If I was caught breaking into a glue factory, would it be a sticky situation?
If I was caught breaking into a fish and chip shop, would they call the frying squad? 
If I was caught breaking into a sex shop would I be f***ed? 
Can you think of any more?  
      If I was caught breaking into a pub would I be pished?  
      if i was caught breaking into a findus factory would the police want my fishy finger prints lol  
      If I was caught breaking into a sewage farm, would I be in deep sh.t?  
      If i was caught breaking into a schizophrenic Hospital, would they blame me?  or me?  or me?  
      If i was caught breaking into a cake shop, would i be creamed...x  
      If I was caught breaking into Ann Summers, would I be thrilled?  
      If I was caught breaking into Branstons, would I be in a pickle? (groan)  
      If i broke into a Kettle factory would i be in hot water ?  
      If I was caught breaking into a taxidermist, would I be stuffed?  
      If I broke into a DIY store, would I be screwed?  
      If I was caught breaking into a Battery shop would I be Charged  
      If I was caught breaking into a bee-keeper's, would I get a buzz out of it?
If I was caught breaking into a library, would they throw the book at me?  
      If I broke into a record shop, would I be recorded?  
      If i was caught breaking in2 an Art gallery....would i have been framed?  
      If I was caught breaking into SH Towers, would I have reached the high point in swinging?  
      If I was caught breaking into a school would they teach me a lesson?  
      If I broke into an abattoir, would I be caught by the pigs?  
      If I was caught breaking into a whore house, would I be banged to rights?  
      If I was caught breaking into a butcher's - would I be for the chop?  
      If I was caught breaking into a sports shop would I be for the High jump  
      If I was caught breaking into the parrot cage at London Zoo, would I be up before the beak?  
      if i was caught breaking into a sewage works would i be in the shit?  
      If I was caught breaking into a lingerie shop, would I be suspendered!?  
      If I was caught breaking into Virgin Megastore to steal Black Lace's "Agadoo", would I get a criminal record?