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I was thinking about this the other day.....

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Never .... goes down like a lead balloon in this house after 13 years :giggle:
Shortly before the end of said relationship - very shortly.
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But God help you if you make advances on her when James Martin is about to whip out his creme brulee.
When you have a tonne of cotton wool round your head and a winter duvet round your body and an egg cup over your privates :lol2: :lol2:
Oh id hide all knives, bats, pans, and heavy ornaments before you do as well :giggle:
There is the other option
Go gay with a fellow supporter biggrin!
around the same time as she can say no dear I'd rather watch Alan Titchmarsh furtle in someones bush!
If you had a really understanding partner they could always give you oral while you watch :twisted:
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around the same time as she can say no dear I'd rather watch Alan Titchmarsh furtle in someones bush!

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Quote by Hibernian
....and a post on another thread just reminded me of it.
At what point in a relationship do you tell your fairly new partner, as she makes advances upon you, that you are wantin to watch the footy?

Haven't you heard of Sky Plus?????
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Hibernian
....and a post on another thread just reminded me of it.
At what point in a relationship do you tell your fairly new partner, as she makes advances upon you, that you are wantin to watch the footy?

You don't, if ya want your precious to be safe!
Tho, I do like a man that likes to live dangerously! :giggle:
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....and a post on another thread just reminded me of it.
At what point in a relationship do you tell your fairly new partner, as she makes advances upon you, that you are wantin to watch the footy?

You don't, if ya want your precious to be safe!
Tho, I do like a man that likes to live dangerously! :giggle:
Uhuh.. and nothing worse than a man who does or says things only because he thinks you want to hear it confused
That's never been a problem for us, I've been known to give Jay a BJ whilst he's been watching the footie with a can in his hand!.. he said THAT was one to tell the lads! lol
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....and a post on another thread just reminded me of it.
At what point in a relationship do you tell your fairly new partner, as she makes advances upon you, that you are wantin to watch the footy?

You don't, if ya want your precious to be safe!
Tho, I do like a man that likes to live dangerously! :giggle:
Uhuh.. and nothing worse than a man who does or says things only because he thinks you want to hear it confused
Yeah been there done the exam! lol