Never .... goes down like a lead balloon in this house after 13 years :giggle:
When you have a tonne of cotton wool round your head and a winter duvet round your body and an egg cup over your privates :lol2: :lol2:
Oh id hide all knives, bats, pans, and heavy ornaments before you do as well :giggle:
around the same time as she can say no dear I'd rather watch Alan Titchmarsh furtle in someones bush!
If you had a really understanding partner they could always give you oral while you watch :twisted: