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I want to feel a massive one inside me!

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Sure you can all have a bit lol
i must go out and buy a ruler.
lol
Quote by lancyuk
i must go out and buy a ruler.
lol

Well buy a tape measure instead just incase you have to measure it in feet :eeek: rotflmao biggrin
Quote by sharon_2005
i must go out and buy a ruler.
lol

Well buy a tape measure instead just incase you have to measure it in feet :eeek: rotflmao biggrin
i was going to buy one of those smaller rulers to try and make it look bigger....seems ive been rumbled.
Quote by lancyuk
i must go out and buy a ruler.
lol

Well buy a tape measure instead just incase you have to measure it in feet :eeek: rotflmao biggrin
i was going to buy one of those smaller rulers to try and make it look bigger....seems ive been rumbled.
a micrometer ?? lol
Just kidding hun, had to get that 1 in heheheh
14 inches :eeek: my god women, what are you trying to do to yourself !!
you'll disembowel yourself if your not careful.
Quote by 34fun
14 inches :eeek: my god women, what are you trying to do to yourself !!
you'll disembowel yourself if your not careful.

I've just had a thought, I wonder if having me twice counts? If not what about me and someone else at the same time?
Now, where was that post by N(nl)IL about cumulative inches?
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send him over to me when ya done! :twisted:

Ladies before Eagersluts, you must wait your turn. Manners eager wink
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And me.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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14 inches :eeek: my god women, what are you trying to do to yourself !!
you'll disembowel yourself if your not careful.

I've just had a thought, I wonder if having me twice counts? If not what about me and someone else at the same time?
Now, where was that post by N(nl)IL about cumulative inches?
the 14 inch this was just a joke 12 inch will do and i wouldn't be able to tak no where near that anyway lol
Its just the though that the guy has whatever it takes to fill me is the exciting bit lol
oh go on then pm me your details and i'll see if i can call round this week hump lol
Well my only contribution to this thread is just to post the pic of someone that tried to chat to me on a video chat client I occasionally use.
Those that know me know I would be less than impressed by being presented with this as a first (or indeed any) contact.
Needless to say - I did not reply to him!
rotflmao
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
>>> runs off for some 'quiet time'
:twisted:
well done - now print his e-mail address and let the little moles deal with him..lol
awwww but he looks sooooo happy lol.
Well the text that went alongside his pic inferred he didn't expect to be rejected!
Big mistake sending it to me then!
Quote by Alexandra
Well my only contribution to this thread is just to post the pic of someone that tried to chat to me on a video chat client I occasionally use.
Those that know me know I would be less than impressed by being presented with this as a first (or indeed any) contact.
Needless to say - I did not reply to him!
rotflmao

Thats frightening :eeek:
Wonder he don't pass out when he gets an erection with the amount of blood it must take to fill it lol
There was another one - but I can't locate it just now.......
I may have deleted it from the archive - but it was way worse than that one!
Quote by Alexandra
There was another one - but I can't locate it just now.......
I may have deleted it from the archive - but it was way worse than that one!

is bigger possible? :shock: :shock:
What i would like to know is this?
What if there in a supermarket or somewhere public and they see something that excites them :shock:
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There was another one - but I can't locate it just now.......
I may have deleted it from the archive - but it was way worse than that one!

is bigger possible? :shock: :shock:
What i would like to know is this?
What if there in a supermarket or somewhere public and they see something that excites them :shock:
let's just hope they don't have anything withing 3 feet of them - - a quick turnround and they'd sweep the contents of the shelf off.
Quote by Alexandra
There was another one - but I can't locate it just now.......
I may have deleted it from the archive - but it was way worse than that one!

is bigger possible? :shock: :shock:
What i would like to know is this?
What if there in a supermarket or somewhere public and they see something that excites them :shock:
let's just hope they don't have anything withing 3 feet of them - - a quick turnround and they'd sweep the contents of the shelf off.
Wouldn't it be handy though when you have done a large shopping day, bet he could hang 20 bags on that lol
Quote by sharon_2005
Wouldn't it be handy though when you have done a large shopping day, bet he could hang 20 bags on that lol

I can just imagine some of the blokes eyes watering when they read that!
Mind you - when I first saw that pic - my instant reaction was to cross my legs and clench hard!
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Wouldn't it be handy though when you have done a large shopping day, bet he could hang 20 bags on that lol

I can just imagine some of the blokes eyes watering when they read that!
Mind you - when I first saw that pic - my instant reaction was to cross my legs and clench hard!
You've done that before biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
Well my only contribution to this thread is just to post the pic of someone that tried to chat to me on a video chat client I occasionally use.
Those that know me know I would be less than impressed by being presented with this as a first (or indeed any) contact.
Needless to say - I did not reply to him!
rotflmao

And I can understand why Alex............ my mum said it was rude to poke yer tongue out :giggle: