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i want to be an escort.

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does anyone know of any escort agencies (that hire males) in the warwickshire/birmingham area that I could get in touch with about this?
Any help would be great.
Cheers
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Seeing as this is an amateur site I doubt whether anyone can help you...
But isn't this a usual male fantasy? lol
dammit. am i that transparent. ;)
if anyone can help that'd be cool.
if not no worries you can just take the p*ss instead ;)
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:31 am Post subject: i want to be an escort.
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does anyone know of any escort agencies (that hire males) in the warwickshire/birmingham area that I could get in touch with about this?

Hi little_grey,
In response I would suggest you.
A, look up local agencies in the Phone Book.
B. Do a search on the www for agencies in your vicinity. rolleyes
You may find that it can be an expensive job to take on, sad in that you will need several fashionable suits, inc. evening dress or Tuxedo as our American friends call it. Several shirts and ties and shoes to match, good grooming, hair, nails etc. You will certainly need good quality transport to collect any dates and return them home. I suppose you could hire a vehicle, but you would have to pay for it. You should also be able to dance, if you can't, you will have to take lessons. If you are as handsome as me (lol) you will certainly need plastic surgery.
However, if you have the good looks and the sophistication of James Bond, his wardrobe, and his car. Your are off to a good start.
Remember also, that you may have to escort many ladies that are well past their sell by date, and you may be spotted in her company by your friends redface Worse still, some of these ladies may even want you to bed them :( I know that this is negociable but a refusal will not get you much future work. Of course not all ladies want escorts to bed them, often they simply want to impress their friends into believing that they can still 'pull' a younger man. :shock:
If you are single, thats ok, but if your married, you are going to have to do some pretty fancy footwork to avoid your wife finding out. Not many wives are that tolerant. I wish you success in your venture. biggrin
Harry0.
Harry, you dark horse you! Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

Hi Mark,
I cannot possibly comment on your statement, on the grounds that may incriminate me. wink
harry0
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ladies needing a male escort, in the Northumberland/Durham area please pm me. lol
Harry, that put a very wide smile on my face lol