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Ice Pie needs urgent help

Quote by Ice Pie
Oh yes, the fillets. The exfoliating, DNA sampling chicken slices. Only you could have got such a sadistic idea from such an unfortunate event. You are a truly evil and bizarre person. :twisted:
passionkiss

who me
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MrsGHC can get sparkling type nail varnish, what colour do you think???????
Quote by Sarah
MrsGHC can get sparkling type nail varnish, what colour do you think???????

ooowww i think a nice bright red would look good :twisted:
News Flash
I've jjust been told by Gerri Pie that the waxing is not hurting nearly as much as 'she' thought it would................
Girls are you 'sure' you are going it right?? :twisted:
Tjandchris, yes red nail varnish is good, match with the red boots...........
Quote by Sarah
News Flash
I've jjust been told by Gerri Pie that the waxing is not hurting nearly as much as 'she' thought it would................
Girls are you 'sure' you are going it right?? :twisted:
Tjandchris, yes red nail varnish is good, match with the red boots...........

dunno we've only put the wax on sarah, we haven't ripped it off yet :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by kazswallows
News Flash
I've jjust been told by Gerri Pie that the waxing is not hurting nearly as much as 'she' thought it would................
Girls are you 'sure' you are going it right?? :twisted:
Tjandchris, yes red nail varnish is good, match with the red boots...........

dunno we've only put the wax on sarah, we haven't ripped it off yet :twisted: :twisted:
rushes off to find ear plugs
For total acuracy can someone check if he can sing - if he can, then make his undercrackers too tight, so his singing is too knackered
LOL
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please! worship
:evil2:
Quote by Libra+Love
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please! worship
:evil2:

Oh, you people think you're so scarey don't you? You think I'm really intimidated don't you? You think I'm gonna run and hide don't you? Well I got news for you. I'm.... errrrr.... I'm.....
bolt
Quote by Ice Pie
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please! worship
:evil2:

Oh, you people think you're so scarey don't you? You think I'm really intimidated don't you? You think I'm gonna run and hide don't you? Well I got news for you. I'm.... errrrr.... I'm.....
bolt
You can hide behind me Ice smile
Quote by tallnhairy
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please! worship
:evil2:

Oh, you people think you're so scarey don't you? You think I'm really intimidated don't you? You think I'm gonna run and hide don't you? Well I got news for you. I'm.... errrrr.... I'm.....
bolt
You can hide behind me Ice smile Oooh, you want to be 'Tall n NOThairy' ?????? :twisted: :twisted:
Kaz - another victim here. Can I have the left side this time wink
Quote by tallnnotgonnabehairymuchlonger
You can hide behind me Ice smile

I'm grateful for the support, but I have to tell you, you have just blundered into a whole heap of trouble. These people are evil! Evil I tell you!
Quote by Kit
Oooh, you want to be 'Tall n NOT hairy' ?????? :twisted: :twisted:
Kaz - another victim here. Can I have the left side this time wink

Vix where are you when I need you, they threatening to make me not hairy!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
You can hide behind me Ice smile

I'm grateful for the support, but I have to tell you, you have just blundered into a whole heap of trouble. These people are evil! Evil I tell you!
Its OK Ice, I can defend myself, well not tonight as after Aikido I can hardly move... but normally :) Always win tickle fights, much to Mrs TnH annoyance :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairy
Its OK Ice, I can defend myself, well not tonight as after Aikido I can hardly move... but normally smile Always win tickle fights, much to Mrs TnH annoyance :twisted:

Tickle fights? Listen mate, I know what the sisters of Satan have in mind and I'm pretty feckin sure it doesn't tickle! :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
Its OK Ice, I can defend myself, well not tonight as after Aikido I can hardly move... but normally smile Always win tickle fights, much to Mrs TnH annoyance :twisted:

Tickle fights? Listen mate, I know what the sisters of Satan have in mind and I'm pretty feckin sure it doesn't tickle! :shock:
Yet to see the woman you cant bring to their knees (in self defence of course) with a well placed defensive tickle ;) Had one trying to tickle me tonight when she couldn't throw me... works both ways :twisted:
Dare you to try Tall n NOT hairy :twisted:
Quote by tallnsoontobebaldallover
Yet to see the woman you cant bring to their knees (in self defence of course) with a well placed defensive tickle ;) Had one trying to tickle me tonight when she couldn't throw me... works both ways :twisted:

How many hands have you got? Multiply that number by ONE and that's how many you can fend off with a tickle. Multiply it by THREE and that's how many of these rampaging haridans of Hades you have to contend with.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Quote by Kit
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please! worship
:evil2:

Oh, you people think you're so scarey don't you? You think I'm really intimidated don't you? You think I'm gonna run and hide don't you? Well I got news for you. I'm.... errrrr.... I'm.....
bolt
You can hide behind me Ice smile Oooh, you want to be 'Tall n NOThairy' ?????? :twisted: :twisted:
Kaz - another victim here. Can I have the left side this time wink
<<<<<<<<<< strolls into the forum room this morning bleary eyed to find another victum.
Kit, left side is yours :twisted: :twisted:
The wax is on the cooker heating up, just waiting for it to boil then we can get back down to business when i return from college.
oooooo you so gonna regret offering assistance TallnNOThairy.
As for you ice i'm gonna pull the wax strips the wrong way for calling me evil :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oohh,
rushes off to find even more ear plugs..........
But I'm sure the results will be worth it!! :twisted:
Give me something to do.
Considering it's the ice man I want blood on my hands! wink :mrgreen:
:thrilled:
i have got 4 sets of handcuffs and 3 whips to keep em there whilst being wax you can help me libra hun, tell ya what kaz lets all put a wax strip on at the same time and pull it off in the wrong direction ..... hope you got those ear plugs sarah
All I said was "Can I come as Ginger Ice?"
I want my mum. :cry:
Ice,
whats the avatar pic? ive seen the face before but nothing is coming to mind...
Nic
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Quote by Nicola&Alan
Ice,
whats the avatar pic?

The clue is in the name. (You need to say it out loud) ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice,
whats the avatar pic?

The clue is in the name. (You need to say it out loud) ;)
come on... im pretty dippy today... i say it out loud and get eye spy, but that doesnt help me figure out where the character is from
Quote by tjandchris
i have got 4 sets of handcuffs and 3 whips to keep em there whilst being wax you can help me libra hun, tell ya what kaz lets all put a wax strip on at the same time and pull it off in the wrong direction ..... hope you got those ear plugs sarah

I've got another pair of handcuffs and a couple of whips if you need them :twisted: :twisted:
get ready with the ear plugs......................
1.......................2.............................
Ahhh, x magician I can pick handcuffs :P
Don't worry Ice I have the ultimate weapon (not my lightsabre) in Mrs TnH... she will defend us, or get in the way long enough for us to beat a manly strategic withdrawl...
Quote by tallnhairy
Ahhh, x magician I can pick handcuffs :P
Don't worry Ice I have the ultimate weapon (not my lightsabre) in Mrs TnH... she will defend us, or get in the way long enough for us to beat a manly strategic withdrawl...

heaysy
if all else fails hide behind me and ill hide behind crystal .. we allready wax the most painful bits so aslong as the ladies dont realise it ill just scream to make them think im hurting to give u both time to retreet
matt