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i would like to be a mod! ...........what ya think???

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Quote by SurreyBloke
Does this mean you will take to riding a Vespa with a million mirrors, whilst donning a parka??

Talking of which, Anyone know if Quadrophenia available on DVD? cool 8-)
Quote by Debbiewebs
OK OK OK i here ya laughing! lol :lol: :lol:
But i do :shock: .......................just wished i could spell and all that! redface surprisedops:
some peeps at the notts Munch.............. asked me if i would be! :shock: :eeek:
So i am asking you now what ya think??
come on come on!.......i can take it! :sparring: i no how a lot of of you are going to piss your selfs!................and i am to!............but i am thinking of it! rolleyes :bounce:
Debs xxxxxxxxxxx passionkiss
ps can i have a 2week trial please :roll: :roll: its just the thought of whipping all your arses that does it
Debbie lets you and I start an "Alternative Mods" group.
1) You do not have to put up with people calling you a Fuckwit every day for something THEY did.
2) You can say what you want (See flounce thread) when you really have an opinion on the matter.
3) You can say "Fuck OFF!" to people you really want to say "Fuck off!" to.
4) You'll get no emails and PMs .
5) People will look upon you as a pain in the arse.
6) You can't ban sad
7) Being an alternative Mod requires little or no comprehension of basic maths.
8) The mods PM you and tell you to shut up! :( But you can ignore them cool
OK, bad idea! :(
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Debbiewebs .. yer mad...but just in case you do get to be a mod one day with all them shiny buttons and the big red plunger for sending us all into posting oblivion, I suppose I better get this in quick...........
flipa :flipa: :thrilled: :thrilled: :flipa: :flipa: :thrilled: :thrilled: :giggle:
bloody luv ya!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by KitKat
Debbie lets you and I start an "Alternative Mods" group.
1) You do not have to put up with people calling you a Fuckwit every day for something THEY did.
2) You can say what (See flounce thread) when you really have an opinion on the matter.
3) You can say "Fuck OFF!" people you really want to say "Fuck off!" to.
4) You'll get no emails and PMs .
5) People will look upon you as a pain in the arse.
6) You can't ban sad
7) Being an alternative Mod requires little or no comprehension of basic maths.
8) The mods PM you and tell you to shut up! :( But you can ignore them cool

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
9) you have to calm down mods that are in a complete flap, with hair dye practically dried onto their head cos no time to wash it off confused
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Does this mean you will take to riding a Vespa with a million mirrors, whilst donning a parka?? lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: G.H.T you beat me to it
Quote by hornyred and dino
Does this mean you will take to riding a Vespa with a million mirrors, whilst donning a parka?? lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: G.H.T you beat me to it but go for it debs xxx
bloody hell!..............some one told me its not April the 1st! :doh:

right thats it back into me box
redface surprisedops: :oops:
I think Debs only wants to be a Mod because she has heard leakedinformation about the secret Mod initiation ceremony involving the Black Dalek, a lunging whip and a pool of raspberry jelly!!!!
Quote by celticq
I think Debs only wants to be a Mod because she has heard leakedinformation about the secret Mod initiation ceremony involving the Black Dalek, a lunging whip and a pool of raspberry jelly!!!!

i am not commenting as i am in me box :gagged: or should i say in a muffeld voice !!! (shoot how do you do a muffled vouce! dunno :shock: confused :? )
errr muffel muffel errr muffel muffel muffel!........errr muffel muffel and muffel! ooooooooooooo and muffel!
No, that's just the first game at Satins party!!!!! lol
Mal
cool
Or can we just start on grammer?

lol...you might want to check your spelling first (just a thought)
I Think you will make a great Mod hunni go for it

must build a stronger box..........must....must.....
Quote by mal609
No, that's just the first game at Satins party!!!!! lol
Mal
cool

Bugger Bugger Bugger - I knew I should have put my name down.
Don't do it hunny, save your sanity, save your normal account, you gotta be mad to mod (I've met a few)
P.S. to all lovely mods, that was a joke, honest, you all mad in a good way and you knows it...
YAY YOU GO GIRL smile
Quote by davej
must build a stronger box..........must....must.....

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: make sure theres loads of wine in there............ and swingers! wink :wink: will ya Dave j! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
sorry :doh: had to be let out for a mo!......to transfer into dave js box! lol
Quote by Debbiewebs

must build a stronger box..........must....must.....

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: make sure theres loads of wine in there............ and swingers! wink :wink: will ya Dave j! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
sorry :doh: had to be let out for a mo!......to transfer into dave js box! lol
.............davej nips down to Tesco for a crate of wine, some food and some Anusol cream so that he and Debbs can get pissed have lunch and not suffer for it........
*tsk* Is that how ot works? You demand it and it happens?
Sheesh.
I therefore demand to be:
thinner
younger
healthier
the owner of several more motorcycles
HOLD ON HOLD ON - SSSHH!
I'VE GOT ANOTHER POEM COMING AGAIN:
THE MOD
People thought it rather odd
When Debbiewebs asked to be Mod
But it wasn't like she was asking to be God
She just wanted to be a Mod
- I KNOW,I KNOW - ITS A GIFT - YOU'VE EITHER GOT IT OR YOU HAVEN'T. wink
You'd be a great mod debbiewebs, however, I'd really have to insist on a regular arse-whipping from you, even if I didn't deserve it wink
Its too late for me to think of a response to Flirty Fruitcake's poem (and i'm embarrassed to admit that I did try), either that or my brain has turned to jelly again cos of the wine.
SA
XXX
Spirited Away - like I said - my gift for poetry - its either there in you or it isn't.
I have another:
WHAT IS A MOD
What is a Mod?
A Mod is a person who keeps an eye on things
They make sure this Swinging site really swings
If people get abusive to other people on here
They quickly lock the thread before it all ends in tears
If you're daft enough to put up the post munch party hotel address
They quickly blank it out before its seen by the press
They spend hours keeping an eye on the conduct of the forum
So keep your posts nice and interesting or else you'll flucking bore 'em
Debs I say.
Why not go for it, it's not like you do anything else during the day.
Is it??
bolt
Well the news is
wait for it
here we go


i am not going to become a mod

right you can put your flags down now :giggle:
.have been chatting to some and boy!! do they work hard!!!!!!!................ ........but it would meen if i was to become one i wouldn't t get me fixes of laughter from you guys so often sad :(
so i truly declare myself unmoded
but can i be a assistant mod please
OK OK i will get back in to me box! bolt
oo before i get in there........just like to say to you all your all stars
love you all
Debss passionkiss
Ok, lets put you through your paces then.
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well first of all they will be baned for mentioning money!
shame really as i would of sent them pic of me :giggle: corrrrrrrr sillyhwoar:
I think our Debbiewebs should do the mod thing because:
Her spelling's so bad she won't know what we're saying,
so we can say whatever we like and get away with it. ;)
Would she please get a sex change first though,
all this female domination is a bit too kinky for me. rotflmao
Ban Pitt for mentioning money would you?! Here`s the reply.
U r mingur I dint wan2 shag u ne way just cus ur a mod u think u can do ne fing UR so clicky u n the rest of the SH gestappoo.

Venusxxx