Sex God
I think Res needs rescuing from his mail box :giggle:
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I want a long one!
:therethere: 
Sex God
I do apologise folks! Only just caught up with this now!
All those ladies seeking answers should find their respective boxes brimming to overflowing as I have been capacious in ensuring your satisfaction...
And Fem4Taboo, I did like your question very very much! It was an Oasis of Heaven as I stumbled blindly from question to question!
All those ladies seeking answers should find their respective boxes brimming to overflowing as I have been capacious in ensuring your satisfaction...
And Fem4Taboo, I did like your question very very much! It was an Oasis of Heaven as I stumbled blindly from question to question!
Quote by Resonance
I do apologise folks! Only just caught up with this now!
All those ladies seeking answers should find their respective boxes brimming to overflowing as I have been capacious in ensuring your satisfaction...
And Fem4Taboo, I did like your question very very much! It was an Oasis of Heaven as I stumbled blindly from question to question!
What was it fem come on share it with the group?
Sex God
Well Fem, the new pics have taken me to the magic '6' so I am now at least average!
A big improvement on the usual standard!
If anyone else has any new pics they'd like me to give you my opinion on feel free... ;-)
A big improvement on the usual standard!
If anyone else has any new pics they'd like me to give you my opinion on feel free... ;-)
Sex God
Not now he aint! He's right up there on one 
Sex God
Entire fabrication Flower I'm afraid, I started the rumour... ;-)
But a man can dream!
But a man can dream!
Sex God
what you really need Res for a truly monumental thread, is for it to contain as many regulars who are currently flirting with each other as possible. Then interspersed through the actual subject of the thread you will get areas of cryptic flirty in jokes, you know the sort of thing.......
Swingerone "I think its time res had a big one"
MsSwingertwo " Well it surely wont be as big as your one i saw the other night swingerone"
Swingerone "we certainly shook the gherkin jar off the shelf didnt we ?"
MsSwingertwo " OMG ! I cant believe you told everyone about the gherkins !"
Swingerone " gherkins arent the only cucumber I am bringing next time i cum"
etc etc etc
If this total degeneration happens at the right points (and it takes some luck and timing) you can gain a couple of pages from each wheedling incomprehensible stack of nonsense.
Swingerone "I think its time res had a big one"
MsSwingertwo " Well it surely wont be as big as your one i saw the other night swingerone"
Swingerone "we certainly shook the gherkin jar off the shelf didnt we ?"
MsSwingertwo " OMG ! I cant believe you told everyone about the gherkins !"
Swingerone " gherkins arent the only cucumber I am bringing next time i cum"
etc etc etc
If this total degeneration happens at the right points (and it takes some luck and timing) you can gain a couple of pages from each wheedling incomprehensible stack of nonsense.
Quote by Silk and Big G
what you really need Res for a truly monumental thread, is for it to contain as many regulars who are currently flirting with each other as possible. Then interspersed through the actual subject of the thread you will get areas of cryptic flirty in jokes, you know the sort of thing.......
Swingerone "I think its time res had a big one"
MsSwingertwo " Well it surely wont be as big as your one i saw the other night swingerone"
Swingerone "we certainly shook the gherkin jar off the shelf didnt we ?"
MsSwingertwo " OMG ! I cant believe you told everyone about the gherkins !"
Swingerone " gherkins arent the only cucumber I am bringing next time i cum"
etc etc etc
If this total degeneration happens at the right points (and it takes some luck and timing) you can gain a couple of pages from each wheedling incomprehensible stack of nonsense.
You're right ... we haven't had any cucumber threads for a while!
Ok who can I flirt with ... I need a big one (cucumber that is) in my life right now ;)
Sex God
ill help.........
fnar fnar want some mayo on yer cucumber Calista ??
fnar fnar want some mayo on yer cucumber Calista ??
Sex God
I've got a bag of broccoli and a ripe banana.
I also have some fruit and veg in the cupboard if you prefer Calista... ;-)
I also have some fruit and veg in the cupboard if you prefer Calista... ;-)
Sex God
hes a tall boy
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
hes a tall boy
Groan
Sex God
Yeah youre right that was shocking. Im going to bed :-)
Sex God
Blimey that last pun nearly killed it stone dead!
Sex God
Do you think it would liven it up if I mentioned the story in the Mail about Jade Goody having her arm amputated and getting a job presenting a childrens television program about asylum seeking dole cheats from her fully expenses paid MPs second home, all while she was out on bail because the prisons are full ?
Sex God
Now you are just getting personal
Sex God
How long is this thread going to get? Should we do a sweepstake? If so on another topic or tag it onto this one?
Sex God
Nah do it here. Lets do aproper book. Evens on 8 pages.
Sex God
nah I reckon 11
Sex God
nah I reckon 11
