Then which way would it go??
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What about people who dont have a toilet roll holder, and put the roll on the system top or on the roll..............
Then which way would it go??
Then which way would it go??
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Sex God
Quote by Sarah
What about people who dont have a toilet roll holder, and put the roll on the system top or on the roll..............
Then which way would it go??
wipe my arse on their towels they clearly don't care.
The only 1 thing i Must do is put my motorbike gloves on left first then right!
doesn't matter about boots or my leathers, just have to put my left glove on first.
And it isn't a luck superstition thing cos it Def ain't helped in past, just summat i gotta do, i even feel wierd if i pick right hand glove up 1st!
There again, at least my arse gets wiped in the toilet!!
:P
gloves is andy's handy andy!
doesn't matter about boots or my leathers, just have to put my left glove on first.
And it isn't a luck superstition thing cos it Def ain't helped in past, just summat i gotta do, i even feel wierd if i pick right hand glove up 1st!
There again, at least my arse gets wiped in the toilet!!
:P
gloves is andy's handy andy!
Quote by Dlep
I hate tomatoes and love soup
Yep, and I even like tomato puree but not tomatoes
Quote by Dlep
I hate fresh fruit, but I can drink the juice (pineapple etc )
Oooh me too!
Quote by dambuster
The bit that hangs just has to be closest to the wall.
Noooooo!!! Other way round :roll:
Quote by splendid33
Tea towels have to be folded and ironed length ways. :shock:
You iron tea towels??!!!!
I can't touch sponges, raw chicken or bananas not in their skins
I can't pull the hair out the plughole :eeek:
I like to have my tea out of certain mugs depending on how I feel each day :lol: and latte's out of one tall type of mug only!
I think there are loads more but I'm not going to make myself sound any weirder than I've done already!
ops: :lol: Fee
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Sex God
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I can't pull the hair out the plughole :eeek:
i have no choice....it's the only way i can get the water to go away.
i'm surprised mrs c ain't bald the amount of hair i remove from the sink.....
I can't pull the hair out the plughole :eeek:
i have no choice....it's the only way i can get the water to go away.
i'm surprised mrs c ain't bald the amount of hair i remove from the sink.....
Sex God
when i'm in the shower if i wash my body before i wash my hair,i have to wash my body again after rinsing my hair....(mrs cream).... :giggle:
Well, I'm totally normal and have absolutely no weird foibles. At all. 
Chris, on the other hand...
Towels and teatowels have to be folded with no edges showing.
Shirts, trousers and jumpers get folded around the chessboard so they're perfect squares before going on the shelf.
Socks don't get rolled up in pairs, they get folded and then one half pulled down over the other, so they stack better in the drawer.
Text messages don't stay in the Inbox, they get filed into folders by sender. People who text him lots have different folders for different months.
Shampoo and conditioner bottles cannot be left open, and if he finds any that have been left open and got clogged up, he takes them apart and unclogs them.
:inlove:
Chris, on the other hand...
Towels and teatowels have to be folded with no edges showing.
Shirts, trousers and jumpers get folded around the chessboard so they're perfect squares before going on the shelf.
Socks don't get rolled up in pairs, they get folded and then one half pulled down over the other, so they stack better in the drawer.
Text messages don't stay in the Inbox, they get filed into folders by sender. People who text him lots have different folders for different months.
Shampoo and conditioner bottles cannot be left open, and if he finds any that have been left open and got clogged up, he takes them apart and unclogs them.
:inlove:
I check that the front door is locked half a dozen times an evening.
All plug sockets have to be turned off at the wall before I go to bed, unless it’s supplying a charger that is actually charging something, I which case that’s OK. If I can’t get to sleep I do a recce around the house and often find a socket switched on. Probably coincidence!
I have to have a glass of water by the bed.
I have my alarm clock on it’s side, so that it’s easy to read the time without lifting the head from the pillow.
Can’t stand the greasy texture of butter and margarine, so I have my sarnies “dryâ€.
Veg cooked for so long it can be mashed against the roof of the mouth with the tongue makes me feel sick, and I've been known to heave as a sprout disolves in my mouth.
Car keys left pocket, house keys right pocket.
Seafood. Can’t touch it. Probably from when as a young kid I recall being as sick as a dog after a Sunday tea of winkles, prawns, etc.
All plug sockets have to be turned off at the wall before I go to bed, unless it’s supplying a charger that is actually charging something, I which case that’s OK. If I can’t get to sleep I do a recce around the house and often find a socket switched on. Probably coincidence!
I have to have a glass of water by the bed.
I have my alarm clock on it’s side, so that it’s easy to read the time without lifting the head from the pillow.
Can’t stand the greasy texture of butter and margarine, so I have my sarnies “dryâ€.
Veg cooked for so long it can be mashed against the roof of the mouth with the tongue makes me feel sick, and I've been known to heave as a sprout disolves in my mouth.
Car keys left pocket, house keys right pocket.
Seafood. Can’t touch it. Probably from when as a young kid I recall being as sick as a dog after a Sunday tea of winkles, prawns, etc.
Sex God
Quote by makingcocoa
Well, I'm totally normal and have absolutely no weird foibles. At all.
Chris, on the other hand...
Towels and teatowels have to be folded with no edges showing.
Shirts, trousers and jumpers get folded around the chessboard so they're perfect squares before going on the shelf.
Socks don't get rolled up in pairs, they get folded and then one half pulled down over the other, so they stack better in the drawer.
Text messages don't stay in the Inbox, they get filed into folders by sender. People who text him lots have different folders for different months.
Shampoo and conditioner bottles cannot be left open, and if he finds any that have been left open and got clogged up, he takes them apart and unclogs them.
:inlove:
Shall we ask Admin to change your name to Mrs. Loon :loon:
bloody hell where do i start
i have to do everything 4 times and on both sides for example, if i wiggle one foot four times i have to do the other one just to make it even.
i have to have all of my tins with the labels facing forward and all in rows of the same things
all of my dvd's and cd's are in a particular place or order, in categories, (used to have all my vinyl numbered and indexed until i got puppies and they ate it)
i cant have beetroot on a plate with anything else cos it dyes it purple
i eat in sections, ie on a sunday dinner i would eat mash, then carrotts then something else cant mix them
i have to walk on the left hand side of people cant walk on the right
god i had best shut up now before people think i am a nutter :shock:
Earthy xx
i have to do everything 4 times and on both sides for example, if i wiggle one foot four times i have to do the other one just to make it even.
i have to have all of my tins with the labels facing forward and all in rows of the same things
all of my dvd's and cd's are in a particular place or order, in categories, (used to have all my vinyl numbered and indexed until i got puppies and they ate it)
i cant have beetroot on a plate with anything else cos it dyes it purple
i eat in sections, ie on a sunday dinner i would eat mash, then carrotts then something else cant mix them
i have to walk on the left hand side of people cant walk on the right
god i had best shut up now before people think i am a nutter :shock:
Earthy xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can't touch cotton wool
or prawns :giggle:
When I use the last of bubble bath, washing up liquid, fabric softener or shampoo I have to add some water to make sure I get the very last drops. The thought of wasting any makes me shudder :shock: I think it comes from my Nan who, especially after the war years, wouldn't waste a thing and she even used to boil the chicken carcas to make soup for another day
Or maybe I'm just a tight arse :giggle:
The basis of a good soup is a good stock, a chicken carcase and some vegetables is a darn good start. :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
I think there are loads more but I'm not going to make myself sound any weirder than I've done already!
Fee
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You'll never sound weird to me :inlove:
ops: :giggle:
Of course she sounds weird, She's Scottish
(do you think i'll survive the beating she's gonna give me?)
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think there are loads more but I'm not going to make myself sound any weirder than I've done already!
Fee
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You'll never sound weird to me :inlove:
ops: :giggle:
Of course she sounds weird, She's Scottish
(do you think i'll survive the beating she's gonna give me?)
I doubt it....:lol:
I cannot and I mean ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY cannot touch polystyrene (spellcheck please ).
I have to eat each item on food on my plate in order of least liked to most liked.
When done eating the silverware has to go in the centre of the plate side by side.
Can't go to sleep if the bathroom door is open.
My feet have to be uncovered ( even when it's freezing ) for me to be able to sleep.
Yep, I'm pretty damn normal.
I have to eat each item on food on my plate in order of least liked to most liked.
When done eating the silverware has to go in the centre of the plate side by side.
Can't go to sleep if the bathroom door is open.
My feet have to be uncovered ( even when it's freezing ) for me to be able to sleep.
Yep, I'm pretty damn normal.
Quote by earthchild
for example, if i wiggle one foot four times i have to do the other one just to make it even.
i have to have all of my tins with the labels facing forward and all in rows of the same things
i eat in sections, ie on a sunday dinner i would eat mash, then carrotts then something else cant mix them
god i had best shut up now before people think i am a nutter :shock:
Earthy xx
You are but you're not alone :giggle:
The more I read, the more I'm agreeing with :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
What about people who dont have a toilet roll holder, and put the roll on the system top or on the roll..............
Then which way would it go??
wipe my arse on their towels they clearly don't care.
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::notes: note to self remember NOT to invite davej to house :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Of course she sounds weird, She's Scottish
(do you think i'll survive the beating she's gonna give me?)
You are not going to have any meat left 2 please people with after that comment mister!
(sits back and waits on mr Nomeat2pleaseu trying to get back in my good books :grin
Fee
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Volumes on even numbers NEVER on 13
Even number of press ups in the morning (48 or 52 at the moment)
Cutlery facing the same way in the compartments (and in the right compartments)
Can't touch the handle of public toilets on the way out (so many dirty feckers don't wash)
I have a tube of the antiseptic hand gel in my car which I use after I shake hands wish anyone during my work day.
I really struggle to enjoy eating packaged shop bought food (at lunchtimes), all I think about is the factory workers, handling it, leaning over and breathing on what I'm eating.......
I hate being a passenger in a car, it's stopped raining and barely drizzling and the person leaves the wipers on so they make that god damn annoying whining noise
Even number of press ups in the morning (48 or 52 at the moment)
Cutlery facing the same way in the compartments (and in the right compartments)
Can't touch the handle of public toilets on the way out (so many dirty feckers don't wash)
I have a tube of the antiseptic hand gel in my car which I use after I shake hands wish anyone during my work day.
I really struggle to enjoy eating packaged shop bought food (at lunchtimes), all I think about is the factory workers, handling it, leaning over and breathing on what I'm eating.......
I hate being a passenger in a car, it's stopped raining and barely drizzling and the person leaves the wipers on so they make that god damn annoying whining noise
Sex God
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