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Hmm flirty Friday...........
All days can be flirting days
Sensual Saturday
Smouldering Sunday
Mischievous Monday
Teasing Tuesday
Wishful Wednesday
Touching Thursday
Frisky Friday
Quote by Theladyisaminx
All days can be flirting days
Sensual Saturday
Smouldering Sunday
Mischievous Monday
Teasing Tuesday
Wishful Wednesday
Touching Thursday
Frisky Friday

Sadly it's more like
Silent Saturday
Solemn Sunday
Miserable Monday
Terrible Tuesday
Wank-Fest Wednesday
Tidy Up Thursday
Forlorn Friday
Still, at least Wednesday's a winner!
Quote by Resonance
All days can be flirting days
Sensual Saturday
Smouldering Sunday
Mischievous Monday
Teasing Tuesday
Wishful Wednesday
Touching Thursday
Frisky Friday

Sadly it's more like
Silent Saturday
Solemn Sunday
Miserable Monday
Terrible Tuesday
Wank-Fest Wednesday
Tidy Up Thursday
Forlorn Friday
Still, at least Wednesday's a winner!
I believe you are just trying to gain your 'long' thread some legs here Res. smackbottom
whats ya fav day of the week? no nee dto ask res its obv wed lol
i like sundays, cuse the house is blitzed, lovely cooking and ready to start new week. oh and church in the morning rolleyes
although i do like fridays, but only if i have some swinging fun lined up for the weekend. :twisted: else they can be very boring. evil
i remember sundays use dto be bath night ewghh horrid to think only had bath once a week, i think i stillmeet men who follow that routine and meet me on saturdays confused
xx fem xx
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Im afraid it needs to go political now if the threads going to have any legs sooooooooooo
Should the age of voting be lowered to encourage young adults to get involved in politics. Maybe to something like 14?
Or even possibly should there be a minister for the young?

Oh my good god no! :shock:
I have a 14-year old who would see it as his mission to be that minister. Then it would be a case of 'Would the last person to leave the UK, please switch off the light?' :uhoh:
So your are you saying that kids don't have a right to a political voice !!!!
wink
I was just kidding. He has been involved with our county council's Youth Council initiative but was not elected this time. I imagine he'll try again next year. Unfortunately, like many politicians, he has a ermm unique personality that doesn't gel with most other people's. Should be good for a job in politics in a few years then rolleyes
Hope he gets in next year - they have a great time and get to see and take part in things most young people don't get an opportunity to. Good on him! :thumbup:
And Lost - Yes I think they should be allowed more say in decision making :smile:
verification ...is it happening then?
i remember the questionaires and the last thread havent heard anything else since.
i dont want it ,i just wondered
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
verification ...is it happening then?
i remember the questionaires and the last thread havent heard anything else since.
i dont want it ,i just wondered
xx fem xx bolt

Uh oh......
<<< takes cover >>>
Incoming!
Looks like your long thread's lost it's legs Res :giggle:
I think Sarge is trying to beat it............ how to get to 5 pages in 70 minutes flat!!!!!
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Looks like your long thread's lost it's legs Res :giggle:

I think just for charities sake wink we need to keep it moving though dont you think. How are we going to dao that though?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Looks like your long thread's lost it's legs Res :giggle:

Its So Lighting Loins
In the end that's how it usually works. Huge built up of expectation and when it comes down to it, it usually disappoints and falls well short of expectation...
Still... It's longer than it's ever been! So I am quite happy at the moment... And hey, look, I know when I'm beaten... Sarge's got a monster and he proves it every week so I'm told... If you can't beat em, you must have your hands tied is what I say.
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:
Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Quote by noladreams30
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

Not the size?
Of course not!
It's what you do when you stick it in and wiggle it about that matters!!
lol
Quote by noladreams30
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
It's rather like a sausage I suppose, it isn't the size of your banger, it's the oomph it packs.
Chipolata anyone?
Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?! dunno
I see no point in buying the short ones.
Page 5 Res !
Quote by noladreams30
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?! dunno
I see no point in buying the short ones.
I like to suck mine to a pointy end :lol:
Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?! dunno
I see no point in buying the short ones.
I like to suck mine to a pointy end :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by anais
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?! dunno
I see no point in buying the short ones.
I like to suck mine to a pointy end :lol:
Me too! :twisted:
Although sometimes I find all that sucking makes my eyes water.
Funny, don't have that problem sucking other things though. :wink:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Res, size really isn't that important! Really, it isn't... back me up ladies, its not is it?? Really?
Don't want Res to get a complex :giggle:

It's not????? :shock:
Feck.
Shhhhhhh, don't tell Res it is! We are pretending it isn't Nola rolleyes lol wink
It's just I kinda like 'em big... and long... and hard. Makes 'em last loads longer I find.
Sticks of rock. Yes?! dunno
I see no point in buying the short ones.
I like to suck mine to a pointy end :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am with Sarge here, but also very impressed with your gymnastic ability! Even if human biology probably wasn't your strongest suit at school! ;-)
im lost
what are you sucking??
xx fem xx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
im lost
what are you sucking??
xx fem xx

A stick of rock - I think :giggle:
ahhh, is it a long stick of rock?
never really liked candy floss lol
xx fem xx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ahhh, is it a long stick of rock?
never really liked candy floss lol
xx fem xx

Its a long, thick hard one Fem biggrin
I never say no to candy floss either lol
you think we cammake this thing of res's grow to a full 6
pages rolleyes
lol
xx fem xx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
you think we cammake this thing of res's grow to a full 6
pages rolleyes
lol
xx fem xx

Miracle Grow maybe the only hope? :lol2: