Myself !!!!!
Hello to everyone at Heaven Swingers, I thought I would drop a line in here to say Hi to everyone and let you in to a little of what makes me tick :twisted:
I'm 32 and live in Ipswich, single, work full time and love meeting / chatting to people, down to earth and a bit of a perv with a dry sence of humour. I have been in the chat room a few times but seem to hit a brick wall with most chatters straight off, I'm not being rude or pvt anyone without permission so I hope this will help introduce me to all of you.
I am new to the site and all it can bring although I am an honest guy, very descreet and clean, 5ft 9 tall, 44 chest, 34 waist. Shaved head and trimed eveywhere else. I'm straight, have tried a man but its not my thing.
The site and people intrigue me, I'm not looking for anything to serious, fun and frolics although I'm not 1 for sleeping with anyone, I have a great deal of respect for myself and others, being polite and respectful costs nothing.........................
I hope this little insite will break the ice and go some way to making friends on here.
Best wishes for Christmas and New Year.
Andy (HandyAndy1973)
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Sex God
:welcome: from us and yes a nice intro........... enjoy
Nice intro HandyAndy1973.
I once went for a job as a Handy Man.
The guy asked me if I could lay bricks.
"No"
Could I plaster ?
"No"
Could I do joinery ?
"No"
Paint ?
"No"
Electrics ?
"No"
Plumbing ?
"No"
So what the fuck's so Handy about you??????
"I live just round the corner" :shock: boomboom
Welcome to the asylum ! ! ! !
I once went for a job as a Handy Man.
The guy asked me if I could lay bricks.
"No"
Could I plaster ?
"No"
Could I do joinery ?
"No"
Paint ?
"No"
Electrics ?
"No"
Plumbing ?
"No"
So what the fuck's so Handy about you??????
"I live just round the corner" :shock: boomboom
Welcome to the asylum ! ! ! !
Sex God
I take it you had a busy weekend dammie 
Well with an intro like that, it is hard to ignore. :welcome: to the site, grab a :cheers: and join the fun mate.
Wether you stay long or leave soon have a great time. As for the Chat Room, Its like a Drs waiting room. They will wait for you to speak
but it is a grate room to visit at times.
Like I said = Have fun. Hope you get a nice suprise soooooon ,
Cheers and beers from :-
phredd = the resident loon.
Wether you stay long or leave soon have a great time. As for the Chat Room, Its like a Drs waiting room. They will wait for you to speak
but it is a grate room to visit at times.Like I said = Have fun. Hope you get a nice suprise soooooon ,
Cheers and beers from :-
phredd = the resident loon.
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Nice intro HandyAndy1973.
I once went for a job as a Handy Man.
The guy asked me if I could lay bricks.
"No"
Could I plaster ?
"No"
Could I do joinery ?
"No"
Paint ?
"No"
Electrics ?
"No"
Plumbing ?
"No"
So what the fuck's so Handy about you ??????
"I live just round the corner" :shock: boomboom
Welcome to the asylum ! ! ! !
Not very handy with your hands then == No wonder the women like you as a fumbler.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Not very handy with your hands then == No wonder the women like you as a fumbler.
I dare not tell you the how HLB aswered when asked if she why I kept my fumb nail trimmed short :shock: :twisted:
Jump striaght in Andy, the water's fine and the sharks only nibble. You'll be safe enough provided your not a firefighter or rugby player
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
You'll be safe enough provided your not a firefighter or rugby player
SSSSHHHHHHHH :gagged:
Shut it Dammie :twisted:
Quote by HandyAndy1973
Hey Dambuster, I havent played Rugby in years but used to while serving in the Army, should I be scared ? He He He
Who did not
Murder Ball and Blowing up Dams he was good at. Rugby I am not so sure about, I thought he would have played a "Mans" game like Socker or Snooker . ??
phredd =
and hides behind the corner post. Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Hey Dambuster, I havent played Rugby in years but used to while serving in the Army, should I be scared ? He He He
Who did not
Murder Ball and Blowing up Dams he was good at. Rugby I am not so sure about, I thought he would have played a "Mans" game like Socker or Snooker . ??
phredd =
and hides behind the corner post.Oh Fred ! ! You've really let me down now.
I thought everbody knew - I don't do ball games, unless it involves the rumpity pumpity and me
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Hey Dambuster, I havent played Rugby in years but used to while serving in the Army, should I be scared ? He He He
If you still have the thighs, and/or can still get into your old uniform - run like fLuck now while you've still a chance
OI
:x :x Dammie, do me a favour and go play in another thread :shock: What are you playing at, what will you achieve
Why are you warning all the ex soldiers/fireman & rugby men ?
On your way now dammie
Quote by HornyRed
Hey Dambuster, I havent played Rugby in years but used to while serving in the Army, should I be scared ? He He He
If you still have the thighs, and/or can still get into your old uniform - run like fLuck now while you've still a chance
OI
:x :x Dammie, do me a favour and go play in another thread :shock: What are you playing at, what will you achieve
Why are you warning all the ex soldiers/fireman & rugby men ?
On your way now dammie
Selfishness and jealousy 
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Warming the Bed
hello and welcome, have fun enjoy life and i hope you find what you are looking for!
Luke
Luke
Sex God
Hi Andy, great intro 
I'm sure you'll have fun here, whether it leads to the bedroom (or whichever room you fancy) or not ;)
:welcome:
I'm sure you'll have fun here, whether it leads to the bedroom (or whichever room you fancy) or not ;):welcome:
Orgasminator
Hiya Andy. Nice intro!
I saw you in the chatroom earlier....I'll make sure I speak to you next time!
Have fun.
I saw you in the chatroom earlier....I'll make sure I speak to you next time!
Have fun.
Dammie thats was bloody awfull pic aint much better why have yougone all blurry
opps soz hiyaaaa HandyAndy1973
welcome great post its people like you that make the other newbies look stupid ops did i say stupid ment like idots ya know im only kidding folks
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
if newies relise like handyandy its not a quick shag site they will get on ok in here
opps soz hiyaaaa HandyAndy1973
welcome great post its people like you that make the other newbies look stupid ops did i say stupid ment like idots ya know im only kidding folks
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
if newies relise like handyandy its not a quick shag site they will get on ok in here
Quote by single_tulip
hmmm.
i posted on this thread and now it has dissapeared...
i dont like this new site :-( i want the old one back! :cry:
There, there ..... :therethere: :rascal: Me too, tulip...oh well...
Hi Handy, Ive seen ya around on chat..hope I spoke to ya....(My memory is getting worse....lol)
