Some of the wierd and wonderful personal adds I have come across. Would upload the pics but new to this and not sure how?
Incurable romantic,seeks filthy whore Phone: xxx
Wanted: 30 Chinamenand a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke? Please Call on xxx
Small Minority wanted to spoil it for the rest of us. There's always one - is it you? please call xxx
Good-Looking, athletic, Notting Hill based movie star, millionaire, seeks gullible stunner. Call xxx
Lose weight fast! Fed up of dieting and exercise? Incredible results guaranteed! Try amoebic dysentry! Vials £20 just add to sea food Call xxx
And my absolute personal favourite :-)
Nemesis wanted: I'm 5'10,into Kayaking, books and conversation (by Day), Justice, Honour and Vengence (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed meglomaniiac. Call
:haha: That all for now folks
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