I worry about myself....

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
Something that quite frankly (knowing her well) doesn't suprise me

Now tell them about the great fire of Manchester the other night hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
and in about 60 mins time i'll give them the true version as i'm sure you'll blame it all on me kiss

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Are we twins?
And I though sheddy was bad.... how do the pair of you manage?!

i think we must be.....
and honestly i don't know how we manage but i can tell u there are some very comical moment while he's round here! :lol:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Something that quite frankly (knowing her well) doesn't suprise me

Now tell them about the great fire of Manchester the other night hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
and in about 60 mins time i'll give them the true version as i'm sure you'll blame it all on me kiss

oh oh!
:bolt:
line, thin, sheddy, treading......

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms...........it was only when i got back to my office that i looked down to see that i'd put one of my boots on (size 5) and one of my site managers (size 12) no wonder i was getting odd looks.....its looked as if one of my feet was twice as big as the other......
and to make it worse i then had to walk all the way back to retrieve my boots by which point lads had realised what i'd done and were all rolling round the office laughing at me! ops:

pk.... that's not a blonde moment, that's a white malteser moment rotflmao

that's meant in a nice way, they're nice as well kiss

lil xx

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Something that quite frankly (knowing her well) doesn't suprise me

Now tell them about the great fire of Manchester the other night hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
and in about 60 mins time i'll give them the true version as i'm sure you'll blame it all on me kiss

it was his fault.......
the other day sheddy turned up here just as i was tidying up......i was in just about to empty an ashtray (actually his special one) when he arrived........i was also cooking at the time....but had moved above mentioned ashtray onto the worktop by the bin ready to empty it (leaving another one on the coffee table).......so sheddy makes himself comfortable whilst i carry on cooking......
about 5 mins later i suddenly smell burning.......so i asked him if he could smell it too.....he can smell it too so i ask him what he did with the ciggerette he was just smoking..........he tells me he put it in the ashtray.......
so i look in the ashtray........no cig end there.......so i turn round to the kitchen to see smoke coming out of the cupboard where the bin is......
turns out rather that putting his cig out in the empty ashtray on the coffee table he'd put it into the one i'd moved so i could empty it and as he didn't put it out properly i'd promply put the whole lot into the bin which was now on fire....
so i think we can all agree that the fire incedent was sheddys fault not mine!

10 Jul 2006

Well we had a power cut Saturday night.
After I'd done the usual running round finding candles just to be prepared if it didn't come back on before it got dark, I turn to dammie and say
"Can I get you a drink?"
dammie "I'll have a cup of tea".
Cue him rolling around laughing as I'm flicking the button on the kettle wondering why the light isn't coming on redface

10 Jul 2006

Quote by lilnfil
pk.... that's not a blonde moment, that's a white malteser moment
that's meant in a nice way, they're nice as well
lil xx

aww thanks hun :kiss:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well we had a power cut Saturday night.

dont start me on powercuts..........last time i had one it turned out with me locked out of my flat with shampoo still in my hair........(long story) redface

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
Well we had a power cut Saturday night.

dont start me on powercuts..........last time i had one it turned out with me locked out of my flat with shampoo still in my hair........(long story) redface

grr start again, i just blondely deleted my next post!....

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
Well we had a power cut Saturday night.

dont start me on powercuts..........last time i had one it turned out with me locked out of my flat with shampoo still in my hair........(long story) redface

Ok, so last time I got locked out was when my key had somehow managed to snap in half.
Knowing Den wouldn't be back for a few hours, I decided to crack on and attempt a 'James Bond' with a coat hanger hook to get me in (found it in my car - my car has EVERYTHING in it!)
My plan was to stick it through the letter box and hook the yale lock....
Anyway, realising after a long attempt that i wasn't going to reach the lock, i decided the letter box needed to come off!
So out to my car, no screwdriver to be found, I found a knife and used that to take the letter box off!
Success! As I slid my arm in I realised I could get just a fingernails length from the lock and didn't need the coathanger....
Just a little bit further and a bit more jiggling, I was up to my armpit through the letter box and standing in a very contorted position.
One final finger flick and the door flew open -me still attatched!
The jerk made me slip, and then I got that sinking feeling as I realised my arm was stuck................
I wasn't panicking yet, but was wiggling away trying to free myself and getting a thousand splinters in the process....
It was at that point that I saw the lift on its way to my floor......
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was on my last wiggles as my new neighbours who are chinese and don't speak a word of English, came out of the lift to see me bright red, scraping my arm out the letter box covered in blood.
At this point, the cats we were babysitting had decided to run out the front door and down the stairwell.
So what do I do? Go running after them...........
Slamming front door behind me......................................................................................
:doh:

10 Jul 2006

Maz I suggest you eat your cornflakes before you go to bed tonight - will save time in the morning smile

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

Reminds me of a mod who turned upto a munch a week early rolleyes

:giggle:
Cx

10 Jul 2006

Quote by seasider
Maz I suggest you eat your cornflakes before you go to bed tonight - will save time in the morning

good plan Frank Gallagher!!!
:;)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
it was his fault.......
the other day sheddy turned up here just as i was tidying up......i was in just about to empty an ashtray (actually his special one) when he arrived........i was also cooking at the time....but had moved above mentioned ashtray onto the worktop by the bin ready to empty it (leaving another one on the coffee table).......so sheddy makes himself comfortable whilst i carry on cooking......
about 5 mins later i suddenly smell burning.......so i asked him if he could smell it too.....he can smell it too so i ask him what he did with the ciggerette he was just smoking..........he tells me he put it in the ashtray.......
so i look in the ashtray........no cig end there.......so i turn round to the kitchen to see smoke coming out of the cupboard where the bin is......
turns out rather that putting his cig out in the empty ashtray on the coffee table he'd put it into the one i'd moved so i could empty it and as he didn't put it out properly i'd promply put the whole lot into the bin which was now on fire....
so i think we can all agree that the fire incedent was sheddys fault not mine!

Now for the true version...................
I turn up at posh HQ but find no posh, so I wait in the car outside bearing in mind it apears it's written into the morgage agreement round here that you have to drive a black new Audi I stand out like a sore thumb in a red Ford 4x4 and being overlooked by balconys and windows with the purpose of being cool in mind I light up a fag. My better half promptely turns up so inside we go eager for my greeting I place my unfinished ciggie in the ashtray however I forgot that kate and the letters OCD go hand in hand she can move shoes and tidy things away from right in front of me with out me noticing.
So after said greeting I sit back with a drink having forgot about my cigarette for some reason :grin: My better half is busy in the kitchen when we both smell smoke she instantly asks me what i've done (remember my Frank Spencer syndrome) nothing is my reply, then it occurs to me about my discarded fag and I rush to the cuboard houseing the bin to be greeted by a wall of smoke :shock:
Posh runs around the flat shouting my bins on fire, my bins on fire rolleyes

I remove the fist sized bag of rubbish dowse under a tap and panic over biggrin

To stop the place smelling of burnt paper I then rebag it and take it outside to the bin and place it in said bin strangely enough next to a burnt grill pan with bits of the plastic handle melted to it............now I won't tell you what flat the grill pan came from but i'm sure you can guess lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So as you can tell the lady is jinxed so how can blame be placed at my feet wink

Balls wrong account .............. sheddy redface

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
So as you can tell the lady is jinxed so how can blame be placed at my feet
Balls wrong account .............. sheddy

we believe ya Sheddy .... thousands wouldn't !!!! rolleyes

Cx

10 Jul 2006

One of the first few days after passing my car test i went to work in my car and came home on the bus. Woke up net morning where's me car gone. It then sudenly dawned on me what i'd done. Your the first people who i've ever told this so dont let on lol

10 Jul 2006

Now your really scaring me Goose, i've done it twice
(are you sure it's not a Midlands thing?)
have also spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car with the fob and key, only to realise it wasn't my car cos i'm parked on the next level redface

10 Jul 2006

meaty and goose
the stanley and ollie of SH rolleyes

11 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms.

See this little chap here >>>> bolt

Well one of the things that has had me in stitches of late is watching PK trying to compose a post one night and wanting to use him :bolt:
Now we all know how and where to find him in the emoticons menu and I was impressed when she located the desired :bolt: with ease :bolt:
However I and I can only guess others that click on him instead of typing the command simply click on the location of the icon, simple eh? :bolt:
Oh no not for the blonde one!!! Imagine my joy and hillarity as I watch a slightly tipsy PK try to chase the :bolt: emoticon across the screen with the cursor and never being able to catch him :bolt: after many attempts and me creasing with laughter she gives up on her task to catch the rogue :bolt:
I ended up inserting him in to the post for her lol

:lol:
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt:

11 Jul 2006

<<<<<<<<<<< Passes shoddy the latest in body armour, a one way ticket to the Peruvian Highlands, and an escape and evasion kit. wave

poor ole shoddy may he R.I.P. ................. or at least learn the Peruvian lifestyle PDQ rotflmao

11 Jul 2006

have you got a Peru fetish, that 2 days running you've mentioned it :shock:

12 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
have you got a Peru fetish, that 2 days running you've mentioned it :shock:

I think it's the poncho look rolleyes

12 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Now your really scaring me Goose, i've done it twice
(are you sure it's not a Midlands thing?)
have also spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car with the fob and key, only to realise it wasn't my car cos i'm parked on the next level

Done that

Also did the same caper the first time i went to school on my bike.
As in left it there all night.
Also rode home on someone elses. (we both had silver grifters :lol: )
I have a work colleague who sraped the frost of someone elses car befor realising his was in the next space also a cavalier. :lol:

12 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
meaty and goose
the stanley and ollie of SH

:laughabove:

12 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms.

See this little chap here >>>> bolt

Well one of the things that has had me in stitches of late is watching PK trying to compose a post one night and wanting to use him :bolt:
Now we all know how and where to find him in the emoticons menu and I was impressed when she located the desired :bolt: with ease :bolt:
However I and I can only guess others that click on him instead of typing the command simply click on the location of the icon, simple eh? :bolt:
Oh no not for the blonde one!!! Imagine my joy and hillarity as I watch a slightly tipsy PK try to chase the :bolt: emoticon across the screen with the cursor and never being able to catch him :bolt: after many attempts and me creasing with laughter she gives up on her task to catch the rogue :bolt:
I ended up inserting him in to the post for her lol

:lol:
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: fantastic!!

12 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
meaty and goose
the stanley and ollie of SH

:laughabove:
but which one is which?

12 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
meaty and goose
the stanley and ollie of SH

:laughabove:
but which one is which?
Can i be stan lol

12 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Oh no not for the blonde one!!! Imagine my joy and hillarity as I watch a slightly tipsy PK try to chase the emoticon across the screen with the cursor and never being able to catch him :bolt: after many attempts and me creasing with laughter she gives up on her task to catch the rogue :bolt:
I ended up inserting him in to the post for her :lol:
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt::bolt: :bolt: :bolt:

Err.....I've done that too redface

ops: :oops:
Les x

12 Jul 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
<<<<<<<<<<< Passes shoddy the latest in body armour, a one way ticket to the Peruvian Highlands, and an escape and evasion kit.
poor ole shoddy may he R.I.P. ................. or at least learn the Peruvian lifestyle PDQ

:lol: :lol: In the subject of fair play (and to redeam myself wink

) I shall recount this tale of my stupidity from last night redface

We were sat here side by side with me wearing no shirt :rascal: and as I was engrossed in something TV or laptop I can't remember (i'm an awfull daydreamer) PK was lovingly and genetly stroking my shoulder and had been for some time, so I turns my head and kisses the point of my shoulder where her hand was biggrin

To see her give me a strange look and burst out laughing confused

It turns out she had stopped her caressing a while ago and had just witnessed me turn and kiss my own muscles in a typical macho flex and kiss biceps kind of way surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
There that should put things back on an even keel :wink:
Well in her eyes at least, but i'm sure you'll agree it's not as bad as this chap bolt

:lol:

12 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
meaty and goose
the stanley and ollie of SH

Perfect timing for a new sig methinks innocent