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Number__1
Warming the Bed
I was lying in bed just last night after thinking about the thread ‘Daft question, but just for the fun of it..’. It did stimulate a healthy round of debate and serves to indicate to me that the members are keen to air views on a vast range of subjects if just asked.
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share confused: ?????
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by Number 1
I was lying in bed just last night after thinking about the thread ‘Daft question, but just for the fun of it..’. It did stimulate a healthy round of debate and serves to indicate to me that the members are keen to air views on a vast range of subjects if just asked.
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share confused: ?????

Yes. Your options are rather heterosexist in the main - what about those men and women that desire the same sex?
Number__1
Warming the Bed
Quote by bluexxx
I was lying in bed just last night after thinking about the thread ‘Daft question, but just for the fun of it..’. It did stimulate a healthy round of debate and serves to indicate to me that the members are keen to air views on a vast range of subjects if just asked.
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share confused: ?????

Sorry ...did not mean to be hetrosexist - where appropriate read what ever leaning you have.....we all have a preference and all are right for each one of us - no offence or discrimination meant - just a topic for discussion. Sorry :cry:
Yes. Your options are rather heterosexist in the main - what about those men and women that desire the same sex?
Unknown User
I'm definately a c**k man - Blue - how about your good self? wink
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm definately a c**k man - Blue - how about your good self? wink

Yep. Cock man here too. The rest of the body is irrelevant as long as it doesn't smell too badly lol lol lol lol lol lol
Unknown User
Damn - so we don't fit into a category... Number 1 - can we have a 'new' category for me and Blue please? (and anyone else that's brave enough to join us) wink
treasurechest
Warming the Bed
You have missed out the main criteria for men as for as I am concerned, - hair - long preferably!!
oh and a brain helps, though not absolutely essentail!!
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
what about those men and women that desire the same sex?

Oooooooooooooh! :P :P :P
Men: cock redface
Women: the whole package. :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by treasurechest
You have missed out the main criteria for men as for as I am concerned, - hair - long preferably!!
oh and a brain helps, though not absolutely essentail!!

banghead
Add in bald .... :cry:
Unknown User
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )
Unknown User
Quote by EagerSlut
what about those men and women that desire the same sex?

Oooooooooooooh! :P :P :P
Men: cock redface
Women: the whole package. :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:
Oh, goodie - Eager - you are in the box with me and Blue - at least for some of the time wink
Number__1
Warming the Bed
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )

Yes please lol !!
Unknown User
Quote by Number 1
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )

Yes please lol !!
And where are you??? Bloody Northern Ireland. I can't even find the end of my garden without getting lost lol
As for men, I like eyes (as long as they focus is sufficient), nice mouth (no flaking dry lips), smooth hands as I hate snags on my stockings and fluffy armpit hair redface Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.
Unknown User
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have a big one (mouth that is confused )

rolleyes lol
On a man, probably the whole package.
On a woman, whatever grabs my attention first biggrin
Number__1
Warming the Bed
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )

Yes please lol !!
And where are you??? Bloody Northern Ireland. I can't even find the end of my garden without getting lost lol
As for men, I like eyes (as long as they focus is sufficient), nice mouth (no flaking dry lips), smooth hands as I hate snags on my stockings and fluffy armpit hair redface Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.
Oh dear, how sad, tough luck (on the part of both of us - maybe we will meet up sometime soon - it will certainly be worth the wait), I will try to have a chat/meet with you on one of my next trips across the pond - if you fancy it!
Number__1
Warming the Bed
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )

Yes please lol !!
And where are you??? Bloody Northern Ireland. I can't even find the end of my garden without getting lost lol
As for men, I like eyes (as long as they focus is sufficient), nice mouth (no flaking dry lips), smooth hands as I hate snags on my stockings and fluffy armpit hair redface Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.
Oh dear, how sad, tough luck (on the part of both of us - maybe we will meet up sometime soon - it will certainly be worth the wait), I will try to have a chat/meet with you on one of my next trips across the pond - if you fancy it!
By the way I write/talk/listen for a living, so not much danger of frayed stockings from my smooth hands! wink
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by Maia
: Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.

I've heard of big, medium, small, cut & uncut but never freindly, do they come and shake your hand first :lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by Phoenix
: Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.

I've heard of big, medium, small, cut & uncut but never freindly, do they come and shake your hand first :lol2:
I'm more concerned about the snarly looking ones. Do they give you the evil eye Maia? :lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by Phoenix
I've heard of big, medium, small, cut & uncut but never freindly, do they come and shake your hand first :lol2:

Well surely that is the polite thing to do, isn't it? But I'm sure you know what I mean. Some willies just look like Yogi Bear and others look a bit unpredictable, like Tasmanian devil.....
Edited to say: I am leaving myself open to have the mick taken out of me now... biggrin off to eat marshmallow fluff..
Dewi, I'll sort you out later...
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I'm definately a c**k man - Blue - how about your good self? wink

Yep. Cock man here too. The rest of the body is irrelevant as long as it doesn't smell too badly lol lol lol lol lol lol
so a bit of a smells ok then? lol
for me i tend to be attracted to hair first on either sex biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
so a bit of a smells ok then? lol
for me i tend to be attracted to hair first on either sex biggrin

Is it just me or do some men's intimate bits smell like pencil shavings to you?
I like hair too, or a nicely shaved head that is lickable.
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by Maia
Is it just me or do some men's intimate bits smell like pencil shavings to you?
.

Wow. you do have some strange comparisons... Tasmainian Devil cocks that smell of pencil shavings. :shock:
Ohm, it's gonna be good asking you "did the earth move for you" lol
sexyluke
Warming the Bed
For me its the smile that does it! that moment when a woman looks you in the eyes and smiles, Heaven!!!
Mind you its a bit off putting when they laugh out loud!!!
Luke
xxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here lol lol The mouth and lips thing is given as I am Asian so I have big ones (lips that is confused )

I like a nice pair of nipples, and I'm quite partial to big lips