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I want to buy a new pet dog.

You can have my border collie its used to not being fed on time and unlike the other two he doesn't make a fuss about it
Quote by bailiffs
what?????????????????? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
i was joking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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big dew ive got to say your pic makes me crease everytime i see it its rather scary!!!!! lol
if ur dog is good with kids ill have it
keep mr bailiff amused
Oh shit the wifes packed me bags and said if its a choice its the dog's rotflmao :rotflmao: :doh:
pmsl never mind lol
Don't know about dewi's but mine never ate a whole one yet
What part of the world you from? all breeds have rescue centres so if you are seriuos find your local one and they are a fraction of the cost
we are from derby......
i will take ur advise and have a butchers on google see where me local one is
thnx
I got my border from one and he is special a lot of extra love from him
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big dew ive got to say your pic makes me crease everytime i see it its rather scary!!!!! lol
if ur dog is good with kids ill have it
keep mr bailiff amused

I don't have a dog, dumped her years ago :lol: bolt
I would recommend the RSPCA, and to keep nagging until Mr Bailiffs relents.
scandal ur a prat ha ha ha ha ha lol (no offence)
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I would recommend the RSPCA, and to keep nagging until Mr Bailiffs relents.

I got my two dogs from rescue centres. They are mongrels and they make the best pets!
I had to "convince" the Laird to let me get them after him saying "no bluddy way!"
Lets just say I find ways to get what I want :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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i will have to try more on the erm......sexual favour front
lou xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I could withold sex, food, water.... mr. ocky would still say "no-way" to dogs of any breed. Hates em all.
I've been told if I want one that badly He and the cat have found a couple of listings for available flats a few towns over I may like.
Anyway, what I really want is a hedgehog.
edit: see: innit soooo cuuuuuute??
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I could withold sex, food, water.... mr. ocky would still say "no-way" to dogs of any breed. Hates em all.
I've been told if I want one that badly He and the cat have found a couple of listings for available flats a few towns over I may like.
Anway, what I really want is a hedgehog.

:huh:
a hedge hog???? okay
i wudnt mind a snake neither stuff it ill open a animal shelter home
lou xxx
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a hedge hog???? okay
i wudnt mind a snake neither stuff it ill open a animal shelter home
lou xxx

Just remember to feed them biggrin
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Anyway, what I really want is a hedgehog.


If I buy extra chips do you want to share??
Quote by ockysweeties
I could withold sex, food, water.... mr. ocky would still say "no-way" to dogs of any breed. Hates em all.
I've been told if I want one that badly He and the cat have found a couple of listings for available flats a few towns over I may like.
Anyway, what I really want is a hedgehog.
edit: see: innit soooo cuuuuuute??

Looks like one pissed off hedgehog lol
Quote by the_Laird

Anyway, what I really want is a hedgehog.


If I buy extra chips do you want to share??
NOOOOOOOOOOOO............you are so SICK :taz:
Thats it, you're gonna suffer now mad
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arnt they cruel fee rrrrrrrrrr poor ickle thing sad
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arnt they cruel fee rrrrrrrrrr poor ickle thing sad

Don't worry, me and a few others will sort him out good smackbottom :smackbottom:
Fee
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol
:cry: :cry: mad :x armadillos maybe, but NOT HEDGEHOGS!!!!
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol
:cry: :cry: mad :x armadillos maybe, but NOT HEDGEHOGS!!!!
Where have you seen a squashed armadillo?
Didn't think they were that common in Oxford confused
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol

Scandal
I prefer my 'Hog sandwiches a bit fresher than that :lol:
It's a good way to pick up Bunny tho' cool
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol
RIGHT, SICKO NUMBER 2....................You're a marked man..................... duel :sparring: smackbottom
Fee
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol
:cry: :cry: mad :x armadillos maybe, but NOT HEDGEHOGS!!!!
Where have you seen a squashed armadillo?
Didn't think they were that common in Oxford confused
I lived in Austin, Texas for a year. There are more squashed armadillos on the highways of Texas than there are live ones in the wild. damn things are as slow as they are stupid... and the only animal to carry leprosy so don't touch em.
i already have a tatoo of a rabbit on my sholder a playboy bunny lol
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It's a good way to pick up Bunny tho' cool

I've seen loads of pussy in the gutter on a night out! lol
:shock: :shock: Oii are you trying to get me in trouble wink
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I was only stating a fact! Shouldn't you be making the tea or something Fee? rolleyes bolt

Actually, on second thoughts, THANKS :lol:
You have now officially taken all the heat off me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hey Laird, if you drive round early in the mornings you can find these already flattened and shaped into a hamburger! lol
:cry: :cry: mad :x armadillos maybe, but NOT HEDGEHOGS!!!!
Where have you seen a squashed armadillo?
Didn't think they were that common in Oxford confused
I lived in Austin, Texas for a year. There are more squashed armadillos on the highways of Texas than there are live ones in the wild. damn things are as slow as they are stupid... and the only animal to carry leprosy so don't touch em.
Darwin lives on :lol: