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I Will Survive............Alternate Lyrics

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches lord I almost died,
but I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry,
I should have known it was bullsh1t, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you the prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive... hey hey.
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
when I saw your little wiener standing short and proud,
but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you the prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
lol 10 out of 10 or was it four!!!!
Quality lol
Absolutely brilliant !
I just wish I had a hen night planned so I could sing it on the charrabang to Blackpool !
Anyone want to marry me !!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think that you should write for the poetry corner...I prefer your version
Brilliant!!!!!!.......and as there was no one in the house I sang it instead of reading it.
*Les go's off to mend the shattered window panes* redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Had that sent to me by email a while back, but it still makes me laugh
T-J
Quote by Davejw
lol 10 out of 10 or was it four!!!!

you were close it was 1 out of 10 rolleyes :roll:
Love it! cool rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Minx x x