A packet of extra small condoms lol
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I went to the shops and bought
:aside:
I went into the all-night garage last night to get my card cloned, and whilst I was in there I noticed a range of gift-cards for sale; Next, Debanhams, you know the kind of thing. Little credit card shaped bits of plastic with a value to exchange in said store.
Suprisingly they had Woolworths
gift cards there. Not even at a reduced sale price! no bargains to be had there.
However, on checking my account this morning I discovered that I purchased £4000 worth of pay-as-you-go mobile 'phone minutes whilst there. For a phone in Nigeria. I'm quite the accidental philanthropist. Though what stamp collecting has to do with 'phones in Nigeria I have no idea.
lp
I went into the all-night garage last night to get my card cloned, and whilst I was in there I noticed a range of gift-cards for sale; Next, Debanhams, you know the kind of thing. Little credit card shaped bits of plastic with a value to exchange in said store.
Suprisingly they had Woolworths
gift cards there. Not even at a reduced sale price! no bargains to be had there.
However, on checking my account this morning I discovered that I purchased £4000 worth of pay-as-you-go mobile 'phone minutes whilst there. For a phone in Nigeria. I'm quite the accidental philanthropist. Though what stamp collecting has to do with 'phones in Nigeria I have no idea.
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
:aside:
I went into the all-night garage last night to get my card cloned, and whilst I was in there I noticed a range of gift-cards for sale; Next, Debanhams, you know the kind of thing. Little credit card shaped bits of plastic with a value to exchange in said store.
Suprisingly they had Woolworths
gift cards there. Not even at a reduced sale price! no bargains to be had there.
However, on checking my account this morning I discovered that I purchased £4000 worth of pay-as-you-go mobile 'phone minutes whilst there. For a phone in Nigeria. I'm quite the accidental philanthropist. Though what stamp collecting has to do with 'phones in Nigeria I have no idea.
lp
Those Woolies gift cards are going to be collector's items in 300 years! :thumbup:
: :?:I went to the shop today and on my way out a lady was talking to her dog.........she said "hello baby you missed mummy didn't you, yes you did, yes you did, yes you did" I wonder if the dog was thinking alright I heard you the first time, and how many other women are there in the world that have given birth to a dog.......... 
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I went to the shop today and on my way out a lady was talking to her dog.........she said "hello baby you missed mummy didn't you, yes you did, yes you did, yes you did" I wonder if the dog was thinking alright I heard you the first time, and how many other women are there in the world that have given birth to a dog..........
Hear, hear markz; I really hate that anthropomorphising of pets! Makes me shudder!
Any minute now when I get out of bed I'm going to the shops to buy The Sunday Times and some bagels.
Had a great time at that party last night, thank you for asking :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
I went to the shops yesterday and bought several new nail polishes - for a party next week (several colours to go with the several outfits currently being contemplated )
I didn't buy condoms or lube as I have ample stocks.
Neither did I buy bagels, although if there are any on offer I wouldn't say no...
... is lp clothed yet though? I wouldn't fancy being put off my breakfast
)I didn't buy condoms or lube as I have ample stocks.
Neither did I buy bagels, although if there are any on offer I wouldn't say no...
... is lp clothed yet though? I wouldn't fancy being put off my breakfast
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not sure if I'd call it 'dressed'... however, this bagel has found itsself logded.. yu know what I mean, and may hide my embaressment to a degree.... though I may be accused of being a quaint form of village summer solstice tradition.
Ye Olde Quoit of the Hills.
lp
For god's sake keep still lp; I'm going to try to get all these bagels on from a distance of 10 metres and then Nola and I are going to nibble them off again! :cool:
Sex God
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not sure if I'd call it 'dressed'... however, this bagel has found itsself logded.. yu know what I mean, and may hide my embaressment to a degree.... though I may be accused of being a quaint form of village summer solstice tradition.
Ye Olde Quoit of the Hills.
lp
For god's sake keep still lp; I'm going to try to get all these bagels on from a distance of 10 metres and then Nola and I are going to nibble them off again! :cool:
:rascal: Now that's my kinda Summer Fayre!
