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come back to the forum with something profound. During my enforced absence, I came up with several ground-breaking topics to discuss. I can remember none of them. rolleyes
My motherfuckerboard on the PC went into meltdown- that went away for a 10 day repair jobbie on friday. Im now tapping away on my chuffed-to-bits with the bargain laptop.
So, while I've been gone........
Did you miss me?
And
What have I missed?
(what a jolly self indulgent topic this is! lol)
Welcome Back wave
Of course we missed you kiss
have u missed much.......... why no rolleyes
have we missed you.......... of course wink
cool Glad your back, and yeah, you were missed. Enjoy catching up. :thumbup:
So are you going to take your chuffy lap down to the cafe and sit in the hot zone posting to the cafe?
You missed the site shutting up yesterday. I swear some of my posts have gone, but I can not remember what they were. So may be I am just going a bit potty.

Horny creamy things on me then!
And hugs all round too kiss
Oh, and did I mention that whilst I've been gone, I managed to get myself into a bit of a sticky wicket with an ex one night stand who turns out to be very, very Dom........meeting up tomorrow to explore my submissive side :scared:
So you see, I've not been resting on my laurels! :!:
miss you ?
who are you ?
dunno
I had a sticky wicket once it was great, very hard to house train though.
Tips on the submissive side;
Try not to keep asking, 'But why?'
Do not tell 'the master/mistress' they are crap with knots and a 3 year old could do a better job.
Never, under any circumstances, take the cat o'nine tails of them and say, 'For goodness sake give it here, this is how you do it'. That's frowned upon in subby circles.
Oh and course we missed you biggrin
H.x
Welcome Back oh gorgeous submissive one kiss
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....meeting up tomorrow to explore my submissive side :scared:

Winchy submissive?? rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by H-x
I had a sticky wicket once it was great, very hard to house train though.
Tips on the submissive side;
Try not to keep asking, 'But why?'
Do not tell 'the master/mistress' they are crap with knots and a 3 year old could do a better job.
Erm......he's a sailor!
Never, under any circumstances, take the cat o'nine tails of them and say, 'For goodness sake give it here, this is how you do it'. That's frowned upon in subby circles.

See above!
Oh and course we missed you biggrin
H.x

Be nice to me you lot!
And Sassy- you could be right.
We had an msn chat last night, during which he said "you're way too lippy to be a sub!" redface
Thanks guys & gals kiss
as for being subby..
you can't be too lippy to be a sub. That just means he aint Dom enough to dom. :P
I see your point pink pants.......
but he's very Dominant-
I think he may have been referring to the moment when he flexed his cane at me on cam
and I asked him where his sheep were rotflmao
I may have a little difficulty taking this seriously redface
But I do have a submissive side- honest!
Welcome back subwench lol lol
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Welcome back subwench lol lol

OMG that made me laugh, Anais biggrin
I missed ya! lol
But you know I didn't really miss ya cos I can stalk you anytime by other means ........... :grin:
Welcome back Wincewrench smackbottom coz I know you like that kind of thing lol
Thought it had been a bit quiet in here of late lol Welcome back Winchwench wink
WB oh winchiest of wenches or is that wenchiest of winches dunno
:inlove: anyways surprised)
Well at least a few of you have managed to be nice :dry:
You bunch o barstawards! lol
Stormykins, I take it your loverly missus hasn't informed you theres a vague chance I might turn up somewhere you're at then......coz If she had- you'd be a little more careful with the smackbottom
evil
Quote by winchwench
Well at least a few of you have managed to be nice :dry:
You bunch o barstawards! lol
Stormykins, I take it your loverly missus hasn't informed you theres a vague chance I might turn up somewhere you're at then......coz If she had- you'd be a little more careful with the smackbottom
evil

That’ll be your sub side coming out then will it rotflmao
Quote by Stormwalker
Well at least a few of you have managed to be nice :dry:
You bunch o barstawards! lol
Stormykins, I take it your loverly missus hasn't informed you theres a vague chance I might turn up somewhere you're at then......coz If she had- you'd be a little more careful with the smackbottom
evil

That’ll be your sub side coming out then will it rotflmao
You betcha!
If my Domme side emerges.........be afraid evil
Wish me luck :scared: