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Im .........Gherkin Luminous Moo.
Love it!!!!!!
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Im .........Gherkin Luminous Moo.
Love it!!!!!!

Oh one bored afternoon I did this with some SH folks account names and got some absolute belters... see if you can guess who these are: -
Arse - (Easy!) (Resonance) WINNER : tankinky
Spindled (Splendid) : WINNER : LucyandMike
Seaman Lord (Noladreams) : WINNER : Mrs B!
Go Breeding (Bonedigger) : WINNER : Mrs B!
Dirk Bred Clef (Freckledbird) : WINNER : Tankinky
Slide Eel Inn (Neilinleeds) : WINNER : LucyandMike
The Can Gal (AngelChat) : WINNER : Freckled Bird
Try Rigidly (Dirtygirly): WINNER : LucyandMike
Gents Winkers (KentSwingers) : WINNER : Tankinky
Beat off moor (Fem for ) : WINNER : LucyandMike
Alas Tic (Calista) : WINNER : LucyandMike
To Evenly Hole (The Lovely One) WINNER: Tankinky
Yank Knit (Tankinky) WINNER : Tankinky
Yin Mix the Salad (theladyisaminx): WINNER : Tankinky
Lucky Maiden (LucyandMike): WINNER : LucyandMike
Manlike Oval Trunk (Travellinmanuk)WINNER : Tankinky
Elf Row (Flower) : WINNER : FreckledBird
Cute Welsh Porno T (North West Couple) : WINNER Tankinky
Hot Peaks (Posh Kate) : WINNER : LucyandMike
Precious Rot (True Scorpio): WINNER : LucyandMike
Rays Senses (Sassy Seren) : WINNER : Freckled Bird
I've forgotten which ones apply to whom now... so if you can work it out let me know!
EDIT : Ya bloody clever clogs!
Quote by Bonedigger
acorn seen ( wink fnar fnar again!!!)

You can tell you've got an invite to my private pics...
Quote by Resonance
Im .........Gherkin Luminous Moo.
Love it!!!!!!

Oh one bored afternoon I did this with some SH folks account names and got some absolute belters... see if you can guess who these are: -
Arse - (Easy!) You I think ?
Spindled Splendid?
Seaman Lord
Go Breeding
Dirk Bred Clef Freckledbird?
Slide Eel Inn
The Can Gal
Try Rigidly
Gents Winkers
Beat off moor
Alas Tic
To Evenly Hole The lovely one?
Yank Knit Me :lol2: ?
Yin Mix the Salad
Lucky Maiden
Manlike Oval Trunk travelmanuk?
Elf Row
Cute Welsh Porno T
I've forgotten which ones apply to whom now... so if you can work it out let me know!
Quote by Resonance
Im .........Gherkin Luminous Moo.
Love it!!!!!!

Oh one bored afternoon I did this with some SH folks account names and got some absolute belters... see if you can guess who these are: -
Arse - (Easy!) (Resonance)
Spindled
Seaman Lord Noladreams
Go Breeding me wave
Dirk Bred Clef
Slide Eel Inn
The Can Gal
Try Rigidly
Gents Winkers
Beat off moor
Alas Tic
To Evenly Hole (The Lovely One)
Yank Knit (Tankinky)
Yin Mix the Salad
Lucky Maiden
Manlike Oval Trunk (Travellinmanuk)
Elf Row
Cute Welsh Porno T
I've forgotten which ones apply to whom now... so if you can work it out let me know!
Quote by Resonance

acorn seen ( wink fnar fnar again!!!)

You can tell you've got an invite to my private pics...
innocent
On the list.....
I am "Lucky Maiden".....and I sure am too!!! lol
Cute Welsh Porno T = northwest couple?
Yin Mix the Salad = the lady is a minx??
Gents Winkers = kentswingers??
Spinled
Splendid?
Quote by TanKinky
Cute Welsh Porno T = northwest couple?
Yin Mix the Salad = the lady is a minx??
Gents Winkers = kentswingers??

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found SH's resident Richard Stilgoe!
You should get your rather lovely bottom on Countdown...I'm sure Jeff and the hopeless mutant Blonde Carol V wannabee would welcome you brightening up the set!
Try Rigidly
Its gotta be DG!
Slide eel in
Neilinleeds.
Quote by Resonance
Cute Welsh Porno T = northwest couple?
Yin Mix the Salad = the lady is a minx??
Gents Winkers = kentswingers??

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found SH's resident Richard Stilgoe!
You should get your rather lovely bottom on Countdown...I'm sure Jeff and the hopeless mutant Blonde Carol V wannabee would welcome you brightening up the set!
I just have way to much time on my hands lol
Dirk Bred Clef Freckledbird.
Alas tic
Calista
Edited: Thought better of anagramming my real name.
Neil x x x ;)
Lucyandmike = Lucky Maiden........?
Cheers
Stu
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Lucyandmike = Lucky Maiden........?
Cheers
Stu

Stuart...your 2nd post, and first for ages....and you spotted me....I feel very honoured!!!!!
Elf row = Flower
Rays senses = Sassy Seren
The can gal = Angel Chat
Hot peaks......poshkate
And saved the best for last
Precious Rot.......TRUE SCORPIO
I was not gonna give up!!!!
Oh no, just spotted theres one left!!!
Beat off more......
Is it fem-4 ????
Airman nooky spy Jr
(from my real full name) biggrin
I challenge anyone to make something out of fluff_n_stuff lol
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Airman nooky spy Jr
(from my real full name) biggrin
I challenge anyone to make something out of fluff_n_stuff lol

Tans Duff Fluff
Tan Duffs Fluff
Quote by TanKinky
Airman nooky spy Jr
(from my real full name) biggrin
I challenge anyone to make something out of fluff_n_stuff lol

Tans Duff Fluff
Tan Duffs Fluff
You cheated :lol: but I'll let you off if you 'duff' me redface
So what are the prizes then Res???
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Beat off more......
Is it fem-4 ????

omg, lol that is soooo........ acurate redface
by the way i feel it is wrong to be allowing this thread to continue, for years the woman of this world have been stiffiling sniggers and saying its not the size that counts but what you do with it, and here we are now allowing this to become a big one!!!
shame on the lot of you.
wink
xxxfem xxx
oh and i like ikkle ones to they take less time to read.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Beat off more......
Is it fem-4 ????

omg, lol that is soooo........ acurate redface
by the way i feel it is wrong to be allowing this thread to continue, for years the woman of this world have been stiffiling sniggers and saying its not the size that counts but what you do with it, and here we are now allowing this to become a big one!!!
shame on the lot of you.
wink
xxxfem xxx
oh and i like ikkle ones to they take less time to read.
You like ikkle ones?
<<Sidles up to Fem4taboo>>
I think I can help you there...
biggrin
oi its only cuse people shorten my name to 3 letters isnt it
rolleyes
xx fem xx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
oi its only cuse people shorten my name to 3 letters isnt it
rolleyes
xx fem xx

Yep applying the Henna isn't quite so painful...
However in your case you could be called Alikhazarmarabukkharatamawrapindy Sulakhvelidzkhaniasgrimblehurst and I'd still do it. ;-)
Are you allowed to flirt remorselessly on a Friday? I do hope so...