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Quote by Cherrytree
What is it?
I was waiting for someone else to ask that :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Ms_Whips
given the choice you will still notice that people would rather que and pay inside than at the pump at the petrol station.
it's the same as quick fire simple maths, peoples brains freeze and can't follow simple instructions.
whips
I pay inside rather than use the pay at the pump thingies.......Dont trust em....
Know of several people who have been charged 2 or 3 times for the same transaction....
Sex God
i have to pay inside the shop cos i use cash or i want the tescos points 
Sex God
See a door that says push. i bloody pull every damn time, but why? It has in the past lead to me talking to doors as i approach them wagging my finger at it saying "just you dare..." Often people would stand, look around mistakenly thinking i'm admonishing them or someone around them. So they stop, and looking perplexed they then as they see me cobble myself against said door. A look of relief and yes even joy, that it wasn't indeed them i was wagging my finger at, can be seen crossing there what was furrowing brow. Ahh but all harmelss fun you think? But no look, indeed you must, towards chaos theory.
That person stopping for a moment to look and wonder might just mean that they are late for a bus. They then run for that bus knocking into a dear sweet old lady. In turn accidentally making her stumnle against a guy trying to hail a cab, thus pushing him into a line of rushing traffic thus killing him stone dead.
Do you see a pulled push door makes me a murderer!! OMG the guilt the self loathing the shame. What would I tell my kids how would my wife cope Would my parents disown me? life would become to much too bear leading me possibly to the church where they would play with my mind and i would become a choraster singing in latin.
Surely i would be Lost.
That person stopping for a moment to look and wonder might just mean that they are late for a bus. They then run for that bus knocking into a dear sweet old lady. In turn accidentally making her stumnle against a guy trying to hail a cab, thus pushing him into a line of rushing traffic thus killing him stone dead.
Do you see a pulled push door makes me a murderer!! OMG the guilt the self loathing the shame. What would I tell my kids how would my wife cope Would my parents disown me? life would become to much too bear leading me possibly to the church where they would play with my mind and i would become a choraster singing in latin.
Surely i would be Lost.
Flower I am no idiot believe it or not 
But I used a self service till in my local supermarket once, and managed to mess it up 5 times each time it called a supervisor. It took me 20 minutes to buy 5 items of shopping. Never again I would rather queue, those things are rubbish and just don't work the way they say they do.
But I used a self service till in my local supermarket once, and managed to mess it up 5 times each time it called a supervisor. It took me 20 minutes to buy 5 items of shopping. Never again I would rather queue, those things are rubbish and just don't work the way they say they do.
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Flower I am no idiot believe it or not
But I used a self service till in my local supermarket once, and managed to mess it up 5 times each time it called a supervisor. It took me 20 minutes to buy 5 items of shopping. Never again I would rather queue, those things are rubbish and just don't work the way they say they do.
It tickles me that after you've spent ages trying to cajole it, shouting at it, calling the supervisor ... as you walk off it shouts breezily after you, "Thank you for using the fast lane" :lol:
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See a door that says push. i bloody pull every damn time, but why? It has in the past lead to me talking to doors as i approach them wagging my finger at it saying "just you dare..." Often people would stand, look around mistakenly thinking i'm admonishing them or someone around them. So they stop, and looking perplexed they then as they see me cobble myself against said door. A look of relief and yes even joy, that it wasn't indeed them i was wagging my finger at, can be seen crossing there what was furrowing brow. Ahh but all harmelss fun you think? But no look, indeed you must, towards chaos theory.
That person stopping for a moment to look and wonder might just mean that they are late for a bus. They then run for that bus knocking into a dear sweet old lady. In turn accidentally making her stumnle against a guy trying to hail a cab, thus pushing him into a line of rushing traffic thus killing him stone dead.
Do you see a pulled push door makes me a murderer!! OMG the guilt the self loathing the shame. What would I tell my kids how would my wife cope Would my parents disown me? life would become to much too bear leading me possibly to the church where they would play with my mind and i would become a choraster singing in latin.
Surely i would be Lost.
If a swing door has a handle - PULL it!
Sex God
The self-serve tills at Asda are rubbish. You have to put your stuff in one of their bags on the hanger thing - no options.
If you don't need a bag it throws a hissy fit and sends for a supervisor who takes 20 mins to turn up.
If you drop your purse on the side where the bags are - hissy fit.
If you move something inside the bag (I don't want yogurts laying on their sides for instance) - hissy fit.
If you don't put something in the bag fast enough - hissy fit.
Totally f******g useless.
If you don't need a bag it throws a hissy fit and sends for a supervisor who takes 20 mins to turn up.
If you drop your purse on the side where the bags are - hissy fit.
If you move something inside the bag (I don't want yogurts laying on their sides for instance) - hissy fit.
If you don't put something in the bag fast enough - hissy fit.
Totally f******g useless.
Sex God
At our local shop they put an auto till in a few months ago. Last week i popped in fer a packet of fags and there were two girls staffing the "auto till assistance" counter and a third one who should have been on the real till helping them work out why it wouldnt weigh a tomato for a fella who frankly looked like he was on the verge of running away sans salad.
Banks, shops, factories, and all manner of business would all do well to remember the value of humans in a service situation.
Banks, shops, factories, and all manner of business would all do well to remember the value of humans in a service situation.
