by warwick
Youre not in the nursing home :shock: :shock:
Im too old to be a boy racer but hey I cant stop
Im too old tohave sex (according to my kids. dont ya just love em )
However Im the right age to wear a cardie slippers and smoke a pipe
So there are some benefits :roll:

do we have the same kids? :shock:

7 Nov 2008

ooohh yeah I have kids like that....to old to have sex
one of mine asked did they have pencils in the olden days when I went to school :shock:
I think Im to old to enjoy The Hairy McClary from Donaldsons Dairy books.....but stuff that cos I love em!!!

7 Nov 2008

too old to have a whip used on me and woe betide anyone that thought they could have a ride wearing spurs! lol

8 Nov 2008

Too old to have any kids.
Biologically at 43 I might be able to, but I'm 20 years too weary, too fond of my sleep, too disorganised, too avoiding of any new responsibility.

8 Nov 2008

just come back from the gym. Far too old to play squash against a shitbag half my age and twice as good!

9 Nov 2008

I'm
far too old to take shit from some jumped up little cow who is young enough to be my daughter - but i do mad

Making my life at work at misery so why oh why cant i just tell her to feck off!! sad

Suze xx

9 Nov 2008

Quote by Suze43
I'm
far too old to take shit from some jumped up little cow who is young enough to be my daughter - but i do
Making my life at work at misery so why oh why cant i just tell her to feck off!!
Suze xx

Suze :therethere:

9 Nov 2008

Apparently I am too old for staying up till 6am, getting pissed and listening to music :shock:
Well according to a 20 year old that I work with :lol2:
She gives me a right lecture when I say that I have been up all night redface

No idea why dunno

:giggle:

9 Nov 2008

Quote by Shireen
Apparently I am too old for staying up till 6am, getting pissed and listening to music :shock:
Well according to a 20 year old that I work with :lol2:
She gives me a right lecture when I say that I have been up all night No idea why :giggle:

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WB sweety kiss

9 Nov 2008

I'm too old to wear Crocs but I do it anyway - covered in tasteless jibbitz cool

9 Nov 2008

I'm too old to still leap about at gymnastics- my bones feel like they're crumbling and i end up hobbling about like my gran, also the fear factor was never an issue when i was younger, now i'm petrified and it takes me about half an hour to work myself up to trying something new!
Think my bendy days are nearly over!.....
M xx

9 Nov 2008

I could've sworn I posted on this thread last night! confused

I'm just too old methinks.
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9 Nov 2008

Quote by westerross
I could've sworn I posted on this thread last night!
I'm just too old methinks.
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The forum was playing up a bit last night - took some people several attempts to post one message.
You're only as old as the woman you're feeling honey kiss

9 Nov 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
You're only as old as the woman you're feeling honey

That explains a lot!!
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9 Nov 2008

I just posted in another thread about age :shock: its all bollox (TM Tune Essence) lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Nov 2008

Quote by corrie2008
.... bollox (TM Tune Essence) :lol: :lol:

Oi! You're too young to remember that one!! kiss

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10 Nov 2008

I'm too old to be arranging meets with younger guys but hey, bite me :twisted:

12 Nov 2008

......be taking crap from guys both vanilla and swingers